If it's while I'm working, it's on their time.

Made you look.

No chance for a William Henry Harrison, huh?

I really, really want to do this when I retire.

That happens too damn often

Even weirder is finding some really good code that you apparently wrote years ago. What the hell happened to that guy?

Nine to six? Dolly Parton is spinning in her grave

I wrote my own NES emulator out of spite

This is why I keep the freezer outside my office stocked with chickens

I had vegan bacon that was squishy and tasted like the eggplant it was made of. There's no need to call other people liars.

Yes, you would scroll down to see further down the content.

I fail to see how I could be more clear.

OK, we need some fucking context

That's why I always say someone else's name. Keeps things spicy.

It also gives you a way to validate your calculations when you inevitably do model it.

I liked The Man Show, but I was also a stupid teenager.

Wouldn't swiping up scroll down?

It also doesn't have the flavor or texture of bacon

I'd weigh the jug as-is, then weigh it full, and then weigh it empty; the proceeding trivial calculation of the original filled volume would be arguably more accurate.

A hole is a thing.