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  • Is there a wiki? I want to follow along, but I feel like I'll struggle. You've been posting for so long, I can tell there's some kind of lore going on.

  • Pattern Recognition
  • Is this the bro job one? Choo choo, bro joooob. I'm not gay, I just like cock.

  • kill computers
  • Are they helping a moth smoke a cigarette in the background?

    Edit:... Those are pins, aren't they?

    I love this artist even though I only understand half of their jokes.

  • Corn is a way of life 🌽
  • "Don't step on my corn." ?

  • Gone forever
  • I put neon tape on stuff that I'm likely to lose. That includes my label gun, my wallet, my phone, etc... It helps me remember the tasks I'm trying to complete. Also, I never assumed it was a personal issue. Did your teacher not lose patience with you and stop teaching things that required time? That was my experience.

    I'd bounce between subjects and ask too many questions. It helped me learn a lot, but it took a lot of time from other students.

    Are we just doing memes, or do we all actually have the same thing?

    Edit: I'm being too sassy. Im a little drunk.

  • Gone forever
  • Page markers and a label gun will become your best friend. That and a personal journal you struggle to write in because you never memorized spelling. Yes, I'm looking at you.

  • Hands off
  • Insert "hole in popcorn tub" joke here:

  • Next big holiday
  • Seize the means of partying.

  • Uncle Duncan (2016-09-02)
  • Just don't go on a walk at night.

  • Uncle Duncan (2016-09-02)
  • Was the Uncle, Ray Bradbury?

  • please let it be pork...
  • Ooooooh. My bad. I wasn't trying to be topical.

  • 4D Salmon
  • Edit: I'm mixing it up. Gosh darn it.

  • 4D Salmon
  • It's being weird for me. Let me just edit:

  • 4D Salmon
  • The Xeelee Sequence, don't get it confused with All Tomorrows.

    Edit: woops, wrong book. What book was it?

  • please let it be pork...
  • I tried to find a news story about a Florida man being eaten by an alligator, which was later served, but I couldn't find anything.

  • 4D Salmon
  • Like a certain alien species from The Xeelee Sequence?

    Edit: woops wrong series. Does anyone know another series with an advanced alien civilization that sends themselves back in time to give birth to themselves? It's right before the heat death of the universe due to another alien species that lives in stars.

  • It really fucks with my recommendations, but fuck em™
  • They stopped paying out for that after Sleepify in 2014.

  • How indeed
  • They were most likely built differently depending on the current Egyptian civilizations' take on man power/ economy.

  • Hackers Are Threatening to Release Emails Stolen from Trump’s Aides, Roger Stone, and Stormy Daniels
  • It's one step. It's incremental. He does have a cult of personality, which complicates things.

  • cute dogs, cats, and other animals @lemmy.ml Xanthrax @lemmy.world
    Kids and their phones

    He passed out playing his favorite game.

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    cute dogs, cats, and other animals @lemmy.ml Xanthrax @lemmy.world
    She's a Man Eater!

    The spots on the Orca aren't actually their eyes. Those are spots on my dogs nose.

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world Xanthrax @lemmy.world
    Lies

    The quote is translated and may be apothrical, but the comparison still stands:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

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    cute dogs, cats, and other animals @lemmy.ml Xanthrax @lemmy.world
    Cuddles

    Credit to the photographer, "My better half."

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    Jail

    That's our goat run she got herself stuck in

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    What's your Favorite Firefox Alternative, and why?

    The other day, I made a post about Firefox's web extensions, specifically for YouTube. A lot of people pointed out Mozilla's recent TOS update, which pertains to selling personal data. I noticed there were no suggestions, though. What alternative would you suggest, Lemmy?

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    What's your Favorite Firefox Alternative, and why? | Why is this question with an active discussion getting downvoted? Use your words, not your mouse. That's what this instance is for.

    The other day, I made a post about Firefox's web extensions, specifically for YouTube. A lot of people pointed out Mozilla's recent TOS update, which pertains to selling personal data. I noticed there were no suggestions, though. What alternative would you suggest, Lemmy?

