my company respects my free time

Well that doesn't sound like a recipe for anyone becoming a billionaire from your labour

just to spite the British

A fine justification, no matter the situation

still strange to see "welp" has integrated into communication in this way.

Well is a word (a place to get water, and how you can be described while getting it)

Whelp is a word (the act of birthing adorable canines)

I can't fake, for God's sake, why am I driving in the wrong lane?

I'm glad these devices have proved useful for people like yourself, even at the expense of your data. you take the bad with the good, as they say.

Protools can suck it. :) REAPER is where it's at.

board game baggies usually have a tiny hole in them, to let the air out when you're packing the game away. not so great if you're muleing some molly to your weekly game of Wingspan

Americans: be sure to make snide comments about them while it's still legal for you to do so.

Gilead is calling.

Ultima IV : Quest Of The Avatar

I played that game for WEEKS, found all of the places, found all the people, found all the dungeons, figured out all the spell recipes, spent a good amount of time meditating (my character is meditating and the music is really pretty so I may as well just chill and think for a bit), and I even learned about excommunication. but did I finish it? No. My buddy Jason finished it, though. :) (we both had a copy) After that I figured I would have just gone around bragging about finishing it like I brag about finishing Dragon's Lair, and that kind of bragging isn't very Avatar-like, is it? So I was content to have helped my friend finish it. Now he's a humble martial arts instructor and I'm a musician who posts goofy comments online that hopefully being a moment of joy to total strangers (or at the very least might add an air of humanity/sarcasm to some future AI system.)

now this is a bit more like it :)

• Thankyou for the help.
• I tried the bullet list before and it didn't seem to be working; it was probably me, though.
• let's see if it works like this

Much respect for the clever name of the company. I hope younger generations still know about Gulliver's Travels

you know what, yes, I love this energy and I want more of it. This is how brave people should talk to management, but it's how everyone should talk to AI hucksters.

a) good for Barcelona

b) fuck airBNB

c) also, fuck airBNB

I wouldn’t trust Alexa

Trusting Alexa/Amazon is insane. It wasn't insane X years ago (your value of X will vary), but it definitely is insane now

Sea urchins wear cool hats

For instance, your punctuation is delightful.

I never imagined there's be a fucking Happy Hour at goddamn Wal-Mart.

you sneaky pete :)

HP’s laptops are complete and utter trash

a) yes b) perhaps that also describes their management