230 calories per bottle
The serving size is BOTTLE?!
Don't teachers have to pay for stuff out of pocket a lot of times?
Yep. But at least you can claim that on your taxes! Only up to $300 per year though.
(Spoiler alert: it's always more than $300 a year)
The Lathe of Heaven by LeGuin is pretty short, and great
Y'all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don't throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that.
"We can either raise the minimum wage to $22--"
Conservative: "NOOOOO don't WANT THAT, don't want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS"
"--Or implement UBI. How does that sound?"
"...Ok."
If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.
Seems like that should be illegal
Also, this is, like, chance 15 for Trump anyway
Dons boomer hat
Well we all know women can't drive either, am I right fellas?
Turns toward camera. Cue laugh track
Where along the DNC's journey to the right do you hop off? Is it never? When do you hop off the electoral trend and join the Revolutionary trend?
And what is this revolutionary trend doing? Is there a plan? Because "let's get Trump elected and hope for the best" really isn't a great pitch
Can we convince them that billionaires are eating pets
There was a rumor to that effect, yes. But I think it was mostly a meme 😂
Hollywood budgets are insane these days.
I watched Godzilla -1. That movie was fucking boss, and apparently its budget was only $15 million. That's less than they spent removing the CGI buttholes from Cats.
You ever see how many pairs of safety scissors are in a kindergarten classroom? What did you think all those were for?
Transition lenses, baybeeee
The fucking magnet in the junkyard scared me so much
"open to" it is good, sure, but I want her to champion it. Bully pulpit and all that
The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.
Now if it's cookie dough, that's manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.
Medicare for All. The insurance pyramid scheme is getting more and more insane