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  • The one with Sherry Bobbins; an original creation, like Ricky Rouse and Monald Muck.

  • This honestly does help
  • Yes. It started out flat but was made round in the 2nd age. LOTR occurs in the 3rd age.

  • *Permanently Deleted*
  • Apartment superintendent. $62k plus free rent and utilities.

  • Why aren't all rooms holodecks?
  • In emergency cases most holograms can be shut off to match increased energy demands by weapons and shields.

    Disengage the safety protocols and suddenly you've got weapons and shield emitters than ought to work just as well as their material counterparts, but can't be damaged (or any damage can be instantly reset). We know that holograms can be projected into space so the only limitation would be the range of the holoemitters.

  • place yer bets
  • At least "crushed by asteroid" is not contagious.

  • Guess the Episode [Genius at Work]
  • The one where Lisa is addicted to calling the Cory hotline. Maggie is playing with her toy phone, and it's driving Lisa crazy.

  • Rank your Chief Engineers of TNG Enterprise
    1. LaForge because obviously

    2. MacDougal because she knows that isolinear chips are not toys

    3. Argyle because he knows that Kosinski is full of crap

    4. Logan because he's an arrogant dick

  • Star Trek characters but we don't know their name
  • And her first officer, Stockholm syndrome man.

  • Freddie Borgury
  • Spare him his life from individuality

  • Are you a fan of podcasts? If so, which ones would you recommend?
  • Mike Duncan's Revolutions podcast (especially series 3 covering the French Revolution) and his The History of Rome series.

  • Two hunters

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

    The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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    Klingon Theology Question: "When I say jump out of an airlock, you will JUMP OUT OF AN AIRLOCK!"
  • Hyperbole to emphasize the importance of following orders in battle, even if you think it's a mistake.

    Ours is not to reason why; Ours is but to do and die

  • What's the most effective at helping you sleep at night?
  • White noise. I bought a white noise machine years ago when I lived near a large emergency room that had ambulances going by all day every day. It really helped with the sirens, and when I moved away I kept using the machine. My brain now interprets the white noise as profound silence, and I sleep so deeply that I don't know how I ever got by without it.

  • Let's talk about the stupid whale probe.
  • Spock explained that they could mimic the sounds, but not the language. They would be responding in gibberish.

  • Let's talk about the stupid whale probe.
  • Maybe its programming was damaged or tampered with. It wouldn't be the first time.

  • Of Biblical Proportions

    An elderly Catholic priest dies one night peacefully in his sleep after a long life of serving God, and finds himself standing at the pearly gates.

    "You were such a pious and holy man in life," began St. Peter, "that as a reward you can make one request of me before leaving behind your worldly cares and entering heaven."

    "Well," says the priest, "I'd like to read the original manuscript of the Bible."

    Even more impressed now than before, St. Peter grants the request and takes the priest to God's own private library, before leaving him to his studies.

    Shortly afterward, the priest lets out an unholy shriek. St. Peter rushes into the library and asks, "what is it? What's wrong?!"

    And through gritted teeth and streams of tears the priest cried out: "Celebrate! It says celebrate, not celibate!"

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    TIL Joe Satriani's "Crowd Chant" was meant to be called "Party on the Enterprise"

    It would have included loops of Star Trek sound effects, but Paramount lawyers said no.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani#Musical_themes

    Thank you for your attention, Bajoran workers. This mandatory cultural appreciation moment has been noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your food ration.

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