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Hey lemmy, check out this hilarious meme I found!

C:\Users\JeanLuc\Pic\Ard\Memes\Lieutenant_Broccoli_Soyjack.jpg

Omg that's so cool! Check out this fan website if made for you http://localhost
- Where's the "www" before that link?
- Why does it look exactly like my website?!
You big meanie this crashed my app how can you do this to me
- Lol, it crashes mine too

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love and waffles,

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This gif is still so relaxing.
- Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves

Big tiddies

How do I delete this?
- Have you tried to put it in your trash bin?
- PressAlt+F4AndIfItComesBackThenDeleteC:\Windows\System32pleaseDontMindMyWritingMyPunctuationIsNotWorking
Hey you can't say this on my computer. This is ILLEGAL and infringing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY, by Order 203.c. I FORBID you from using my property for your lewd acts. I demand you CEASE and RESIST or else I'm calling my LAWYER. I'll see you in COURT!
Anime*
- big anime
Bitch lasagna
- Dank

Hello welcome to my web site

... so many nostalgias...

Help why is my password showing up as asterisks?

Is it? Try typing it to me, maybe it'll show up normal.
- hunter2
@Endmaker @jonathanvmv8f Huh, I see it as 'hunter2'
- That's so cool! All we see is ******* even though you see hunter2

First.
First
I'm sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more blink.
Edit: a/s/l?
a/s/l?

A/s/l?

19/f/38.0000,-97.0000.
- I got that reference!

Welcome to my Web page on angelfire!

Can you teach me how to do that on my Geocities page?
- needs more Webring
Way to few animated gifs and no visitor counter, come on.
- Does your website even exist if you don't have a visitor counter? I also encouraged flaming torches.

Mom, dad, you can't just phone right now. Uhm...I... have an important download to finish first.

Is this thread still active?

Bump
- Sage

A/S/L ?

The Internet: Where the men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents.
What does that mean? I just got msn
- It stands for American/Sign/Language
- Age Sex Language/Ethnicity
- Location. L stands for location...
18/f/cali
12/m/usa

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Video plz

Thays dumb

How do i

I am hitting enter but its not

Who wants to play minecraft my server is at 10.0.0.7

Hey how did you get my world 😡😡

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Where do babby come from?

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Howdy!

I'm new here! Looking forward to lurking and chatting!

JackbyDev

Here is my phone number, in case you have any questions about the web
Me too!
(probably too old a reference)

I got 2500 hours on my AOL CD, who wants to chat?

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You have to install Prodigy first.
- song name?

Dear sir, is this the global interweb?
Lynx! I loved lynx when I had dail up internet.
- Lynx v2.9.2 was released May 31, 2024.
  https://lynx.invisible-island.net/release/

What is a/s/l?

Hello fellow web surfers. I am finally joining you on the internet super highway. A/S/L?

I want to throw a lemon-themed birthday party, does anyone know of a good website to get ideas for events and decorations at a lemon-themed party?

Lemonparty.org

Ignore this, commenting so that I can find this post later

Can you read this?

- Hello Mr Witty I am from Windows.

http://artscene.textfiles.com/ansi/bbs/.png/helloc4.ans.png

The 304-744-2253 number is for a equipment rental company in West Virginia USA now, in case anyone is wondering. The other number is disconnected and thus 0 hours a day 0 days a week.

Anyone want to cyber?

A/S/L????
- Me: what's that mean?
  Them: age sex and where you're from ;)
  Me: 13/m
  Them: do you have a bush yet?
  Me: A bush? What do you mean?
  Literally my first interaction in a chat room.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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Dear hackers,

I want to know how to hack. I will pay you. I am the best hacker.

Thank you, Xx_hackerman_xX

PS: What is hacking?

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Ah, memories. Vagene. Pregante. Noice. Written English has had a hammering on the internet. We’ll all be spelling like Chaucer in another generation at this rate.
Hi you didn't spell that right
You need to search boob's and vagina
Big boob's
Spelling is important
"Yer a wagene, 'Arry"

I have decided to be racist.

Hey guys, is anyone playing tonight?

I'd be down to play right this second, let me boot up my ne xp machine.
But seriously I want to play this again.
Hell yes.

... Stupid brother keeps picking up the phone.

What does ROFL copter mean?

hunter2

Why does everyone always type 7 asterisks?

        <blink>OK</blink>

Hello World.

56k modem sound intensifies

Anyone wanna play Doom? My dad just upgraded to a 56k modem.

56k???? He'll yeah, I am still on a 16k mode-
yelling in background as someone tried to make a phone call and picked up the landline.
- 36k here. Only takes me 28 min to download a 3 min single on napster on my PC running 256 narly colors.
Dial up? Nah I'm driving over to hook up the null modem cable.

How do I type here?

