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Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world
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Thank me later...

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  • The feeling you get when you peel the protective film off the door of a brand new refrigerator

    • I think a vampire just died

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  • He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

    • Anon gets his life in order

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  • What kind of medicine? Asking for a friend.

    • Anon gets his life in order

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  • Oof

    • Oh please tell me this is true!

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  • Can confirm, have been a guard.

    'Rounds' were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it's not my department store.

    • Oh please tell me this is true!

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  • Quite right, they should be given badges and guns.

    • Oh please tell me this is true!

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  • I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely 'Evil Billionaire' thing to do

    • Sideways

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  • Looks like she was running and tripped

    • X-Files '90s promo shoot

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    • X-Files '90s promo shoot

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  • I would do them both

    • Turkey issues genocide arrest warrant against Netanyahu

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  • Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme

    • Anyone else?

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  • It's a punctuation problem.

    "I avoid people and love. Dogs!"

    • 9-11-2001 BC

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  • This is why Jesus was "washing the feet" of his disciples before they entered the church.

    He was checking their shoes for bombs.

    • Gyms should be free for all.

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  • 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 "Somebrah keeps shidding the leg press machine, 1 star."

    Lifehack for always-available leg press.

    • Shitty Lifehack

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  • Every time I've had ginger up my ass, I've been a bit more lively.

    Ginger seems to like it too.

    • No rule

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  • "But do you sit down, or stand up?"

    "Either, but I never kneel."

    • Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

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  • Look away, I don't want you to see me cry

    • Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

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  • Hey man, shoulda coulda woulda, was it in the spec?

    • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

    What are some common things people buy that you would never buy?

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  • Mine is the Roborock Q Revo. I paid about $1000 AUD for it. A regular decent bagless vac costs about $400.

    • RIP Dick

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  • If it was, Kahled Sheik Mohammed would be the world heavyweight champion

    • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape
    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC
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    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"
    Technology @lemmy.world
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    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online
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    I'm not even ooking
    Gardening @lemmy.world
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    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged
    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night
    memes @lemmy.world
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    Work smarder not tarder
    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    A story in 4 acts
    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?
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    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!
    Factorio @lemmy.world
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    OC

    TFW the reactor finally reaches critical temperature

    pics @lemmy.world
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    Sometimes google street view just captures a vibe, you know?
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    I forgot the lyrics to the Old MacDonald song, but It's All Coming Back To Me Now
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    TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly
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    Carcinisation has got the furniture too!
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    "Bertie" - me, ballpoint