Die Another Day. Judy Dench.
Die Another Day. Judy Dench.
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Die Hard - Alan Rickman
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I like your idea
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Damn… now I wanna watch it too…
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you left rickman in which is only proper and correct
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I was picturing muppetifying the real actors until you shared this lol
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https://youtu.be/Yz2dY1Tv7zw though everybody is a puppet.
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i should have searched before i posted
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Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
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Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
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Surely, you'd keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.
Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it's all a hallucination.
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You might like to watch Cool World
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no. keep meatloaf.
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.
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lmao, now I have Fozzie saying "Hood day, sir!" in my head.
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John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing
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Alfie Allen would be pretty interesting, Muppet goons getting slaughtered by Muppet John Wick.
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Castaway — Wilson
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Controversial and inventive take. I like it.
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Who is now played by a completely silent Walton Goggins
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Perfection
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Starship troopers - Michael Ironside
Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"
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C'mon you apes...pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.
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Someday we’ll find it — the Klandathu Connection.
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So Johnny is played by Kermit and Carmen is played by Miss Piggy, natch.
But who is Dizzy, and who is Carl?
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Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.
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no, he is the only non puppet. but because he grew up like that, he doesn't realize he's the only non puppet. from his point is view, everyone else is normal
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Lauren, the love interest
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TaAvengers - Chris Evans
Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".
Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.
MUPPET HULK!
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Hear me out, The Avengers, but Agent Coulson is the human. Muppet Cap tossing the shield, just imagine. And Coulson's actor I think would be very much like Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol, interacting very sincerely with the Muppets as fellow actors.
I would also accept "Hulk is the human, but only when he's hulked out" just for the sheer surprise of it
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A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there's no middle ground possible
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Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.
The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.
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Somehow you've made that dildo scene way more disturbing.
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Dogma, keep Alan Rickman
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BEHOLD THE METATRON
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Sweetest as the shit demon.
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The Matrix, Hugo Weaving
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"
HumansMuppets are a disease." -
I was going for Matrix - Laurence Fishburne
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Perfect choice, this would be so funny.
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Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film
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Reverse this one and make that weird CGI baby the only muppet. That will make it less weird when she falls in love with an adult man, and he falls in love with her, a months-old baby.
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Honestly the real movie was so bad in that part that I kind of can imagine this with little trouble.
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Seven - Morgan Freeman.
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Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Makes sense. Otherwise the ending would be far less tragic.
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The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown
When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.
So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.
So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen
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Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee
Predator, the predator
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Taken - Liam Neeson
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This is going to get me put on a watchlist...
- Six String Samurai: The boy
- A Boy and His Dog: The boy
- Time Bandits: The boy
- Brazil: Robert De Niro
- The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
- The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
- SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
- Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
- Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
- Les Mis: Javert
- X: The old woman
- Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
- Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
- Audition (1999): The main character
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Brazil: Robert De Niro
Too real
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Yeah of all the things I listed this one is the most deranged
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Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)
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Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
But every single muppet in the cast is a Beaker.
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You could pick any character to be the human in Stargate and they'd all be dramatically different movies. Ra is human? O'Neill is human? Scara is human? All wild stories.
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I really wanna watch The Blacklist now with only Spader in it surrounded by Muppets...
Just this the whole time
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Stargate, the series - keep Michael Shanks.
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John wick. Only the dog is human
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Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford
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I don’t know who I’d keep, but Fozzy Bear as Indiana would be amazing!
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Grease
Keep John Travolta
Miss Piggy would have to play Sandy
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“I’ve got chills…”
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Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"
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maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator)
Ah, see, that's the tempting choice. But you're overlooking the comic value of either Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor or Robert Patrick as the T-1000. The entire Pescadero Hospital chase scene... pure gold.
Also, how can you say no to Muppet Arnold Schwarzenegger? Coming around the corner with a little fuzzy shotgun. Adorable.
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I was thinking Sigourney Weaver in Alien is the only human and then the alien ends up being a Muppet lol
Specifically for that iconic scene where she's trying not to cry as the Alien comes into frame right next to her and does the mouth thing, but it's just a harmless muppet
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Sigourney Weaver in Aliens as well. "Game over man, game over!" Muppet Hudson flails wildly
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John Wick, Keanu stays.
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Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.
I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.
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Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.
Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.
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Tarantino IS a muppet.
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A very creepy muppet.
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Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.
This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.
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Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human
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Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.
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Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs
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the worse answer is any porn movie
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The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus
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Wicker Man - Nick Cage
Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.
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Mandy, or Color Out of Space
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Raising Arizona?
Alternatively, which muppet would make the best Nic Cage?
