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darrellenjoyer posts: i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
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> ::: spoiler show transcript > batshit-auspol posts: > So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear. > > As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, > there's plenty of accusations circulating > that they made the song using Al, given > the bizarre choice of using an American > accent in the song, and it's been pointed > out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now. > > Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's > story when the song dropped: > > [snippet from the article reading: > "At the time of writing, the track has one comment. > > it simply says "excretable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant " > [end of snippet] > :::
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batshit-auspol posts: So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.
As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.
Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:
[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.
it simply says "execrable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant " [end of snippet]
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24536609
> ::: spoiler show transcript > Optical illusions are wild. > Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole! > :::
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Optical illusions are wild. Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole! [stretched out text reading "you're doing great and i'm glad you exist"]
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those are all posts on different communities, i've done this for basically every other post i've made and there was never any backlash
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isawken posts: just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
> ::: spoiler show transcript > isawken posts: > just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher > :::
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
> ::: spoiler show transcript > isawken posts: > just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher > :::
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isawken posts: just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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teaboot posts: why's it called Real Estate though. where's the Fake Estate
teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section: leebeearts comments: airbnb [end comment]
leebeearts quick on the draw today
evenly lit, ink smudged weird, camera somehow perfectly on top without occluding any light
may snakes bite your balls and all your milk turn sour
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> ::: spoiler show transcript > femmenietzsche posted: > Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather > :::
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> ::: spoiler show transcript > femmenietzsche posted: > Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather > :::
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
> ::: spoiler show transcript > femmenietzsche posted: > Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather > :::
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femmenietzsche posted: Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
"The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plan"
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483
> ::: spoiler show transcript > mysharona1987 posts: > [screenshot of a tweet] > @iamthedunce tweets: > Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire. > > iamnmbr3 replies: > this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace > :::
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> ::: spoiler show transcript > mysharona1987 posts: > [screenshot of a tweet] > @iamthedunce tweets: > Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire. > > iamnmbr3 replies: > this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace > :::
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mysharona1987 posts: [screenshot of a tweet] @iamthedunce tweets: Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.
iamnmbr3 replies: this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300
> ::: spoiler show transcript > nickyflowers posts: > > it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to > > nickyflowers replies: > oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads? > :::
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> ::: spoiler show transcript > nickyflowers posts: > > it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to > > nickyflowers replies: > oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads? > :::
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nickyflowers posts:
it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to
nickyflowers replies: oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?
