Apologies. The thought did occur to me under the shower this morning (EU time), and I posted before checking the rules (and before checking the news of the day, which got me to swear WTAF out loud)
I venture splashing (back from the urinal) is more an issue than aiming in urinals... I mean if you're not drunk or a soccer player it's hard to miss a target this close
Strikes, not protests. Put the country literally to a halt