Next time you listen to it, imagine the situation that is being presented. The singer said that all the words are literally what the guy at the department store was saying without knowing who Mark Knopfler (the singer) was. Add in the video (in a time when computer graphics were very primitive) and it's really one of those great stories.

I feel that ACDC really missed out on this when they wrote that song about balls

If you drink enough monster, kidney stones will stop you from peeing

Hahaha if only you knew truth. Complexity is a bitch.

I can see from your reaction that you do not have a lot of experience with this type of thing. Not meaning to be insulting but your comment feels really naive. Jobs sometimes take 6+ months to come to a place where you can post it and get interviews. During that time lots of things can happen. In this case they needed a system administrator and during the 6 months it takes for HR to do their thing, we were given a mandate that we had to change direction as a whole and move out of the Datacenter and into the Azure cloud.

So now we needed a system admin with Azure experience but our original job did not make that a requirement. They kept the job posting and interviews in hopes that one of the people they initially selected would be a fit but sadly none of them had exposure to Azure so we had to start over.

It's probably more nuanced than the research can show. At my work, we had a job posting and interviews and selected candidates but the job description was written long before and the management wanted a different skill set (needed more Azure experience) and so basically that job posting never came to be. It's still being reworked and maybe it'll actually produce an FTE but it's a fake job posting that wasn't meant to be.

Oh for the love of god! My nephew will love his birthday present this year.

Double your pleasure, double your fun!

It was better when Frank Herbert decided it in Destination: Void

Not even a good joke, sadly its very real.

I went to a catholic school, very small had like 15 people in a grade for the most populated grades. Usually 2 grades in a classroom. A nun was the principle and we had a priest for the church and some religion classes.

One day the priest was removed and we were all told he went back to Ireland.

Years later when the catholic church was raked over the coals, the dirty deeds were spelled out in the news paper.

That priest was moved from small town USA, Chewelah Washington, to a bigger city, Spokane, to remove him from allegations of sexual abuse. He continued those abuses at the School he was reassigned to!!

https://www.bishop-accountability.org/accused/o-malley-james-j-1946/

The guy who baptized me and my brother and sister. The guy I considered next to Jesus. The guy I told all my childhood sins to.

Fuck that guy, I hope he is in hell.

see... AM radio waves go up and bounce down, this makes it so they can travel farther and give you better reception when you are out in the boonies but the cost comes when the weather isn't very good. FM broadcasts its waves in a more side ways that works best with line of site.

This lady is clearly frightened of the AM talk radio and religious nut waves coming from they sky and not of the cool easy jazz and soft hits of the 60's 70's and 80's

instead of upvotes, get 10 reply comments..

OMG ITS VIRAL!

Are you saying you don't like 50 different items of the same object with the Rock's head?

The ridiculous items need to be moderated out for sure.

its armor, he is frightened to shit of the world

wander1236 provides a link to it in replies above

this made me laugh way more then it should have

IMO it went down like this

Mo1: hey boss those fucking orcs want us to turn these plugins off what should we do?

BossMo1: shit fuck those guys... wait I cant make this call, lawyers would probably need to be involved. Damn my boss is on vacation with that hot lady of his. Its probably 2AM where they are.... OK I got it! We disable that shit for a few days get everyone all excited. Get lots of free publicity. Get Putin jacking off and then right as he is about to cum, we turn it back on and get everyone in the world to laugh at them.

Mo1: thats fucking genius!

BossMo1: One day kid, this will all be yours!

They're a punk band so that's kinda the point but when you have heard it a few times it's more clear

It's a funny and smart song. Here's the lyrics

They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks

Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world They know the different breeds Of all their favorite steeds Breyers on their desks Long hair and long necks

No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive

Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world No time for girls or boys Horses their only joy Work stables for the rides Makes them feel so alive

Complete collection Of all things equestrian There's ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls

Horse girls, horse girls They live in a different world Complete collection Of all things equestrian There's ponies, colts, and foals Horses are in their souls^___

It's beautiful. Anyone who hates on this is a bigot and disgusting. ✊ You all have an ally in me.

Please.... people will just steal your posts and only AI will know you existed.