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potoooooooo ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world
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  • So all you Republicans

    That helped me to win

    I'd sincerely like to thank ya

    Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

  • Find a colon scent that works for you. You'll be surprised how women respond to it and it'll make you feel more confident! One of my favorites smells like wood and leather, for example.

  • No. Nothing tops Michael (yeah, yeah, except a kid, I get it...).

  • If you're yachting around without a spare yacht and a yacht jack in the trunk, what are you even doing?

  • First game, the missions as you're getting to know Bonnie and helping her out around her ranch. It just felt like so many old Western movies and country songs. I wanted them to find a way to be together. :(

  • Just as long as nothing else complicates the next elections! 🤭

  • Ha, if you can even call them that!

  • I recommend being both for a real headfuck. Start ugly, get wise, turn it around. It's mortifying. But I'd still take uncomfortable old lady flirting, for example, over being invisible.

  • Do I run a successful and happenin' restaurant!? Do I bang my (perfectly) eyebrow-heavy, kinda-one-note-but-definitely-smokin' doctor girlfriend? ARGH! FML!

  • They banged, didn't they? Either way, I didn't want to picture naked 'Loaf fucking Tim Curry in drag, but there it is. THERE IT IS.

  • Am I supposed to be in a group chat? Well, shit. Now I also want to know the incident that excluded me from every group chat.

  • Top speed 177

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  • My first thoughts are Johnny Rockets / Steak 'N' Shake / Old-Timey Jukebox.

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  • This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.

  • I only learned this a few months ago here on Lemmy and still don't believe it. It's magic. You think you're going to "get it" (trick it) this time, but nope! Still works somehow!

  • It's a hard sound, guh-pegg.

    Personally, I usually default to png/poonj.

  • Nice, so I can read all I want on keto?

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