Now, THAT'S a goal-oriented individual.

Albuquerque by Weird Al

"Walk without rhythm" is a phrase i always read with rythym.

Right! Follow the example of our resident funny bones, Lexi Sneptaur! She's responsible for hilarious classics such as "try being funny!"😂 and "'You can fuck right off with x”' is a turn of phrase I can’t wait to see fade out of common use"🤣

Aren't they just a cut up?! With such fine examples of comedy to emulate, you too can now be as funny as Lexi Sneptaur! The only question is, do you use your newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?

They're a pretty famous Qmoron. That chose to call themselves "catturd." That's a name no one would self apply where i come from. It's like they came up with their name after being asked what was the last thing they ate.

Dingleberry Nutrition Club

It voted for Dukakis...

The Birbs of War!

"Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza, dude."

"...the aqueduct?"

....this is not a good comment.

This is a good comment...

Hey, when did you meet my family..?

"Randy! Your balls!"

I'm sorry, Pooty, i can't make out what you're saying. Try to stop blubbering. Take a deep breath. Wipe your nose off. Here, take a sip from your SpongeBob sippy cup.

Ok, feel better? Now, without whining this time. What do you want?

Gucci Cinch Sack

Low Man's Last Super

tak!

In the back....

.....with the puppies......

I did that with a 3500. It's fucking AWESOME.

OR, they hide black people on the posters to make China happy.