Boof bro will personally take up this case and see to it that a former president is immune from liquor license requirements. HE LIKES BEER!

I'm proud of my demon spawn

She's a tech savvy electrical engineer who spends her working hours mucking about with semiconductors.

When she's not at work, which seems to be pretty much all day every day, she's out on remote hiking trails with primitive camping gear.

From this old man's perspective, she's living the ideal balanced life.

I'm waiting for a tip prompt from the forced self checkout kiosk at the supermarket.

I almost feel like I've read somewhere that it has already happened.

I don't know why we're even remotely concerned with some businessmen, well respected in their communities, conducting perfectly reasonable financial transactions when just last week, I saw a BROWN person in an orange grove, taking all the jobs from "the blacks" and forcing them into poverty!

Heavy /s though with use of actual sound bites from our burgeoning overlords.

On the one hand - big boobs, small boobs, big dick, small dick, short, tall, fat, thin, young, old, whatever quality, people have been happily fucking for the entire history of the species. Internet outrage at any given body type as being unacceptable is akin to virtual media eugenics and is stupid.

On the other hand - big boobs, small boobs, big dick, small dick, short, fat, tall, thin, young, old, what quality, I tire of both the media and its detractors telling me that I MUST be arbitrarily aroused by any given person because it satisfies a given narrative. This particular person is not sexually attractive to me not because of body size but because I'm old and she looks like a child to me.

Love who you want to love, fornicate with whichever consenting partner you wish. Take love where you can find it, and be happy when you can attain it.

On an unrelated note, one of my favorite lines came from Barbara Ehreinreich, though I can't recall which book, and I'm going to heavily paraphrase as I don't recall the exact quote: "The media was horrified to learn that elderly, wrinkled, fat couples were rolling around in bed together and enjoying it."

A guy can dream though, right?

This is effectively license to riot in November and January.

My parents have long since passed on, so it's not even possible. I may end up living with my daughter later down the line. I'm SO single and solitary (by choice) that I'm concerned about going all dementia/stroke/heart attack later on with nobody to tend to me, so I'll likely lean on her when I'm in my mid to late sixties or so.

She's getting everything I own, and I should have reasonable retirement funds, so it's not like I'm going to rely on her financially.

My big mistake was fucking up on getting myself long term care, which I no longer can do unless I get a new job. My employer and I mutually fucked that up when I started at my current job.

Fun quotes from my daughter, around age ten or eleven: "You're going to be the cranky old man that we grudgingly take on vacation with us." and "You can always live in my basement."

And yes, we have discussed this topic. I'm not unilaterally just saying this on the Internet.

Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.

Closest thing I've got to a clover here is literally called the mixmaster. It's more akin to taking a head first dive into a blender.

I archived this cancerous bloated paywalled shit show of a website just on principle

https://archive.md/5qN2M

Pretty much

Funny thing, I think back to how batshit that education was, and I'd say it was way more moderate bordering on sensible compared to the horseshit they teach today.

It's getting worse, not better.

I went to religious school. Graduated thirty four years ago. That list would be mighty long.

God I miss my Shiba. That incorrigible little hellhound was the bestest boy ever.

If I had fewer scruples, I'd find out who the construction contracts for new prisons go to and invest all in. This guy is gonna get in and imprison a whole lot of people. Like a lot a lot.

He's been shitting over this entire thread so hard I'm concerned about burst hemorrhoids. Some weird combo of herp derp Americans bad, big vehicles good. All of it nonsensical.

I saw some truck commercial yesterday where the thing was eighty thousand dollars AFTER all incentives and rebates.

I thought to myself that the people who are screaming about inflation and how the Democrat president is ruining their lives are the same people who are lining up to make crazy monthly payments into a vehicle that will immediately be upside down on the note.

This was my introduction to Bill Gates in 1992

The comments are pretty much all with you save one person. If I were you, I'd calmly walk away with that satisfaction before you get baited into a comment that "proves" you are what has been said of you.

(Note that "proves" is in quotation marks there.)

Are you asserting that nobody should ever have any preferences? Do you meet your own standard?

OP didn't say he's throwing women out of bed for having piercings. He expressed a preference for them not to.

I prefer dark hair. Sometimes it's red or blonde or blue.

I prefer pubic hair. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not.

I prefer a few extra pounds. Sometimes those pounds aren't there. Sometimes a few extra is more like a lot extra.

In no example above did I shut down the interaction, nor did I experience any less pleasure.

But I still have preferences. That's all they are though.