It has a lot of potassium

Penis

Survivorship bias? Hundreds of other "astrologists" probably tried predicting it too but guessed wrong

Never played it but I thought it's mainly known for being a terribly bad game. Or is it bad because it's too hard?

Or an Irishman

Absolute madlad

Platinium

Edit: oh, that's already in your list. Well played

It can generate text that looks like a plausible troubleshooting result but is completely detached from reality. Good enough for most CEOs

This person memegens

I thought strongman was about lifting, pulling, carrying or even throwing heavy things?

But we're supposed to use Joules, not calories

18 hours each in three jobs

Scars are cool

Maybe it just boils down to "Linux" simply sounding better when pronounced

Just like e.g. most people just say "velcro" and not "hook-and-loop" as the company Velcro itself wants people to call it.

You're not the boss of me now!

Why do the ponies have to be angry? Seems kind of uncharacteristic

One thing I genuinely don't get: why does a company making this much money need "investors"? (Other than participating in the make-rich-people-richer scheme)

RCT was such a fantastic game

BuT hE iS oLd

And Knuckles