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Agent641 @ Agent641 @lemmy.world
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sometimes we get lost in the sauce

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  • Heckin gamer right there

    • sometimes we get lost in the sauce

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  • They got Luigi'ed?

    • If you save someone's life and then you save her life again next year, how many lives did you save?

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  • If you Murderdeathkill someone, and they come back as a zombie, can you still get in trouble?

    • Anyone want to help make a game with me?

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  • Why is the duck standing up on two legs?

    • Inside the bunker that was a secret for five decades and designed to hold all of Congress after a nuclear strike – that you can visit today

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  • Fuck I would pay so much to watch this lord of the flies shit play out with a couple hundred rich entitled power-hungry egomaniacs

    • Hon hon hon

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  • My first thought too. It's good UX design.

    • Contain them

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  • Holy shit... You can have domains that end in .dog?

    • Trump wants to bring Japan's 'cute' tiny cars to America — but it may not be easy

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  • I drive what amounts to a Kei car, it seats 4, it's about 3.5m long, weighs just over 1000kg.

    It's not so bad if you drive conservatively, remind your family every day that you love them, and update your will every year.

    • scr(ul)ew [new even worse version]

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  • Your mum is built to strip

    • base 10

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  • Oh fuck oh shit I'm too high to handle this RN!

    • Two sides of the coin

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  • The film or the book?

    • Two sides of the coin

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  • Alien:Be careful, that fruit you're about to eat has specifically evolved to cause extreme pain to mammals, and it's nutritional value is negligible.

    People: it's called a chilli and it's not even that bad

    • ASUS Rumored To Enter DRAM Market Next Year To Tackle Memory Shortages

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  • Made in household bathtubs like moonshine

    • saviorule

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  • Can it be used recreationally?

    • explains the lack of presence (sic)

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  • FOX-2

    • Decided to see what Reddit was up to and this was the first thing I saw

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  • People using their actual fucking name on the internet.

    • My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day

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  • Maybe try beans next

    • More damage than Vietnam

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  • "If you're merry and you know it, clap your... Oh."

    • Delicious rocks

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  • Ok boomer

    • Bruh... 🫩

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  • Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!

    • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months
    Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"
    Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute
    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time
    Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames
    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC
    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape
    Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC
    Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"
    Technology @lemmy.world
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    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I'm not even ooking
    Gardening @lemmy.world
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    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged
    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night
    memes @lemmy.world
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    Work smarder not tarder
    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    A story in 4 acts