But I am le tired

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...

Everyone loves Magical Trevor 'cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
Look at him now, disappearing a cow, where is the cow hidden right now
I've always hated this one. My peers in college loved it. I'm still confused to this day.
Shit like Powerthirst and Charlie the Unicorn were funny. This is... not like those.
When come back, bring pie.

My SPOON is too big!

I am a banana!
- My anus is bleeding!
My Anus isbleeding
My Anus. is bleeding!
For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
- Tony Lazuto says hello
Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
- I live in a giant bucket.

Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.

Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.

my boomer parents could do half the 'spam spam spam and spam' routine if anyone said spam.
- Yeah, first memes were my boomer uncle emailing my boomer dad video attachments. I remember a parody of the Budweiser wassup thing with orthodox Jews delivering whitefish.
- bloody vikings!
  (note: not a boomer)
All my friends can quote Holy Grail but not so much Flying Circus (besides all the most popular lines). Some that I'll always say to myself like a psychopath:
"'Oh, an hoop'"
"Caribou... gorn"
"Oh you're no fun anymore"
- I like to randomly shout "Albatross!".
I soiled my armor I was so scared!
My wife had the Holy Grail CD-ROM.
it was basically just the best quotes you unlocked with puzzles. But it always crashed and locked up at one point so we never finished it.
Gonna have to find that now.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
dew. Dew dewdewdewdewdew. Dew dewdewdewdew dewww dewww dewww dododo dew.
PO-TA-TOES
- Taters
- Boil 'em, mash' em, stick 'em in a stew
Finally, lotr memes, this I can relate to.

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

AAAH MOTHERLAND!

ima firin my lazarrrrr

I herd u liek mudkips
the lazer collection five! it's the thing with the place and the guys in the side.

And I say HEYEYEY HEYEYEY

i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....

I like it when the red water comes out.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.

I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013

Apparently YouTube Poop. I know YouTube Poop but I never ever heard anybody call it ytp
- I don't know what any of that means
- I never knew the term YouTube Poop... maybe I was too busy with WoW or something
- Idk how it is in the rest of the world but every french youtube poop had [YTPFR] suffixing the title

Alaska can come too

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.

That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.
Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.
- AlbinoBlackSheep is another big pre-YT meme site I remember from back then
- I learned a long time ago that I'd prefer an unpolished, genuine experience to a polished, packaged one.
- I miss when websites were full of original content and not the endless slog of reposted memes making the same joke on the same template about slightly different topics.
- That internet still exists. But you used to hear about those sites from friends, and now you don't anymore.
Don't forget Badgers, Charlie the Unicorn, Shoes, PBJ Time, and, maybe most importantly, the GI Joe re-dubs!
- Pork chop sandwiches! Oh shit whatthefuck!
My IQ? Schfifty five!
No one ever mentions crab battle
- Ah... crab... broke my knife...
A lot of the stuff posted here is years older than YouTube. All your base or Peanut Butter Jelly Time came out in 2001, 2002.
eBaumsworld
How dare you
Yeh we like waffles!
Did you see something weird, Sarge?
Why yes I did Simmons...

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.

doo bee doo bee doop
I did a school project with that song...good times.

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

caaaaaaarrrrrl

that kills people, carl!
ohh well I did not know that

WTF is YTP?

YouTube Poop.
- I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they're either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they're young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it's always been around for them).
- I thought you were shitposting, but...that's really what it means, apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_poop
  Millennial here, terminally online since the most advanced web technology was the
  <blink>
  tag. Never heard of this before. Go figure.

YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?

YouTube Poop, they were video mashups that were quite often brain meltingly dumb, but funny AF.
- A classic.
I'm pretty sure they really mean SomethingAwful, RatherGood, AlbinoBlackSheep, etc. Most of what is being mentioned is before YouTube.
Also, Shiggity shiggity shwa.
- Ah yeah. I was on those a bit but mostly on message boards during that era. I had dialup so even the flash games took so long to load I'd just give up.
  I remember tying my phone up for a week to download a linux iso
- Newgrounds, too

badger, badger, badger

Mushroom, mushroom
- Snaaaaake a snaaaaaake ooooh it’s a snaaaaake

This is the ultimate showdown

But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"

YOU DIDNT MAKE SHIT
- Sleeper cell agent activated, goddam
Good quotes, bad quotes, and gay luigis (as far as the eye can see)

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

Fine then take a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

You could make a religi-- no, don't.

If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓

Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:

"Don't forget your umbrella!"