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    New "Down the Rabbit Hole" about a Dwarf Fortress Settlement:

    I tried using the original video title, but it wouldn't let me post that for obvious reasons.

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    YSK: You can install an extension on Firefox (android) that allows you to play YouTube videos with your screen locked: (perfect for listening to obscure music)

    It can be a bit buggy at times, but when it comes to just playing music with the screen locked, it's perfect.

    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/video-background-play-fix/

    Edit: I forgot to also mention that ad blocker extensions make sailing the seas on mobile much more manageable. Extentions, in general, have been a really nice addition.

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    One of the best monologs from "The Daily Show" I've ever seen

    Recently, the Daily show has felt a bit self defeatist, but this episode was on fire!

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    How can I Legally Mess with ICE? [FALLBROOK: SIDE OF THE 395 ON RAINBOW GLEN, ~~ACTIVE~~ ICE RAID]

    I'm a farmer in San Diego County. In fallbrook/ temecula, there's a truck weigh station that's full of ICE operatives near me. Today, they blocked off the entrance to the only road that leads to a bunch of farms, including mine. I personally have a family farm, but I know my neighbors and their employees, and they're hard-working everyday people regardless of their immigration status.

    To make a long story short, how do I legally fuck with ICE while they do a raid?

    Edit: the only thing I can think of is recording and doing a verbal protest. I could try to share the footage with the local news. Given the current political climate, I'm not sure if they'd care. I don't want to see the people I've existed next to dissappear.

    It's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbUzWLDT73swafxf7?g_st=ac

    If you know someone who works at Moon Farm Nurseries, fucking tell them RIGHT NOW to lay low. They're compromised.

    Edit 2: they took everyone. The fields up and down our road are empty. I couldn't even get a picture because I had to drive past like nothing was happening. Fuck.

    Edit 3: a couple of truckers pulled up with double wides and blocked the road. I can't tell whoes side their on. Whish me luck.

    Edit 4: I think mite have made a checkpoint for me. I think I'll be fine, but I'm not sure. Live update.

    Edit 5: I'm fine, one of the people in the double wide got taken too. Fuck this day. I hope everyone is doing okay.

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    'Merica

    Found on Google Maps, reviews in Arizona.

    https://maps.app.goo.gl/erMv1m9C3Z4zMUUf8

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    William Shatner: "Rocket Man"

    Also, here's an entire LP from 2011 that's too "good" to be true: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHhF7eXU0QSgff5EHhoE3WEy-oM4f_h3t

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    I got my finger stuck in a door

    I added wooden planks to my chicken run's door frame, so mice couldn't get through the gap. Today, I closed my pinky between the door/ pole, chicken wire, and a rough board. The family member that came out to help, brought a drill and revved it a few times. I freaked out and used a marshmallow stick to undo the latch. Also, this is a temporary enclosure for a sick bird.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/547af0c2-cea5-4441-abbb-b9111bf04a99.jpeg

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    STALKER: Shadow of the Zone

    This is by the same Channel that made SCP: Overlord. They had a nearly successful Kickstarter and transferred the funds to this film. So, a lot of us have been excited for this for a while.

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    OSRS servers are down due to a potion duplication glitch. Prepare for rollbacks/ bans.

    Links:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1ftgeqf/potion_storage_has_a_dupe_bug_good_job_jagex/

    https://x.com/JagexSupport/status/1841014918251704708

    That's my educated guess.

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    How are you guys enjoying the new content?

    I'm about to finish the new main quest. Just got smacked by someone "cold". I love these quests, the island, the colours. I was already loving perilous moons as well. I hadn't played in a while, and these were perfect additions to help jump back in. I'm also super excited about regen potions. I don't have my cheese cape, so hopefully, the regen will help with switches at the end!

    How are you guys enjoying the new content?

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    "The StoryTeller" from ShoddyCast (Fallout Lore) has Passed Away

    I'll never forget his contribution to the fallout community, as well as my childhood.

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    Xanthrax Xanthrax @lemmy.world

    Artist. Formally /u/1831942.

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