Cranky Kong literally talks about being a video game character. A Nintendo hat is the least of it.

“I think the criminality of the Biden border policy should be looked at.”

Sorry, Lindsey, but the SCOTUS just ruled that literally anything the president does officially cannot be "looked at."

Everything is science!

Scalia is doing whatever the opposite of rolling over in your grave is right about now.

Wish we could have another Ross Perot.

As far as I know it's the first, but I'm not well-versed in the comics.

It seems to act like a legitimate military, but is called a Militia. A nod to its roots, perhaps?

That's good to know. And if it is needed, we'll be in for another self-selected culling of anti-vaxxers.

You got it.

Probably not. He didn't appear to feel guilty by the next episode.

It’s similar to saying a team played badly

Yes, but the comment didn't say that the SCOTUS decided, it said 9 people did. Would you say that 53 people played badly? That's how many are on the team, after all.

Here you go.

Joker for president!

The Bajorans might, too, since they have Colonels and Majors.

"And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing – a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant."

Worked out for him, he got to avoid feeling guilty by becoming a wormhole alien.

Is it this?

A white male one, at that!

Maybe it's a weird fin, like with this guy: