Shart, not fart
Shart, not fart
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Musk still rich
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Back to work.
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Reddit still going.
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For sale: baby
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shoes never worn
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You forgot the comma after shoes but: bingo, that's the one!
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Boy or girl?
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Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.
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German is cheating!
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Alarm clock ringing
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In our bed?!
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Good dog, stay.
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You fucker :(
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I made myself sad writing that.
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I loved you
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"She preferred him."
I don't think I like this game.
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Four more years.
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endless economic growth
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Malignant profit-driven cancer.
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"a sad story"
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We never learn
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deleted by creator
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You tested positive.
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It wasn't milk
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Non-Milk Substance
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Trump's third term.
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This is more of a horror story
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Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!
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Tight couch, ouch!
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Humble brag Vance
(cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)
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Couch with a zipper,
\ never've been deeper.Couch with a spring
\ will hit you in the thing.intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called
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Weird intersectional porn.
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baby, no shoes
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no shoes, baby....
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Never shoes, baby
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baby, never worn
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She died first
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Now I'm sad
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Can't escape capitalism.
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No more cheese
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No, more cheese!
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Out of coffee
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Captain initiates auto-selfdestruct.
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Brown bathroom walls.
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Thai chili curry.
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this burns twice
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Cat hates you.
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The worst fate.
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burnt my toast
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I'm on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:
Toast got cold Toast without butter
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Technically not cannibalism!
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Toothpaste orange juice
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Still no sleep
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The prompt said sad, not horror
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War never changes
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Dead Harambe timeline
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Remembering cringey memories.
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Every friggin day.
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Remember when you
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Grandmother at twenty.
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God creates man
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You were late
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Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
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Oh no.
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This isn't 3 words, but I know players of Elden Ring would suggest that you:
Try finger but hole
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Out of tacos
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Can't count to three.
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Dick went flaccid.
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Been there too
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Cells dividing uncontrollably.
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The cancer's back
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Forced ad watching.
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Welcome to Jonestown
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Shaka, walls fell.
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Queer Moroccan. End.
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Friends, family... Gone!
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Diced, spiced... Grilled!
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Bent my wookie
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This is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
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Mutually assured destruction
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This isn't sad.
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My poop red
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Was it beets?
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Crowdstrike strikes crowd
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45 and 47
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Weird and Sad!
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Pregnant at 55.
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Alas, still depressed
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Hedgehog mom crushed.
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I swallowed shampoo
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Probably gonna die
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Want fart, afraid
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Still not dead
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I wanna die.
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New motorcycle, tetraplegia.
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Please God no
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I was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
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So long, friend.
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They were young
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Your cat died
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Crib for sale
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The kid outgrew it? I guess that's still kind of sad in a "Butterfly Kisses" kinda way.
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If it was 5 words, 'crib for sale; never used'
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Garbage bag ripped.
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Don't love him
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Chewing aluminum foil.
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triumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
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joke needs explanation
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I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
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None that I tried.
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Is this Loss?
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Please come home
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The house's gone
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You're not hired
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It's not yours
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Please don’t forget
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text without punctuation
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Water pipe burst.
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Trafficked by mum
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Took the kids
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Dog leaves room.
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Cat leaves lap.
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In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
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(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
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Can't afford treatment.
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expired inner child
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I am sad.
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Gone and forgotten
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Only getting older.
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Major data loss
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Tell my wife...
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There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
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mounting rootfs failed
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undeleted by administrator
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still they remain.
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Blinds raise more
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Fist pump, bro
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a sad story using only 3 Words
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Baby shoes, sold
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Dropped my ice-cream
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Weird men rule.
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Just keep waiting.
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No wheels, cardboard
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Mustache jizz giveaway
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Toilet rise watering.
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Hi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
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Everyone wore black.
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That's just a metal concert though
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Not my leg.
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Baby adoption: cancelled
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Condom, never used.
Used mine twice.