Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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John Microsoft, the publisher of Windows, has reached retirement age. He will close his laptop and every copy of windows worldwide will just delete itself.

Tell me you're white without telling me you're white

Just something else he and I have in common.

It doesn't look like anything to me.

It's medicinal. I have a prescription.

The only smoking I allow in my car is my brakes.

If it's memory bleeds, we can kill it.

And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don't really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.

Something terrible.

It's free real estate delta V!

Luna

The La Brea tar pits

Can't he just do the big funny with a tomahawk missile before retiring?

Girls are having puberty without the consent of their congressmen?!

After his mum is done with them, maybe

Most people give up 10-25 years of their life to a prison cell, but whatever.

I used to fix POS machines and networks for retail and hospo. I didn't wear a uniform, just a polo shirt. I could walk into server rooms, storerooms full of liquor, and open cash registers without ever announcing myself or saying who I was.

Retail and hospo workers so often DGAF who walks behind the bar.

sad autism skeleton noises

Tickle monster

And that's 928 volts Fahrenheit too!