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Gonzo, obviously
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See, I have to ask: hiw does face/off work? Do we have a man with the face of a muppet?
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Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell
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But a little Muppet Bruce grows out it his shoulder!
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"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.
"What kind of muppet are you?"
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Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays
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Mad Max furry road, max
Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at
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Oh! Miss Piggy as Furiosa (or Imortan Joe) - she has such range!
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Dual casting ftw!
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.
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300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit
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Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.
This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.
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Statler and Waldorf play Riff-Raff and Magenta, Kermit plays Brad, Miss Piggy is Frank.
I had a whole muppet fancast for this at one point, but it's been at least a decade since then and I can't remember any more of them.
Edit: adding as it comes back to me, we had Fozzie as Eddie and Gonzo as Columbia.
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Dammit Janet!
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Interstellar - Anne Hathaway
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Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real
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Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal
Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon
Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise
Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”
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Uh, that was Robin Wright you philistine!
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Buttercup???
Ok, let’s add to the list:
The Princess Bride - Andre the Giant
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Second Eyes Wide Shut because Tom Cruise would never not take a role 100% seriously even as muppet chaos unfolds.
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Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Alternatively, Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor).
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Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.
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Nah, Jodie Foster.
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I'm imagining him eating fluffy cotton stuffing in the most intimidating manner possible.
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Jackass: The Movie.
Wee Man.
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Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.
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OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude
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The Rocketeer (1991).
Timothy Dalton.
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A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.
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Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz
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Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.
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Jaws - Jaws
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But Cookie would be so good in the role!
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Leave in Robert Shaw instead and I'm sold.
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YES, that's perfect
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The Muppet Christmas Carol
Michael Caine
Am I doing this right?
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Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist
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Gotta go with Devil's Advocate and Charlize Theron
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This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend
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A few years ago I did a kick of watching all of the Christmas Carols that have been made since film started. It really was my favorite of them all. Would recommend watching the others, though. There were no bad takes in my experience
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Clue, Tim Curry
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Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.
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The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)
Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks
Precious - Gabourey Sidibe
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Home Alone - keep Kevin
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Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.
Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream
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Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey
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The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.
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Deadpool already did the adult Fred Savage bit for princess bride.
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die hard
alan rickman
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Being John Malkovich,
Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.
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Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.
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The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.
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National treasure, Nick Cage.
Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.
Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.
Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.
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I can see the little muppet legs dangling for Andy’s death scene.
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The Rock, Sean Connery
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Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.
Ah, ah, ahhh, you didn’t say the magic word!
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I am Legend - the dog
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Winner
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Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.
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Tim Curry
Legend
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Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good
The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)
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Screw it, every movie with the pants is just him surrounded by muppets.
And shows. The Last of Us is all muppets until his cameo in season 2.
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Oh man, that Sense8 reboot is gonna be weird…
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Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan
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Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.
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A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise
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No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.
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Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy
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All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor
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I was going to say Star Wars, but OG Trilogy only, and keep Darth Vader.
The reveal would be glorious!
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Jurassic Park, the velociraptor
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The Holy Mountain
Keep Jodorowsky.
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Any of his stuff really
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Fifth Element - Bruce Willis
The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.
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Resevoir Dogs
Kirk Baltz.
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Almost, but all the cops were human instead.
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Well if this isn't just exactly what I imagined, I don't know what else it could be.
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Terminator. Arnold.
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Star wars and Yoda
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Clever.
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12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins
The Big Lebowski - The Dude
Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine
The Goonies - Chunk
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)
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Only if Muppet Deadpool still breaks the 4th wall. Otherwise, keep DP and everyone else is Muppets
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The annoyed face of wolverine with all the muppets is what I want to see
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The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio
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The matrix, neo is the non muppet.
Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy
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Oh no no everyone is human UNTIL he takes the pill, and realizes they're all Muppets
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Trade out Miss Piggy for Animal
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The Exorcist
Linda Blair
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From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek
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I dunno, licking muppet Salma feet would be funnier.
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All that tequila soaking into the felt, Quentin has to wring the leg out just to feel alive
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Gonzo definitely plays the dude with the dick + balls gun
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The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman
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Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.
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Midsommar. Florence Pugh.
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Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.
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Home alone, Kevin
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Eraserhead. Keep the baby.
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Titanic.
Kate Winslet stays human.
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Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise
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The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets
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Hellboy - Ron Perlman
Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Doom, Dwayne Johnson
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The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.
The Thing: Kurt Russell
{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets
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I am Legend.
Not Will Smith.
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Conclave, carlos diehz
Se7en, kevin spacey
Stargate, jaye davison
Star Trek beyond, Chris pine
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X files, the tv show. Keep mulder
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The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.
