Condom, never used.
78 0 ReplyMusk still rich
61 0 ReplyReddit still going.
51 0 ReplyBack to work.
51 0 ReplyFor sale: baby
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36 0 ReplyAlarm clock ringing
30 0 ReplyIn our bed?!
26 0 ReplyGood dog, stay.
26 0 ReplyActually, it's GNU/Linux
26 0 ReplyDonald Trump exists
26 0 ReplyI loved you
24 0 Replyendless economic growth
24 0 ReplyFour more years.
24 0 ReplyNeed baby shoes?
23 0 Reply"a sad story"
23 0 Replydeleted by creator
21 0 ReplyWe never learn
20 0 ReplyYou tested positive.
20 0 ReplyIt wasn't milk
19 0 ReplyTrump's third term.
19 0 ReplySqueezing cheeks. Urgent!
18 0 ReplyTight couch, ouch!
18 0 Replybaby, no shoes
17 0 ReplyCan't escape capitalism.
16 0 ReplyShe died first
16 0 ReplyNo more cheese
15 0 ReplyToothpaste orange juice
13 0 ReplyOut of coffee
13 0 ReplyBrown bathroom walls.
13 0 ReplyTechnically not cannibalism!
13 0 Replyburnt my toast
12 0 ReplyWar never changes
12 0 ReplyThe prompt said sad, not horror
12 0 ReplyCat hates you.
12 0 ReplyWant to KMS?
No, better
Failed suicide attempt
12 0 ReplyGrandmother at twenty.
11 0 ReplyGod creates man
11 0 ReplyStill no sleep
11 0 ReplyYou were late
11 0 ReplyDead Harambe timeline
11 0 ReplyRemembering cringey memories.
10 0 ReplyDick went flaccid.
10 0 ReplyMine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
10 0 ReplyCells dividing uncontrollably.
10 0 ReplyForced ad watching.
9 0 ReplyWelcome to Jonestown
9 0 ReplyCan't count to three.
9 0 ReplyShaka, walls fell.
9 0 ReplyThe cancer's back
9 0 ReplyOut of tacos
9 0 ReplyThis is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
8 0 ReplyBent my wookie
8 0 ReplyMutually assured destruction
8 0 ReplyFriends, family... Gone!
8 0 ReplyQueer Moroccan. End.
8 0 Reply45 and 47
7 0 ReplyCrowdstrike strikes crowd
7 0 ReplyNew motorcycle, tetraplegia.
6 0 ReplyPlease God no
6 0 ReplyWant fart, afraid
6 0 ReplyStill not dead
6 0 ReplyAlas, still depressed
6 0 ReplyMy poop red
6 0 ReplyPregnant at 55.
6 0 ReplyI wanna die.
6 0 ReplySo long, friend.
5 0 ReplyCrib for sale
5 0 ReplyI swallowed shampoo
5 0 ReplyChewing aluminum foil.
5 0 ReplyHedgehog mom crushed.
5 0 ReplyYour cat died
5 0 ReplyI was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
5 0 Replytriumvirate
(It's a "three" word)
5 0 ReplyI wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...
5 0 ReplyGarbage bag ripped.
5 0 ReplyPlease come home
5 0 ReplyIs this Loss?
5 0 ReplyDon't love him
5 0 ReplyThey were young
5 0 ReplyThe house's gone
5 0 ReplyPlease don’t forget
4 0 ReplyTook the kids
4 0 ReplyYou're not hired
4 0 ReplyIt's not yours
4 0 ReplyTrafficked by mum
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4 0 ReplyOnly getting older.
3 0 ReplyTell my wife...
3 0 ReplyMajor data loss
3 0 ReplyIn the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
3 0 ReplyWater pipe burst.
3 0 ReplyCan't afford treatment.
3 0 Replyexpired inner child
3 0 Reply(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
3 0 ReplyGone and forgotten
3 0 ReplyThere was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
2 0 Replymounting rootfs failed
2 0 ReplyBaby shoes, sold
2 0 Replystill they remain.
2 0 ReplyBlinds raise more
2 0 ReplyDog leaves room.
2 0 ReplyI am sad.
2 0 Replyundeleted by administrator
2 0 ReplyFist pump, bro
2 0 ReplyWeird men rule.
1 0 ReplyBaby adoption: cancelled
1 0 ReplyNot my leg.
1 0 ReplyNo wheels, cardboard
1 0 ReplyEveryone wore black.
1 0 ReplyToilet rise watering.
1 0 Replya sad story using only 3 Words
1 0 ReplyHi hi
We're your plumber girls (uh huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen!)
Get ready all you plumbing girls
And leave that poop knife at home!
Toilet water rising
Confidence getting low (how low girl?)
According to my estimate
This shit's gonna overflow
1 0 ReplyJust keep waiting.
1 0 ReplyDropped my ice-cream
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