potoooooooo ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

Formerly ivanafterall, started on kbin.social.

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Not me, but I've been known to get hiccups when I cum. Not every time, thankfully, but with semi-regularity.

I'd never seen the video before. It was one of the greatest things I've ever watched. I can't believe it's real.

Yes! I'm convinced my dogs think I'm doing it. It's not my fault!

You couldn't even hold the sword of down due to the shape.

First-person platformer with portals. It's set on a cruise ship in a storm.

Please stop acting like your goat doesn't do this every damn Spaghetti Night.

I'd watch the shit out of this. Hell, give me a Klumps movie with only John Goodman in every role and I'm still in.

They closed down the tower of London...using only custard. Incredible.

It's called "blackmail," sweetie!

Here in SC the cops have been raiding normal vape shops over shitty Delta 9 weed. Again.

We can call it the NHL. Perfect!

idk

u?

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can't leave a note?

Sorry, I couldn't find it on ebaumsworld or The Chive.

Poo comes out of it... ✅

Pee comes out of it... ✅

It shoots eggs... ✅

Yup.

Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they've got the ability to sort it out up there.

Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?

Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

It's a sentence I don't say often (I SWEAR), but...Jeff Foxworthy does a bit about that.

They kissed 👉👈