What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?
What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?
“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
Hilariously I never played the game... It's my buddies tone for text messages. Lol
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Ah shit, h*re we go again
"Metal...Gear?" - Metal Gear Solid
"War...has changed." - Metal Gear Solid 4
"War never changes." - Fallout 3
"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS." - Portal 2
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."
EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"
(Portal, and Portal 2)
Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.
~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004
This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?
~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001
"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"
Zug zug
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.Hail to the king, baby
The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."
And proceeds to blow his own brains out.
Boss move. Much respect.
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.
All your base are belong to us
"Hey! Listen!"
Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins
"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"
Yes I have just played Subnautica
“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
Sister Calderón: We’ve all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin… but I know you.
Arthur: You don’t know me.
Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but… that’s the problem. You don’t know you.
Arthur: What do you mean?
Sister Calderón: I don’t know… whenever we happen to meet, you’re always helping people and smiling.
Arthur: I had a son… he passed away. I had a girl who loved me… I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy… well, I watched him die. And it weren’t soon enough.
Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.
Arthur: What am I gonna do now?
Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.
Arthur: But… I still don’t believe in nothin’.
Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense
Arthur: Heh… You’re too smart for me, Sister. I guess I… I’m afraid.
Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.
Toasty!
Your base... is under attack.
"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle…piloting a blimp."
I mean just quote every line from the portal games and be done with this thread. :-D
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
Boy!
The carrier has arrived.
Were it so easy.
YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh MaRs!
Oh I know what the ladies like.
"Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen."
If Piped does not work
"Beep beep beep" - sputnik
Voiced by Lenard Nemoy in Civ 4
"PUT DISPENSER HERE"
"Would you kindly?"
"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"
"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"
"Hey, you finally awake"
EDIT:
"I make my own luck"
(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )
"Guys the drill, go get it"
"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"
"Mission failed, we will get them next time"
"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"
"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"
"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"
"The numbers mason, what do they mean"
perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"
"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"
“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”
- Duke Nukem
"Wololoo"
My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I'm a mighty pirate.
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
"They were all dead ..."
First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something
"They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison, first by carriage and now by boat, to the east, to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful. You, have been chosen."
Time is money friend.
"I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter" Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)
"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"
-Catalina, GTA San Andreas
Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
War... War never changes
"Blame yourself or God."
Titanfall|2
Upon your Titan noticing a new weapon that's more powerful, the main character comments "I think someone's in love..."
BT's response is priceless.
BT-7274: "The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love."
I don't wanna
Day of the Tentacle
"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White
And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.
"Assuming direct control"
Sir, permission to leave the station?
For what purpose Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb...Haven't seen this one mentioned yet.
Still sane, Exile?
Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins
Altair secrets are not for you
"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.Hier ist das Bier billig.
The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.
Sigh Bapinada?
Another visitor. Stay a while, stay forever!
We're rich!
"Frigate lost."
Units received
Zug Zug
panzerschreck!
Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)
I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem
Sir! Captain needs you on the bridge ASAP! Better follow me.
Need a light?
“This guy are sick”
"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas
"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad
"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory
"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior
This cannot continue.
"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.
Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation
An enemy has been slain
my name is Legion: for we are many.
(Yes I know originally is from the bible)
"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice
I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.
"Lok'tar Ogar!"
And "Get outta the DAMN WAY!"
My source is that I made it the fuck up!
"Remember, no Russian"
"I have a plan, Arthur"
"Pheromones." "Do I smell beef?"
I can't use these things together.
In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.
"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"
"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’
kee-voh rogan woololooooo
Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.
"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."
Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri
Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!
"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"
Welcome back. I have some jobs for you
THE NUMBERS, MASON
"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."
-Gheed, Diablo 2.
"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav
We need wood!
Stronghold Crusader
"sneaky beaky like"
"You plague-ridden rat!" Huntsman, Bloodborne
There are many more iconic lines in the game, but this one sticks in my mind, probably because you meet so many Huntsman and this is one of their favourite lines.
"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory
Access denied without key card.
Big Money! Big Prizes!
Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.
"Anime is a path I walk alone."
"You are fucking subhuman."
- Katana ZERO
Death was in the air at Roscoe Street
Heard a few gems in STALKER 2 "Better a lousy peace than an awesome gunfight"
My toolbox! --Another World
I'm gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.
Are you still alive Arbiter?
Still sane exile?
- path of exile
boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."
“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”
Good News Everyone!!!
"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"
Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"
"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"
"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."
-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)
The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.
"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.
- Ripburger, you're dummier than dirt!
- Oh, Mr Corley. If only you'd listen to my plan - my vision.