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ha!, but make Bruce Wayne a muppet.
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The butler (Alfons? Alfred?) could be the human!
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It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!
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Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace
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Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
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From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
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Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.
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The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)
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John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.
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The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.
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The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.
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there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.
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Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.
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Current day Kyle Mclaughlin as Paul in Villeneuve's version of Dune.
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Vil's version already looked like it was a Muppet movie.
Scene: "The multicolored ship lands on its squishy feet, the mouthpiece front opens and a giant tonge-like gangplank slide extends out. The emperor's gurads slide down the tongue, followed by the Emperor himself."
Vil's directors notes: "This thing is in space, they no use stairs now"
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The superior Dune don't @ me
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The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.
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Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.
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Martyrs, but only if everyone but Mademoiselle's Society members are real
ohh The Fall (german hitler one) keeping Juliane Köhler, and making everyone else muppets would be a statement on its own
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The Muppet Movie.
Kermit the Frog.
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Dark Knight Rises
Tom Hardy
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Schindler's List - Schindler
Dredd - Dredd
Master and Commander - take your pick
The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill
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Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.
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Django unchained, Django.
It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.
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Inglorious Basterds with Nazi muppets...
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Psycho. Mother.
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Wayne's world. Garth
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LotR - Sauron (or Legolas)
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The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.
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In the Mouth of Madness, keep Jurgen Prochnow.
Repo Man, Tracey Walter.
Buckaroo Banzai, John Lithgow
Liquid Sky, Otto von Wernherr
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Deep throat - Linda Lovelace
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Inception, keep DiCaprio
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Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.
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So much brown cotton batting...
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Army of Darkness (keep Bruce of course)
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The sixth sense, haley joel osment
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All quiet on the western front.
Requiem for a dream.
Caligula
Felon
Deliverance
Schindlers List
Pick an actor, it doesnt matter. The result is fucked up.
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Inglorious bastards and the bear jew.
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Yeah, I was thinking either keep Jaws or the Mayor
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Dark City, Kiefer Sutherland
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Fear and Loathing..keeping Depp/Thompson
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The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell.
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Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie
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Castaway. Tom Hanks.
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District 9. Leave Wikus in.
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Hereditary and keeping the guy playing the dad in the family.
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Willard, crispin glover. Replace all the rats with rizzo
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I Saw The Devil - Choi Min-sik
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21 Grams. Benicio Del Toro.
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The Sound of Music. Baron Von Trapp is the non muppet.
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Christopher Plummer
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Keep Alan Rickman
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One man one jar
The actor is the jar
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Apocalypse Now. Keep Sheen human and everyone else become Muppets.
I need to see the napalm/surfing scene with Muppets.
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die hard (bruce willis)
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Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Obviously Kermit as Eli.
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Frankenstein. Robert de Niro.
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The Houston 620
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The Death of Stalin where Stalin is the only human.
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Starship Troopers, Sergeant Zim
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Muppet Christmas Carol.
Michael Cane.
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The Shining
Shelley Duvall
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Mad Max 2. The dog.
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Eddy the Eagle. Keep Hugh Jackman grumpy coach. In his flashbacks, he should be played by a muppet.
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The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.
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Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.
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The hurt locker.
But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.
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Die Hard with a Vengeance. I'm leaning towards Samuel L Jackson but Bruce Willis would be a close second.
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Beverly Hills Cop, Bronson Pinchot
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Requiem for a Dream - But both Jennifer Connelly and Jared Leto
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape, the mom is the only human.
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Breaking 2: electric boogaloo and the only actor we keep is one that can't dance, so.... Ice T
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what about movies with one single actor?
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Willie's Wonderland 2 - just a shot for shot remake of John Wick but muppets. Keep Keanu or swap for Cage, your call.
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The Chronicles of Riddick / Dame Judy Dench.
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Harry Potter - Lord Voldemort
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Pulp Fiction: Stephen Hibbert
The Big Lebowski: Sam Elliott
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Requiem For A Dream.
Marlon Waynes.
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Fight Club but Meatloaf is the only human
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Schindler's List. Liam Neeson.
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Lucky Number Slevin.
Slevin
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John Wick - Keanu
I would pay money to see that in theaters
That is typically how theatres work
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John Wick - Alfie Allen
Blue's Brothers - John Belushi
Rounders - John Malkovich
Swingers - Vince Vaughn
Pacific Rim - idris Elba
Speaking of, Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich.
John Wick - Lance Reddick (rip)
Basically those scenes in Gen V when Sam hallucinates puppets being torn apart.
Omg - don't we like know they're not puppets at the time? Was that the show that had the shrinking and the blow and the sneezing and the exploding penis?