Musk still rich
Back to work.
Reddit still going.
Alarm clock ringing
In our bed?!
Four more years.
"a sad story"
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We never learn
You tested positive.
Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!
Technically not cannibalism!
Toothpaste orange juice
The prompt said sad, not horror
Dead Harambe timeline
War never changes
Still no sleep
God creates man
You were late
Out of tacos
Cells dividing uncontrollably.
Can't count to three.
Forced ad watching.
The cancer's back
Welcome to Jonestown
Shaka, walls fell.
Bent my wookie
Mutually assured destruction
This is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
Queer Moroccan. End.
Crowdstrike strikes crowd
Still not dead
Hedgehog mom crushed.
I wanna die.
Alas, still depressed
Want fart, afraid
Pregnant at 55.
New motorcycle, tetraplegia.
Please God no
So long, friend.
Chewing aluminum foil.
Your cat died
I was sad.
Oh no, anyways...
Garbage bag ripped.
Please come home
Is this Loss?
Don't love him
They were young
The house's gone
Trafficked by mum
Took the kids
You're not hired
text without punctuation
Please don’t forget
It's not yours
Water pipe burst.
I am sad.
Only getting older.
Tell my wife...
In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.
"Toilet water rising.
The streets will overflow."
Can't afford treatment.
Gone and forgotten
Major data loss
expired inner child
(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)
There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.
...destroyed...house...lost...
mounting rootfs failed
Baby shoes, sold
a sad story using only 3 Words
still they remain.
Blinds raise more
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Fist pump, bro
Baby adoption: cancelled
Just keep waiting.
Not my leg.
Toilet rise watering.
Mustache jizz giveaway
No wheels, cardboard
Dropped my ice-cream
Weird men rule.
