Yeah, there'd be plenty of that

It's Texas, they've just been waiting to do it on the right week so they have something to distract from their worse politics

Boot cut is tighter around the hips and thighs, has a slightly flared leg (think bell bottoms but way smaller flare). Relaxed is straight leg, but not so tight as to be skinny jeans. I generally wear boot cut, but my boots are only ankle high so it's not like I need the extra leg room. I just like the way they look on me.

That sounds like a problem a tailor could solve

I never knew per se, I just assumed that like with all women's clothing sizes are a convenient fiction

You couldn't make Plan 9 from Outer Space today because Bela Lugosi won't stand for it.

By Christmas the Department of Government Efficiency (they really should have used Excess for the E) will no longer be going to exist.

Someone ask them what the pay is I'm not on bluseky

I'm not entirely convinced evil thinks it's doing evil. Something about the road to hell being paved in good intentions and all that.

Hey that's my bands name

I'm not risking a flood when I've still got torpedoes in the tube

Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

Good boy Tecumseh who wants a whole chicken as a treat.

As a former line cook who got married during his elf prince years, I have now gained enough flab to be moved to the depressed middle age father circle.

Explains a lot about my dating life tho

I'm hoping he announced the gaetz nomination to get him to resign, and it's going to nominate someone else for reals (all over some perceived slight). I have nothing to base this off of, other than it would be funny.

"a hat comes with the cabinet position"

Please don't tell my intrusive thoughts that

Did you check your pockets for a time machine? I bet you left it there and could make a quick pop back to the 90s and correct the timeline.

Is it carpet or stone kind of hard floor? Does he sploot a lot?

I'm not sure what you'd have to do to actually go to hell,

Be mormon, then say mormonism is false. It's their only unforgivable sin.