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  • Anecdotal experience here as well, but in the US with public restrooms, the men's room is generally much cleaner looking than the women's room. I'm not going to say that is the actual case. It probably isn't. I will say that every guy in the US seems to act as though the guy that went in before him used his dick like a firehose to strategically cover every single surface in that room with urine. Damn near nothing gets touched, and I could clean a men's room in less than 10 minutes no matter what happened in there, unless it got utterly destroyed with puke or other biohazards.

    The women's room routinely looks like an exorcism just happened in there. I don't know what's going on in there, but there's toilet paper covering EVERY SINGLE surface of that room, there's mysterious multicolored liquids on the floor. There's occasionally what appears to be an extremely bloody mouse. It's not a mouse.

    The long and short of this is that in my experience a public restroom is the IRL version of Minesweeper. Good luck out there.

  • Kyle Cooley always got ya back.

    Edit: Whoops, wrong Kyle, though he'd probably help you as best he could if you were at Taco Ticklers.

    Edit 2: Maybe Kyle is another nominative deterministic name that makes one radical as fuck?

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  • The weird part about that is that Columbus was the third expedition to the American continent from the European continent.

    First was a single Irish/Celtic(?) monk in the 800s. Second was Leif Erikson and his crew of "Vikings" in the 1100-1200s. Neither one of those caused widespread disease in the Americas, despite the fact that the monk made it as far as The Great Lakes, and Leif Erickson's expedition was cut quite short with them engaging in battle with the first natives they saw, resulting in the death of Leif Erikson as well as a few of his companions.

  • Everyone around me has agreed that I NEED that outfit with the heraldry of my Houses on each shoulder and the pendant. I'm just not sure which House to give the pendant.

    I could absolutely bullshit my way into a modern House with that outfit.

    For anyone wondering, House Rice, House Wellington, and House Tudor. All broken from the main house in 1660 to 1670.

  • I've never started a food company, but I have helped to write several restaurants origin stories. While the teams I was on never outright lied, we certainly embellished certain parts and didn't discuss others.

    For instance, one "mom and pop" restaurant that we opened had the backstory that, "John XXXX came from China in 1984, and tried pizza for the first time in the US. He loved it so much that he taught himself how to make pizza dough to open a Chinese Pizzaria."

    All of that is technically mostly true except for him trying pizza for the first time in the US. In his words China doesn't have real pizza, and the US did/does it correctly. I helped him learn to make pizza dough, but I don't think that actually matters. What we left out is that John owns a ton of very valuable property in China, so he wasn't trying to get rich, he was just having fun.

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    Another instance of ICE illegally arresting and detaining a citizen, and veteran.

    Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world

    For some reason this 1930 Soviet "Tarantaika" (Boneshaker) looks familiar.....

    politics @lemmy.world

    "The 1%" a documentary made by one of the Johnson & Johnson heirs. Made over a decade ago, but even more relevant today.

    Boycott US @lemmy.ca

    "The 1%" a documentary made by one of the Johnson & Johnson heirs. Made over a decade ago, but even more relevant today.

    NonCredibleDefense @lemmy.world

    "The 1%" a documentary made by one of the Johnson & Johnson heirs. Made over a decade ago, but even more relevant today.

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    I need some help choosing a monitor.

    FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Christmas Mac and Cheese

    patientgamers @lemmy.world

    Well I finally got Jedi Fallen Order. Hopefully I can play it at some point.

    We Are The Music Makers @lemmy.world

    Chad Smith of RCHP improvises the drum part for "The Kill - 30 Seconds to Mars"

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