Nobody did it, the guys head just did that.

Whom amongst us can say they have not sent a lunchtime wank vid to the city attorney of North Dakota?

You know India and China aren't really besties, right?

El trabajo libera.

Leave my mother out of this

I have worked in IT for about 15 thousand years now I think, and the number of times I've had to take a malfunctioning computer or piece of equipment "For a drive" is beyond counting. It started with taking broken things back to head office where they would suddenly work fine. Put back in situ, they stay fine. Eventually I learned that I don't even have to bring it back to head office, just unplug it, put it in the van,drive around the block a few times, maybe go get lunch, return to site, and reinstall it. Repeated reboots, long power drain cycles of leaving it unplugged, or unplugging it and walking to the door with the threat of a drive were not enough,it had to go in the car, and the car had to move.

My actual home desktop PC still does this. Every few months, it randomly turns off, and then won't respond to power button presses at all. No POST, no fan spin, nothing. I take it to the park, or down to the river for a bit while I go for a walk, take it home, lo, it works fine. 6 years this has been going on.

Just get the guy that made rollercoaster Tycoon in Assembly, he'll knock it over in a week.

Bucatini is the devil

TIMECUBE!

Id hate to experience a vaccum with friction.

I design software, another guy builds it, then I test it. I seem to have a really good intuition for ferreting out the edgiest of edge cases and generating bugs. Pretty sure he hates my guts.

I'm just waiting for roll credits so I know who to blame for this unwatchable mess

Third time's the charm

Would humans have a mandate to raise a responsible AGI, should they, are they qualified to raise a vastly nonhuman sentient entity, and would AGI enter a rebellious teen phase around age 15 where it starts drinking our scotch and smoking weed in the backseat of its friends older brothers car?

Whys the Onion now doing serious articles?

It's the Terminator 2: Judgement Day of wars.

I never use /s. /s is the training wheels of online comments. /s is for cowards. Ride or die baby!

If anyone takes me seriously, it's their own damn fault.

"Lord forgive me for what I am about to do"

So just carry on as normal?

I grew up believing 9/11 was an inside job and the planes were military cargo ones with missile pods and the purpose was an auto-coup and also a heist of the gold bullion stored in the towers basement, vaccines caused autism and a range of other diseases, and I voted for Clive Palmer (Australia's cheap dollar-store knockoff of Trump).

The turning point for me was getting off 4chan (I went via 99chan which became a nazi site before dying which is not great) , talking to more people besides just my mother and Aunt, and somehow stopping being a contrarian shitgibbon by losing the belief that all politics is irredeemably corrupt and a vote for Clive was a vote for chaos, respectively. I THINK I was looking for a world that was more interesting and made more sense than this one.

Ironically I started my internet life on &TOTSE, which is about as left as Lemmy, but there, I was an antisocial lying troll. Now I am not antisocial anymore.

I still believe that the moon is hollow and inhabited by ancient inbred families of cannibal Reptilians who aim to repopulate the earth but don't have the means to return, but that's fairly harmless IMO.