You're not allowed to steal from target but you are allowed to go in and try on everything all at once and leave it in the change rooms until they kick you out

I still don't understand how Lemmy works. I feel like my dad feels using a smartphone.

"You smell so nice" - a gay female co-worker. I was wearing a new cologne that I purchased for myself. It was very expensive so I'm glad I chose well

They got you good

Just bring a bedroll with you everywhere you go. When you tire of company, start for home, but pace yourself, and camp out midway on your journey.

Beans are eggs

Fun fact, Heard Island, which is an Australian territory and is thousands of kilometres from the mainland of Australia, contains Australia's only known active volcanoes. There are no known active volcanoes on the continent itself.

More dangerous - resting your eyes while driving to work in the morning.

Keep a notepad in the kitchen, make it your recipe book. Fill it with things you cooked once and would cook again. If you can't dde ide what to make, flip through it and pick one.

Before cookbooks were 87% of all Christmas presents, they were just kitchen cookbooks that nonna handwrote for this purpose.

Yeah and you don't have to eat them all in a row. Make 6 portions today, and have one a week. Tomorrow, 8 portions of something else.

Also,meal prep doesn't nessecarily mean making completed meals. If you have to chop one carrot for this meal,peel and chop 5 of them, freeze some,save some for salads, and save some for dipping or whatever.

What is this?

"Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?"

Some of the best comedies are very hard to laugh at.

What's the matter babe, you've hardly touched your

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Born too late to buy a house and support a family on a single income. Born to early to experience the perfection of being a crab. Born just in time to finance my rented sleeping pod with credit leveraged against future dream-embedded advertisements for VPNs revenue and die of a seizure because the implant reacted badly to my 51% microplastic brain.

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You can use a microplane grater to get information out of POWs who refuse to talk.

Just deny them the freshly grated nutmeg on their horchata until they spill the beans.

I mean sure, if you can catch them.

Math prof ought to know better than to include outliers.

Phentermine makes me vibrate at 1200hz