Oh hello friend! Looks like we found ourselves on the same corner of the interwebs! Your message came loud and clear! Let us make the internet to be a amazing place for everybody. GOD BLESS.

Enter Sandman.mp3.exe

Help, now I get an infinite amount of pop ups.

First Post!!!!

GameFAQs zelda valktroug walktrough walkthrough ctrl-p

Shit you get to print yours? Look at moneybags over here. I have to copy the broad strokes down by hand, and walk back and forth between my console and the family computer on the opposite side of the house T.T
- When I was a kid there was another kid who printed out and was selling the item duplication cheat for Pokemon. So I printed a bunch of them and started giving them away. Then he got some goons together and they jumped me on the playground. It was all very stupid.
- We had a laser printer and a divorced dad who was eager to please us.
  So yeah, I printed the whole fucking walkthrough. :D

Open terminal on BBC micro to mainframe in university campus, ftp to ftp.funet.fi, patiently wait for 6 hours while a single jpeg of (hopefully!) Cindy Crawford in her skivvies downloads to mainframe. Then download using zmodem for another hour to local computer. Save on floppy, back to dorm room, to find out it's corrupted. 😂👍

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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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How do I choose my instance?

Stop blowing up my phone!!!!!!@@@!!! I'm done talking to this thread leave me alone!!! How do I stop pop ups?

You may want to find notifications in your phone and disable them for the app you use to view Lemmy. Or just unsubscribe from this thread.
- Thanks, but did you have to send me a pop-up to tell me that?! I'm at work and had to turn my phone off. I'll let my grandson figure it out

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Why is everyone getting slapped with a wet trout?

Idk man it's just a thing people do. Even vegans make an exception for slapping people with trout (its important to our culture)

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Bro this is actually too funny

I just downloaded the great song. It's lowrider by ZZ Top.

Also: all your base are belong to us. XD.

What is this place? How do I get back to my AOL?

Help i am trying to get the internet but my son says i need to get a yah hoo? how do i get one???

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Check out my web page!

Screechingly loud music blasts

You are visitor number..

What is LoL? Are you calling me a loser?

(One of my actual first experiences on the Internet)

Hey I asked this a while ago elsewhere but can't find the reply. Does anyone know when our target closes? It's a holiday here.

All I see is .
- There is a mirror of this site

asl

What does this mean? I am new to this app?
Do you want to play rock paper scissors?

What is this "Linux" everyone is talking about?

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Hey Google. Wher is pen Island?

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BTW it's cake day for what was supposed to be a throwaway account

What's cake day?
- Anniversary of username creation date. Like your Lemmy birthday!

First!

Edit: someone beat me to it

Can i really double my ram for free by deleting deltree.exe?
Send me a nude pic girl, my email is XxPussyDestroyer420xX@hotmail.com
Steve Case instant messaged me saying my password needs to be reset, better send it to him!

Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am 11 years old in the 6th grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I'm on yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!!

Hi there

General Kenobi!

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My screen turned black while I was responding to a very urgent message from the African prince. Is this the so called "Darknet" that all the cool kids surf these days?

test

dear google my internet search browser has stopped functioning, this is not acceptable and I will be opening a complaint with the internet police, fix the issue now or I will be having a word with your manager about your lack of professionalism. Yours a lost customer! What is the Harlem shake?

I think it is a song by Kid Rock (/s btw:-)
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hop over this ditch and I'll trim your armor

Dwarf fortress?
- ~~osrs~~ rs2 edgeville wildy

What's a thread?

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"I drank a fifth of Boone's, dare me to scroll in private rooms?"

Zerg rush!

/me likes this thread.

rothflmao

Hey anyone play Habbo Hotel????

Password

hunter2
- 14111967

Where can one find naughty pictures? Asking for a friend.

I can't make long distance calls anymore. Anyone else having problems with their Blue Box?

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Tree fiddy! Am I doing it?

Hi

Hey! Stop touching the screen!

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Anyone wanna play Tanaris at The Station?

Help, how do I defeat the giant spider in the deku tree in Legend of Zelda Orcharina of Time?

Jane Smith

Hi Jane, it's Martha. Let me know if you get this, I'm new to computers and the Facebook app but someone said you can talk to friends on here. Did I do it right?
It said someone else liked this but I'm only talking to Jane. Can other people see this? Please don't eavesdrop, Jane has marriage issues so i wanted this to be private.

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meemes ahaha i like them. this chat needs more of them. about the OP too - the famous guy I'm yet to meet

Wait, that's illegal, I'm calling the cyber police!

[L]ook for something to kill

delete

I'm 12 and what is this?

Only internet veterans know the reference.

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"Press CTRl + D(?) to bookmark this page" Because there was a great chance to find it never again

types "online game" into the search bar

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Ed Balls

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