Jesus turned their urine into wine, then failed the test subjects because their urine was wine.
Do you have $5 for parking? Cause I don't.
Correct!
The one where Bart gets a rare disease and has to be in a bubble.
You didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls.
It's a good thing I only owe $2,499 in child support. Smell ya later America.
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Everyone who gets this correct, go home and check you mail because I totally remembered to send your points out.
A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
We have shopping centers in the US and a lot of them are still thriving. They tend to be smaller than malls but they're more numerous. They usually have one or two big stores like Target or Home Depot along with several smaller stores. They're also not enclosed so it's easier to get to a small store in a shopping center than it is in a mall.
And after all the work I did for it, it's gone just like that.
The only cure is more cowbell.
D'oh um whoo-hoo um that boy ain't right.
Illegal immigrants have taken away my ability to guess the episode.
Mr. Nedib, who comes from somewhere far away. Yes, that'll do.
Sisyphus would only be happy if he ends up on a game show where he can win a car if he picks which one of the three doors is correct. Sisyphus picks door number 1 and then the host reveals door number 3 as one of the doors that does not have the car. The host gives Sisyphus a chance to change his pick to door number 2. Does Sisyphus change his pick?
One of the cliches in a lot of rom coms involves a woman who's too busy with a career to have ever fallen in love. To make this work, usually the woman has a high paying but long hours job like lawyer or executive or something like that. It would be the kind of job that people would like to have because of the money and the power. Having the woman be something like a janitor wouldn't work because a. it doesn't pay well and b. it isn't a job most people would dream about having and most certainly wouldn't sacrifice love for. I think that's part of the reason why a lot of rom coms depict wealthy people.
It's in the basement along the the skeletal remains of Lyman.
She tried but she couldn't read the application.
I put Jack in my soda.
At the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
Correct!
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I will not award the 10,000 points since this is not America's Funniest Home Videos.
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I will award Itchy and Scratchy points to those who guess it correctly, which are like regular points but fun.
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I would award points, but I don't have them here. They're at Bill's house and Fred's house.
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I will send a check for 40 points to everyone who guesses correctly!
*Checks will not be honored
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5.8 points for episode, 3.5 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like having a bunch of Game Boy games when your Game Boy is at the bottom of the ocean.
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1.0 points for episode, 1.0 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like trying to talk to someone in the Southern Hemisphere by calling Burkina Faso.
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3.8 points for episode, 2.7 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like something that's made up and don't matter.
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5.3 points for episode, 1.6 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like losing your map when you haven't been issued a map yet.
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3.7 points for episode, 5.7 points for gag. The points will matter this time unless they are practice points.
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3.6 points for episode, 6.4 points for scene, points are made up and don't matter like trying to live without a heart.
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2.8 points for episode, 5.4 points for gag, the points are made up and don't matter like what those clowns in Congress are doing, what a bunch of clowns.
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If you get this wrong I will award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
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2 points for episode, 3 points for gag. Normally the points are made up and don't matter, and today will be no exception.