What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?

KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."

"Job's done" Warcraft

Work work
Already?
Watchu want me kill?
They're all so clear in my head.
- Me not that kinda orc
- "Ur, ur, ur!"
My life for Aiur.. er I mean Ner'Zhul
Definitely. I also get "We're ready!" "I'm not ready!" from Warcraft in my head every morning. My kids are trolls, maybe?
- That's a good 'un!
  Juntax? Who you want me kill?
  It's been a couple decades and I don't know how it was spelled, but that's what I remember hearing. Loved playing the Horde.
"Your sound card works perfectly"
- Enjoying yourself?
W-w-w-w-what do you want? Why do you keep touching me? 🎶
The secret audio track on the Warcraft 2 CD was amazing.
- In the age of chaos...
  In the age of chaos...
  In the age of chaos, two factions battled for dominance.
Warcraft has to be the one of the most quotable games of all time.
‘Stop poking me!’
"Keep yer feet on the ground!"

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"Bomb has been planted"

"Terrorists win"

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

War... War never changes.

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Nuclear launch detected.

And then you had to quickly figure where that little laser dot was placed and get rid of that ghost.
Planetary annihilation?
- Starcraft
Additional supply depoes required

"hey listen"

Hilariously I never played the game... It's my buddies tone for text messages. Lol

Never should've come here.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

"A man chooses! A slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

In general a lot of Andrew Ryan quotes are captivating, but that one transcends thanks to both the events happening, and the realization of the plot reveal.

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine".

Ah shit, h*re we go again

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it's insane

Stay awhile and listen

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

"Metal...Gear?" - Metal Gear Solid

"War...has changed." - Metal Gear Solid 4

"War never changes." - Fallout 3

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS." - Portal 2

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

"ROCK AND STONE!"

Extremely random one but the TVs in Max Payne show a slideshow of some drama show where the dialogue goes

"My Lord"

"My Lady"

"but my Lord, I must insist!"

Fuck knows why that lives rent free in my mind.

Hope this stays in the remake
- I must insist....!

HEY, LISTEN!!!

Zug zug

"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."

EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"

(Portal, and Portal 2)

Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.

~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004

This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?

~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

Reticulating Splines

        ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

"Ahhh, fresh meat"

Diablo 1

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

        SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.

Hail to the king, baby

The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.

Iiin the pipe, five by five

A few from Mr Torque from Borderlands:

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

NEW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP, THE OCEAN

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

All your base are belong to us

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

"Hey! Listen!"

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

"That is why we do not eyeball it! We are not cowboys shooting from the hip!"

"... And that is why Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!"

Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

Reactor online

Sensors online

Weapons online

All systems nominal

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"

Yes I have just played Subnautica

Double kill

Triple kill

Mega kill

ULTRA KILL

MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH MONSTER KILL

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

Sister Calderón: We’ve all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin… but I know you.

Arthur: You don’t know me.

Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but… that’s the problem. You don’t know you.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Sister Calderón: I don’t know… whenever we happen to meet, you’re always helping people and smiling.

Arthur: I had a son… he passed away. I had a girl who loved me… I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy… well, I watched him die. And it weren’t soon enough.

Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.

Arthur: What am I gonna do now?

Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.

Arthur: But… I still don’t believe in nothin’.

Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense

Arthur: Heh… You’re too smart for me, Sister. I guess I… I’m afraid.

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

"I never asked for this"

Do you know the definition of insanity?

Would you kindly?

"War. War never changes."

"Remember. No Russian."

"Itchy. Tasty."

Your base... is under attack.

Toasty!

HADOUKEN!

Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)

WaHOO!

Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!

"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle…piloting a blimp."

I mean just quote every line from the portal games and be done with this thread. :-D

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin' a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

I will pay you to kill yourself

"Beep beep beep" - sputnik

Voiced by Lenard Nemoy in Civ 4

"Stay a while, and listen."

"With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team!"

"Stop rocking the boat, you're making me sea sick!"

"PUT DISPENSER HERE"

"Would you kindly?"

"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"

"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"

"Hey, you finally awake"

EDIT:

"I make my own luck"

(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )

"Guys the drill, go get it"

"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"

"Mission failed, we will get them next time"

"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"

"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"

"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean" ~~perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code~~

"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"

"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"

50,000 people used to live 'ere, ...