- I know your plan, Rip. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company.
"I gave my cat to you, doesnt that make you the owner?"- said by a cat
Its from the game cats are liquid: a light in the shadows
I have read all text from this game and its prequel multiple times and still cant figure out what it means
You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.
"The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!"
"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" Pathfinder, Apex.
"My vision is augmented."
This cave is not a natural formation
Hostile shotty in the field
Wololooooo, wololooooo
"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"
"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." --AM
The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.
The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.
- Morpheus from Deus Ex
28 STAB WOUNDS
"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."
- Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2
He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.
"This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ"
Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.
Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:
A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It's probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.
a recent one is all of amanozako's v/o in SMTV "oh you want some, do ya?"
"What can change the nature of a man?"
- Ravel, Planescape: Torment
Protect the pilot
"Destroy him, my robots" from Impossible Mission on the C64.
It was the first videogame I ever heard talk. And full disclosure, 5 year old me, thought it said, "destroy him my-rin bolts". It wasn't until years later, my dad actually corrected me.
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
"Guns guns guns" Brrrrrrr
Do you like hurting other people?
"Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON." -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege
"Monsters? They look like monsters to you?"
-Silent Hill 3
This feels relevant: The Device has been Modified by Victims of Science a song made of quotes from Portal.
“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”
"Sir. Finishing this fight" - Master chief, Halo 2 "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" - Guard, Oblivion
"There's no way you're taking Kairi's Heart!" "Come" "Show me your power" "Welcome Oblivion"
Heard it over and over again because KH1 was hard as a kid :') But at least there's Forze del Male (the boss music) which is peak 👌
I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.
I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL! (Krieg, BL 2)
- Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?
Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:
- I never forget faces, but in your case I'll make an exception hic
Paraphrasing there, don't remember the exact quote.
- It's dangerous to go alone, take this
"A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world"
Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave
“My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!”
UH - OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!"No free slots in suit inventory."
UGGHHHHHHH
"That was left-handed!"
Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.
Ich geh dann mal
Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.
They told me I was too young. They told me I needed more training. I told them to drop dead! How ironic...
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."
"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"
“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”
Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third
On explose d'abord ! Et on parle... après ! — Ziggs, League of Legends, French Voice
Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..
Jason but they pronounce it "Jay Sohn."
Also "Holy shit, its snow white!" as they're being gunned down from the brush.
EDIT: oh and of course "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
"Mean, green and unseen!"
Suffer like G did?
Not going to cite the source, since it spoils part of this game, and it’s currently popular.
I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make me a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I've been chasing my whole life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line... So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah... Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you, a cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it... I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.
Back and forth... Back and forth... I'm beginning to feel like Sisyphus!
"Somethin's Wrong with the G-Diffuser!"
"... I guess I should be Thankful..."
"Hey, what's the big Idea!?"
"Don't party just yet. It's time to try our new weapon"
"COCKY LITTLE FREAK"
"Somebody beat us here. it's all gone!"
Like Mario and Princess Beach.
"Smother him in the crib..."
*that are
"Negative Ramos"
"Ah ha" briiing
"I used to be an adventurer too, til I took an arrow to the knee"
"You've captured a command post"
"You've lost a command post"
“For a moment, there was hope.”
"I love you, sarge!"
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
"Remember the Nutella" - AoE II Malian Villager
I need a target
Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite
"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto
"I don't know if I'm good or evil. Stupid words, anyway... But I'm trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That's the only answer I have."
- pathologic 2
Were it so easy...
Look at my user name, brother/sister!
My ass! My ass! My beautiful ass!
Synth voice: "Be careful...Rainbow zone..."
Hey, Hey, Hey! It's time to make some crazy money. Are y'all ready? Here we gooo!
I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn't do. / She looked at me, said sister / that's what I've been calling you
"What can I say? It's just a toilet bowl."
From Runaway: A Road Adventure
« War makes men mad »…
"They're masterworks all, can't go wrong!"
"Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys."
"Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item."
"It hates fire!"
Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.
Damn you, Kain! This act of genocide is unconscionable!
"Again" from super hexagon
The version that’s stuck in my head is Japanese so this is a translation.
Watch. See how they’ve lived their lives with pride, and with their lives they’ve sang the ode to civilization. This is the story of those whom people called heroes, the unfinished journey of the 13 who chased the flame. But traveller, your journey continues on, isn’t that right? Then, follow your heart and move on. Follow the footsteps and witness that flame chasing journey to the end. And finally… walk across the graves of those who have fallen. And for that future which “we” could not create… GO CREATE IT!
Science compels us to explode the sun.