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  • You know that meme of the two guys looking out the bus window, one at a grey cliff, the other at a mountain Vista? It's that. Cliff guy is thinking "Nothing matters 😫" and Vista guy is thinking "Nothing matters 😂"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Sign at the local community garden

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape

    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"

    Technology @lemmy.world

    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm not even ooking

    Gardening @lemmy.world

    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged

    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night

    memes @lemmy.world

    Work smarder not tarder

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    A story in 4 acts

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!