Boy!

My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I'm a mighty pirate.

ASSUMING CONTROL

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

"Wololoo"

CHEEKI BREEKI

"Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen."

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

"He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head."

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone."

The carrier has arrived.

Were it so easy.

YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh MaRs!

Oh I know what the ladies like.

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

Duke Nukem

"Alley-oop!"
"You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!"
"Give it some Oomph!"
"Now it's Reyn time!"
"Man, wha' a buncha jokas!"

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

"Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier"

Time is money friend.

wololooooo

"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

War... War never changes

"They were all dead ..."

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

"I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride." (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)

"Stay awhile... Stay FOREVER!!!" (Impossible Mission - C64)

"I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter" Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

"The enemy has captured a command post"

"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

"Blame yourself or God."

Titanfall|2

Upon your Titan noticing a new weapon that's more powerful, the main character comments "I think someone's in love..."

BT's response is priceless.

BT-7274: "The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love."

ACCESS DENIED

Still sane, Exile?

Real sneaky beaky like

Bingo bango bongo, bish bash bosh

Sir, permission to leave the station?
For what purpose Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb...

Haven't seen this one mentioned yet.

I need scissors 61 !!!!

I don't wanna

Day of the Tentacle

My life for Aiur

Don toridos? Misspelled wrong

Live for the swarm

"Assuming direct control"

panzerschreck!

Units received

Another visitor. Stay a while, stay forever!

Zug Zug

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

Vu-

Vulome

...

Isvoli!!

Rhinos! RRHHIIIIINNNOOEEESSS our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES the cowards, the fools! We... we shall take away... their metal BAWKses.

Flipendo!

Steck deine scheiß Waffe weg!

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

"ow! Ok ok, i will work!"

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2

Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins

Altair secrets are not for you

"Frigate lost."

Sigh Bapinada?

We're rich!

"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

my name is Legion: for we are many.

(Yes I know originally is from the bible)

<click>

what?

<click>

WHAT!?

<click>

STOP POKING ME!**

This cannot continue.

I can't use these things together.

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.

Need a light?

“This guy are sick”

"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas

"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad

"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory

"Lok'tar Ogar!"

And "Get outta the DAMN WAY!"

Sir! Captain needs you on the bridge ASAP! Better follow me.

An enemy has been slain

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Give me your extra resources.
Sure, blame it on your ISP!
Don't point that thing at me!

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.

"Remember, no Russian"

"I have a plan, Arthur"

"Pheromones." "Do I smell beef?"

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

-Gheed, Diablo 2.

We need wood!

Stronghold Crusader

"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"

"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."

THE NUMBERS, MASON

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav

"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"

Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’

kee-voh rogan woololooooo

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

I hunger!

"sneaky beaky like"

"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends

Are you still alive Arbiter?

Heard a few gems in STALKER 2 "Better a lousy peace than an awesome gunfight"

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.

CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.

28 STAB WOUNDS

"My vision is augmented."

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let's get digging! Whoa! What now?

Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.

This cave is not a natural formation

Hostile shotty in the field

Wololooooo, wololooooo

"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" Pathfinder, Apex.

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

Death was in the air at Roscoe Street

"Filthy Rats!"

Access denied without key card.

"The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!"

"I gave my cat to you, doesnt that make you the owner?"- said by a cat

Its from the game cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

I have read all text from this game and its prequel multiple times and still cant figure out what it means

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"

".. what a shame. He was a good man.....Tongue click.. What a rotten way to die "

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.

Ripburger, you're dummier than dirt!
Oh, Mr Corley. If only you'd listen to my plan - my vision.
I know your plan, Rip. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company.

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

Still sane exile?

path of exile

"You plague-ridden rat!" Huntsman, Bloodborne

There are many more iconic lines in the game, but this one sticks in my mind, probably because you meet so many Huntsman and this is one of their favourite lines.

Big Money! Big Prizes!

The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

Good News Everyone!!!

"Anime is a path I walk alone."

"You are fucking subhuman."

Katana ZERO

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." --AM

"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory

The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.

