superduperpirate @ superduperpirate @lemmy.world

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I’ve tried atomoxetine and welbutrin to no effect. Your results may vary.

You’re very right - any moral high ground on gambling that the NFL claims is a sandbar that doesn’t quite break the surface of the water.

I know addictions are a powerful thing. I’ve battled food addiction much of my life, and it isn’t fun to deal with.

But compulsively overindulging in food has never threatened the competitive integrity or financial solvency or legal liability of any of my employers.

To a very minor extent, I feel for the kid. But that is very strongly limited by how he has kept making bad decisions compounded by tone deaf decisions compounded by courting public support from obnoxious dickheads.

I rather doubt that he, or anyone in his circle, legitimately has his best long term interests in mind.

There is no human right, civil right, or constitutional right to play professional or high level “amateur” sports.

Honestly? I think the kid would be better off driving a forklift in a warehouse, enlisting in the Navy, or going through a local union to get an apprenticeship as a tradie. Get him as far away from the enabler-filled bubble he’s clearly been living in the last however many years. Let him only be remembered as a massive cautionary tale.

And, shoot, if the blowback from this turns into much more stringent regulations on sports gambling, including kalshi-style prediction markets, and the advertising thereof, maybe that’s not a bad thing?

I’m glad he survived and I hope he wasn’t a lefty before the wreck.

1. Jerruh is still running things

Heresy!

I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

Bribe kitty with treats and perhaps he’ll move out of the way…

Richard Head

The drag mark on the upper left of the canvas did it for me too

I wonder how many teams will be interested in a not great not terrible qb with a history of gambling on games he played in, and who may well be facing federal charges in the near future.

Old reddit or no reddit

A little league homer might be possible, but neither a traditional homer nor an inside the park homer could happen off a bunt.

Smiling Drake: I have the day off work today!

Frowning Drake: I have two weeks of laundry to do, I need to grocery shop for the week, and I need to clean the bathroom too :-/

If it’s a domestic destination, I have plenty of time, and I have one or two other people I like to split the driving with me, I’ll take the road trip.

Otherwise I’ll fly first class.

Never realized an enthusiastically offered butthole would be the most effective planetary defense. It’s amazing what NASA comes up with.

Good ol’ cheek weld.

They forgot the grabber claw

Spitballing here but I suspect a lot of things are owned by a family trust instead of specific people.