Smart move, because they absolutely would have gotten sued and likely wound up with no game.

Yeah but The Dungeonmaster

I like how they manage to claim that the opposition is simultaneously pro- and anti-establishment.

You mean The Dungeonmaster

I wonder if they'll let me keep my wife's skull after she passes

No, that would be a relative banger.

Yo what's with all the skeletons

He starred in several Twilight Zone episodes, all of which were absolute "bangers," to use the modern parlance.

That didn't even occur to me

This just makes me want to be even more woke and gay

Only seven?

Oh, they're definitely thinking of the children.

Do whatever you want with the money, just slap "AI" on any of the marketing material you send to the dipshit investors.

Misquote. They actually said "just us."

Some people are allergic to fun.

I cannot imagine how miserable their little lives must be.

Cost of living varies wildly across the globe, as well as just in the US. I happen to live in one of the highest CoL areas in the nation; in order to maintain this decadent lifestyle of regularly feeding my wife don't-die-juice and living in a house, five million dollars is what it would take for me to be able to immediately stop turning the crank of the orphan-crushing machine, colloquially known as "retire."

And that system was installed in 1997 (1998?) when those floppies were already obsolete.

Edit: downvotes? Are the floppies mad about this?

$1MM barely gets you shit these days. $5MM and I'd be set, though

I just do everything on Thursday. No meetings so I have time to actually concentrate.

Bazillionaires?

LOL. Doing a good job of that all by yourself, mate.