Morpheus from Deus Ex

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

"This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ"

My toolbox! --Another World

I'm gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

"There's no way you're taking Kairi's Heart!" "Come" "Show me your power" "Welcome Oblivion"

Heard it over and over again because KH1 was hard as a kid :') But at least there's Forze del Male (the boss music) which is peak 👌

On explose d'abord ! Et on parle... après ! — Ziggs, League of Legends, French Voice

They told me I was too young. They told me I needed more training. I told them to drop dead! How ironic...

"A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

"That was left-handed!"

“My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!”

Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:

I never forget faces, but in your case I'll make an exception hic

Paraphrasing there, don't remember the exact quote.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”

"Guns guns guns" Brrrrrrr

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."

"Destroy him, my robots" from Impossible Mission on the C64.

It was the first videogame I ever heard talk. And full disclosure, 5 year old me, thought it said, "destroy him my-rin bolts". It wasn't until years later, my dad actually corrected me.

Jason but they pronounce it "Jay Sohn."

Also "Holy shit, its snow white!" as they're being gunned down from the brush.

EDIT: oh and of course "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

a recent one is all of amanozako's v/o in SMTV "oh you want some, do ya?"

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..

"Yeah, I was skeptical at first but the polycule might be the way to go."

Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:

We are SO CLOSE to our destination, we are SO CLOSE! Like, literally, right there! And then you just decide, like a sadistic person, to turn and just go into the fog and kill us! What is wrong with you? You are a sadist! I will not stand for this! I will not stand for this in any way, shape or form! That's IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It's probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.

"Mean, green and unseen!"

"What can change the nature of a man?"

Ravel, Planescape: Torment

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

"Dive dive dive, hit your burners pilot!!"

Protect the pilot

"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"

"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.

Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.

Do you like hurting other people?

Ich geh dann mal

"Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON." -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

"Monsters? They look like monsters to you?"

-Silent Hill 3

This feels relevant: The Device has been Modified by Victims of Science a song made of quotes from Portal.

"Sir. Finishing this fight" - Master chief, Halo 2 "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" - Guard, Oblivion

    
UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE!

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.

I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL! (Krieg, BL 2)

Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave

"They're masterworks all, can't go wrong!"

"Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys."

"Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item."

"It hates fire!"

Like Mario and Princess Beach.

The version that’s stuck in my head is Japanese so this is a translation.

Watch. See how they’ve lived their lives with pride, and with their lives they’ve sang the ode to civilization. This is the story of those whom people called heroes, the unfinished journey of the 13 who chased the flame. But traveller, your journey continues on, isn’t that right? Then, follow your heart and move on. Follow the footsteps and witness that flame chasing journey to the end. And finally… walk across the graves of those who have fallen. And for that future which “we” could not create… GO CREATE IT!

Look at my user name, brother/sister!

"Somethin's Wrong with the G-Diffuser!"

"... I guess I should be Thankful..."

"Hey, what's the big Idea!?"

"Don't party just yet. It's time to try our new weapon"

"COCKY LITTLE FREAK"

"Somebody beat us here. it's all gone!"

"They ... they've hit me, Finn" Enderal, a should-play

Back and forth... Back and forth... I'm beginning to feel like Sisyphus!

I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn't do. / She looked at me, said sister / that's what I've been calling you

"Negative Ramos"

Synth voice: "Be careful...Rainbow zone..."

"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto

Science compels us to explode the sun.

"What can I say? It's just a toilet bowl."

From Runaway: A Road Adventure

Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite

“For a moment, there was hope.”

« War makes men mad »…

I need a target

"I love you, sarge!"

"Remember the Nutella" - AoE II Malian Villager

"I don't know if I'm good or evil. Stupid words, anyway... But I'm trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That's the only answer I have."

pathologic 2

Suffer like G did?

Not going to cite the source, since it spoils part of this game, and it’s currently popular.

I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make me a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I've been chasing my whole life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line... So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah... Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you, a cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it... I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.

"Smother him in the crib..."

Were it so easy...

Damn you, Kain! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

In dark times, should the stars also go out?

*that are

My ass! My ass! My beautiful ass!

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

Hey, Hey, Hey! It's time to make some crazy money. Are y'all ready? Here we gooo!

"Ah ha" briiing

"I used to be an adventurer too, til I took an arrow to the knee"

"You've captured a command post"

"You've lost a command post"

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

"Again" from super hexagon