I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

This got me to exhale forcefully, and the corners of my mouth crept up slightly. Which in these days of horror and darkness is something.

It isn't "The Onion Now Owns InfoWars" hilarious, but it's funny.

And the tiny possibility he won't be approved is ... interesting.

Kakistocracy: is it better or worse than having competent fascists in charge?

🎵 Well I be done seen 'bout everything, When I see an elephant fly...🎶

All hail hypnotoad!

Well, you could subtract the 1.2 million who died of Covid. And also those whose voter registrations were peremptorily cancelled.

Soooo... With 2 already-wealthy men getting paid for doing the one job, outside of the official government, it's actually the Department of Not-Really Government Redundancies and Grift, isn't it?

Learning where his house is would take no effort as he's been so thoroughly doxxed even I saw his address and I'm basically that meme of the old lady peering at the screen through my granny-glasses.

A perfect alpha male, frightened to death at a woman saying "Hello" while he's still in the safety of his house. Compare that to the women who ovary up and keep going while they're being catcalled, or make the potentially life-threatening decision to say either yes or no to a strange man in a bar.

Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

It's also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

Oh, like a more sophisticated version of the old "put your phone in the microwave"joke!

Thank you, kind person.

True anytime, but especially in this season when they may be especially gloating and trying to goad you. A year or two from now, when they're starting to feel the repercussions of the Reich Wing's policies, might be a better time to see them again.

The only logical reason to put a pie in an open window is for it to be humorously stolen

So I know nothing and just wandered in here from Top, but this translates as, "Fuck you, all of you, French language, I show you my butthole," right?

For one thing, they're probably smarter than the average SC voter.

But what about the wine glut?

AOC is real.

But DJT is the most fictional character who's ever existed. Nothing he's ever said, done, or been has been true.

Sadly, we're stuck in the reality that allows his falsehoods to affect real humans.

Even greeting cards say "Sorry to hear you're sick, get well soon!" It's much harder to find cards that support the long-term struggle

Ok I'll shame that:

"Those are rookie numbers!"

Maybe it's behind us with the fridge and maybe a dishwasher? Or laundry machine depending on the country?