Sadly, they wouldn’t listen. Everyone thinks of themselves being special. Especially sociopathic rich assholes.

It’s not “No Thanks”. It’s a firm “Fuck No”.

We already changed our plans for our 2027 Alaska trip to Canada.

You mean the guy who lives like a pig and has cockroaches climbing on his shirt while live streaming his newest rage fit should not be listened to?

Seriously, what is wrong with his viewers? The content is shit brought to them by someone living in his own literal shit.

Leaving the rotisserie chicken age right now. It has been a great follow-up to the age of the mushroom.

I think I am entering the Cordon Bleu era right now. Life is good sometimes.

If only Ubisoft would croak as fast as half of YouTube is telling me for years by now.

Which one?

Probably this.

I blocked any and all AI shit I came across. Then I read that they cried about getting downvoted. So I unblocked them, distributed downvotes on their crap like candy and blocked them again. Got a good chuckle out of that.

That was my last interaction with them. It might sound weird, but I actually have better things to do than continue downvoting stuff that literally isn’t art and their posters aren’t artists. That last part has been written solely to trigger these non-artists.

I think the table looks fine? Good even.

The thing I have a problem with is that sofa. I think anything to sit on should be comfortable. And these look anything but. My girlfriend wanted similar ones and I fought her tooth and nails to get something to sit and lay on without my back pain worsening.

Even if this would be true (which it isn’t, it’s made up bullshit): I do not give a crap.

No, I do not care about the publisher.

No, I do not care about the studio.

No, I do not care about the developer anymore too.

I do not give a single fuck about any of them anymore. I want to own the game I buy. I don’t want anyone being able to pull the plug. I also want to own the hardware or console I buy. I am ready to watch their existence to crumble as long as I get what I want.

These people lied and conned this hobby of mine into monetised shite. I hope a lot of them somehow crash and burn. Would laugh and dance when they croak. I can play Factorio and Terraria until the heat death of the universe. Your new Assassins Blood Pack: Revenge of the Fortnite 2 Deluxe Bundle MMO-Life Service Definitive Expansion Season Pass DLC Dark of the Moon Surprise Mechanic won’t be missed anyway.

Someone never played a video game.

I have the feeling the artist themselves don’t know what the fuck is going on. Which is fitting for the current zeitgeist if you ask me.

Or they say “fuck it”, do a yes amount of drugs and start scribbling. Which probably is what’s really happening.

Are you fucking shitting my nuts?

I really hope it mainly hits his supporters. Not because it might show them their errors. We know they will blame democrats, immigrants and the gay agenda. No, I want it to hit them because it would be fucking funny.

I don’t know how to get Henry Kissingers death certificate…

As a guy who needs his better half around him at all times so she stops him from doing stupid shit, I can see where the author is coming from.

All it took was one of the most insufferable people on YouTube to become the enemy. I for my part am happy with that. We collectively burned his ego on the pyre and Fortuna accepted our offer.

Edit: Dude! Happy cake day!

I know. Not as bad as you had, but I have been in a toxic relationship before and it’s like being boiled alive slowly. You don’t get it at first and it takes a long time to register somethings wrong.

I don’t want to waste your time with platitudes like “time will heal your wounds” or some shit. But if you want to hear my advice: Hit the gym, play that video game you couldn’t the last few years, cook some extravagant stuff and go on a long trip in a foreign country. Preferably with only a backpack, away from big cities. Its gonna be expensive, but hey: you have already proven that you deserve better 😉

I asked my girlfriend a couple of days ago to sign it. Today she told me she also send it to her family and a lot of them signed. Which is crazy, because not a single one of them is a gamer and they are all Italian, which currently lacks a lot in this initiative.

According to her sister “consumer rights and art preservation is a no brainer”. I love this family so much…more than most of my own family…

I welcome the Canadians into the European Union!

Is what I would say, but I really, really, REALLY don’t want a border with the US. Russia alone is bad enough.