
apologies not accepted, the hounds have been released
with most storytellers never succumbing to the illness
wrong. everyone with worldbuilding disease dies eventually


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supreme-leader-stoat posts: I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.
2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241 replies: Fascinating. And where did this disease come from, how is it spread, and what demographics does it affect the most?
supreme-leader-stoat replies: [image of a sneering man smoking a cigarette]
dunno why the screenshot cane out so shit this time
og post is here: https://www.tumblr.com/yekokataa/783531985151901696


https://neal.fun/internet-roadtrip/
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yekokataa posts: do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it
yekokataa replied: also the car goes hilariously SLOW. they've gone about 35 miles over the past 12 hours. this is gonna be a longass roadtrip
yekokataa replied: the internet road trip car has a radio that gets like 5 local stations. everyone in the car has gotten really into WBOR, a college station in maine. (we're still in maine. we're going to be in maine for days) they've decided to take the car to the station but in order to make sure they arrive during the day while the djs are on air, they're killing time by driving around backroads on islands
yekokataa replied: big news, i just tuned in and the car has made it to brunswick maine, estimated to arrive at WBOR hq in 30 mins. the radio was playing an early round of applause
yekokataa replied: the dj is playing traditional french music from the 60s right now and is following the progress of the car which is taking a scenic route to see the sights of brunswick
yekokataa replied: we are HERe we are triumphantly honking while french music plays on the radio
yekokataa replied: WBOR is rickrolling us
in a society that values the worker an invention that relieves work would be lauded.
capitalist society doesn't value the worker, it values the product.
as fas as capitalism is concerned people are just inefficient machines with annoying things like "rights" and "feelings"
dunno what that is
i was referencing sonic.exe


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/25628189
> ::: spoiler show transcript > wayneradiotv posts: > [a screenshot of a discord conversation] > Lrang > I got a cart in pristine condition from an old man at a yard sale he had a big happy smile and when | put it in the console there was a save file saying I love you > > Mysterious Nonsensical P... > Did Mario pull you into the TV and give you a big hug > [end of screenshot] > > Erarg creates the world's first Happypasta > :::


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wayneradiotv posts: [a screenshot of a discord conversation] Lrang I got a cart in pristine condition from an old man at a yard sale he had a big happy smile and when | put it in the console there was a save file saying I love you
Mysterious Nonsensical P... Did Mario pull you into the TV and give you a big hug [end of screenshot]
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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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darrellenjoyer posts: i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
weird, i edited it a while ago
not anymore it doesn't :3
whoops


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24583284
> ::: spoiler show transcript > batshit-auspol posts: > So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear. > > As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, > there's plenty of accusations circulating > that they made the song using Al, given > the bizarre choice of using an American > accent in the song, and it's been pointed > out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now. > > Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's > story when the song dropped: > > [snippet from the article reading: > "At the time of writing, the track has one comment. > > it simply says "excretable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant " > [end of snippet] > :::


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batshit-auspol posts: So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.
As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.
Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:
[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.
it simply says "execrable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant " [end of snippet]
accept my compliments or Else
Else is what i call my bricks


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24536609
> ::: spoiler show transcript > Optical illusions are wild. > Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole! > :::


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Optical illusions are wild. Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole! [stretched out text reading "you're doing great and i'm glad you exist"]
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isawken posts: just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
> ::: spoiler show transcript > isawken posts: > just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher > :::


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
> ::: spoiler show transcript > isawken posts: > just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher > :::


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isawken posts: just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher


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teaboot posts: why's it called Real Estate though. where's the Fake Estate
teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section: leebeearts comments: airbnb [end comment]
leebeearts quick on the draw today


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
> ::: spoiler show transcript > femmenietzsche posted: > Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather > :::


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
> ::: spoiler show transcript > femmenietzsche posted: > Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather > :::


cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
> ::: spoiler show transcript > femmenietzsche posted: > Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather > :::


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femmenietzsche posted: Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather