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  • Working IT, it's impressive how many people don't understand basic computer functions. Even young people who grew up with technology. I impressed someone by fixing something by quitting and relaunching an app the other day. C'mon…

    For those who don't know, the title of the post refers to an error code, ID-Ten-Tee, meaning IDIOT.

    Another would be PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.

  • My mother once said she didn't appreciate how "the gays have to be so in your face about it." I guess some gay guys trapped her and made her watch them make out. Cause, you know, they're so in our faces about it.

    I've never heard anyone actually say they believed in the war on xmas, but if anyone would, my mom proves they could be real. I cut her out of my life this year.

  • As a teenager on LSD, I was trying to explain to a friend that I saw fractals in the shadows but I couldn't remember the word.

    "I see that thing, you know, patterns that are part of math…"

    "When you take acid you see math?!"

    It was really frustrating. I don't know that I ever explained to him what word I wanted after we came down.

  • The correct place to set something down is wherever I am so long as it's not food. I can afford to pay for a cleaning service to cover mopping and such, so I only vacuum clumps of cat hair and leave the floors for someone else to manage. I tidy up before they come so they can access everything.

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