Ok, so this is the fourth one I have seen. Why are you guys making politicians(?) into M:TG cards? I can't understand them. Your simpler memes are funny, so I'm curious.

Bit of a shame that bringing her best friend with y'all would be considered kidnapping.

But that's in Canadian dollars, so it's like 20% cheaper in USD.

Much easier and cheaper to fire him out rather than in. Orbital mechanics and all.

Are the people singing yet?

Does Satisfactory have parachutes? Space Engineers taught me to put parachutes on all my vehicles.

Trump is itching to use nukes. He tried to nuke a damn hurricane.

I would highly recommend Portal and Portal 2 as primers for basically all your 3D games. Not only did Yahzee give The Orange Box in general a glowing review, but they teach you basic gaming mechanics almost intuitively.

I swear you are me. Same fucking thing happened to me, except it was my mom that picked me up, and I had to use the library and a calculus textbook to memorize the formula, because 1991-1992 and so the computers were less than helpful for research.

Clerics in D&D went to the X-COM school of combat, I see.

Democrats have been neoliberals since the time of the first Clinton campaign. The milquetoast candidates are a direct result of that.

If you voted, then I'll recind the analogy towards you. The 15 million democratic voters in 2020 that stayed home for whatever reason in 2024, still did exactly what I just portrayed. They had a choice to make, and they made the choice to do nothing, because things aren't perfect.

L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer. He made a bet with another science fiction writer that he could get rich quicker by starting a fake religion, and collecting tithes, than he could selling science fiction stories. Scientology is the resulting pyramid scheme/ cult.

Ahh, kk. Never seen it, but I guess the two characters seem similar in that respect at least.

Not to mention that any and all new research isn't coming out of these companies, and is locked behind a paywall. They are actively stifling innovation by hoarding the data that used to give us neat things like Velcro.

The Onion buying Infowars is the only good news I've heard this week.

Second Life.

Then you zoom further out to find that the Blokkats have moved into the star system next door, and are eyeing Sol hungrily.

Isn't Homelander a villain though? I thought he was supposed to be a villain.

Edit: NM I didn't realize Homelander was from The Boys. I honestly thought he was the guy in Guardians of The Galaxy 3

Edit 2: Apparently that character's name is Adam Warlock.

Let's put this a different way. You were given the choice of saving only one of two children from a burning building, and actively chose to let both of them burn to death, because you couldn't save both.

Real superhero Karen energy, right there.

Or ⅓ + (⅓*½) = ½