First normal shit in 9 years? That's crazy. You wouldn't even remember what normal was after that long. Must've been quite a relief.

I wonder if Americans can switch to a Canadian bank if things get bad. I know there are US dollar accounts you can open.

I hovered the link. That's staying blue.

For some reason I thought you were linking the LA Beast

I replaced my faucets recently to something more modern. It was actually extremely east to do. The replacement kitchen faucet even had a mechanism for tightening it without going under the sink and trying to turn a wrench down there. Still had to go under the sink to connect the water lines and of course disconnect the old faucet.

Binding of Isaac

Federated neopets! Anyone can run an instance but progress and data is shared across instances so if one goes down you can just hop servers?

I will: Never violate the trust of my clients or disrepsect their property.

I will: Never say, "I don't know." Instead say, "I'll find out."

I will: Always understand that my clients' time is more valuable than my own. Sci-Fi conventions, car shows, and movie premieres be damned.

I will: Assume every problem is my fault, unless proven otherwise.

Geek squad. We'll steal your noods.

If you don't need much power, you could probably look for something used and get a good deal on a 17" laptop.

I'm getting Super Mario vibes with the mushrooms and you could imagine the bomb in the top left is a bullet bill.

Strangely, my first exposure to this speech was in a song. I think it was in a playlist of Salty Bet (a whole different topic) but I just loved how smooth the song is and the speech is so well delivered. I figured it had to be from somewhere but had no idea it was Charlie Chaplain.

Here's a link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8sa5jpOIafU

Sabotaging international communication lines maybe?

I guess it uses Canadian farms, but Purina is owned by Nestlé.

Are those Sonic codes?

I have the same wood wrist support. Also, I love the Dwarf Fortress mat!

Papa Johns isn't distancing themselves from their founder very well it seems.

Enterprise Rental Car is a surprise to me. I'll boycot them now.

Dairy Queen... now that one hurts.

A cabin in the woods when there's zombies out there? You'd never sleep! I'd take my chances trying to find a compound.

Yeah I recommend rolling the Too Swole To Control perk. Sounds like you refuse to do cardio. /s obvs

There is PvP in Path of Exile 2 and at least one known Nazi player. Go ahead and kill him when his Boosting Ground worker is off the clock.

Hahaha, love this!