"Tomorrow I'll-”

"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"

Oh man, albinoblacksheep was so cursed. So many things my young eyes weren't ready to see, including a poorly drawn cartoon clip of a dog walking in on her humans giving/receiving a hand job lmao. Weird times.
- The worst thing I remember seeing on there was a crude animation of a very graphic and violent crime (I'd rather not specify) set to Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe Through the Tulips." My friend and I loved it and sang/pantomimed it regularly, but yeah... That animator was either pretty disturbed or otherwise 12 years old.
  For my nightmare fuel, some of the animations from Rathergood (Spoonguard being the one I can't forget) were terrifying.
  Tales of the Blode, though? That was my shit.
CHYAA CHYAA UNDIS UNDIS
I have no idea what YTP is, but I spent a lot of time on Albinoblacksheep and reading a bunch of webcomics every day. In the late 90's and early 2000's, I spent most of my time on Neopets or trying to find things I was interested in before Google and Wikipedia existed. It was a lot harder back then.
- ..are you me? lol
  Also don't forget StumbleUpon! So many wasted hours!
- YTP doesnt make sense as a phrase since most of these vids were before YT even existed

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!

Still sending this. My best friend at the time was in the movie. We were chanting this before the website!

I am feeling fat... and sassy.

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.

I recognize some of it, but I'm basically upvoting anything that remotely sounds like a reference.
The internet was bigger than I thought
Millennial covers a pretty large age range, I was in college by the beginning of that period.

I said come on fhqwhgads

Everybody to the limit! The CHEAT is to the limit!
Is this one of those virus emails‽
Like the kid that moms in offshore casions send you‽
Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants!

Dance! I'm a kitty-cat.

and I dance dance dance, and dance dance dance
- I say sexy things to myself when I'm daaancing...
GOD DAMMIT

How is babby formed

Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning

Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.

Oh hi Mark
- That's bullshit! I did not hit her, I did not!
you’re just a little chicken cheeep cheepcheeeeeeep

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..

YAY-UH

The champion stood, the rest saw their better...

Mr Rogers in a Blood Stained Sweater

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama funny llama, llama llama duck

You got me
Llama llama cheesecake llama tablet, brick, potato, llama llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck
- I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake
  But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake!

Caaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllll....

Shhh.. You hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

When God gives you lemons, you FIND. A. NEW. GOD.

GODBERRY! King of the juice!

Also...

Who's chair is that? Not my chair, not my problem.

Or...

We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Damn, there are a lot.

Cat. I'm a kittycat.

And I dance dance dance

"Gandalf the Grey, and..."

Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
- And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
  And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie
- I was sharing this with my kids the other day. I can still remember 90% of the words.

You can't break those cuffs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

From a what?

Answered elsewhere here but the short version is YTP = YouTube Poop, aka video meme comedy shitposts.
- Huh. I'm a millennial and definitely spent a lot of time online during those years, and this is my first time hearing of this.
- Ah, of course. Not sure how I possibly could have been ignorant of that. You Tube Poop. Naturally.

Drinking out of cups.

Like a bitch.

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! _shunnnn...

It's a magical Liopleurodon!
Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie, Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie
You gotta come with us to Candy Mount’n Charlie! Caandy Mount’n!

HERE COMES DR TRAN

HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
You won't be so smart mouthed with your little probing shoe investigation while Dr. Tran GUNS YA DOWN in the middle of your fucking beauty pageant CONLAN!
Now take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear.

Kilroy was here

Real g's will know what's up

Halfdan peers over from the podium

Porkchop sandwiches!

Who wants a body massage?
Abebebebehebebebebeebebbeebebebebbebebeebe
I'm a computer! Stop all the downloadin!
Nice catch, blanco nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaacked

Anyone else remember YTMND?

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

Hey Papa Smurf can I lick yo ass?

YEAH LICK MY ASS BITCH

snooPINGAS usual, I see

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

mushroom mushroom!!!

Gee it sure is boring around here

Come back when you’re a little MMMMMMMMMMMMricher!
D I N N E R

Badger badger badger badger.

Et c.

Mushroom mushroom!
- And snake.
  Who can forget snake.
This sometimes plays in my head when the room is too quiet.
It's the "banana phone" scenario

I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" both of them say yes.

How in the hail
I don't know what this is from, but I'm having flashbacks to Two Girls One Cup and its causing me psychic damage.
- It's the Mario twins!

I went up to this thug gangster.and he was like Yo Motherfucker Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

GONANDS AND STRIFE

D is for lisdexia

E is.... E is for pants! Yuh, yeah!

I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.

They were cute little flash animations that people traded around even before YouTube was a thing. This was a dial-up modem quality of humor, so it was going to be low res and short and with minimalist sound/animation design. Sometimes you'd get a full one-man animated music video done in paint and midi or whole comedy riff done in pixel art. Other times this was some ytmnd.com (you're the man now, dog) tier content, which was literally just clips from movies/songs/interviews over eyeball gouging stills.
They were churned out in bulk by lots of people who were just throwing stuff against the wall to see what stuck. Truly the avant-garde of online media, with all that this entails.
At the time it was interesting, because so much of it was new and original. Now its practically cliche. Jay Leno posting "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" was the death rattle of the trend. But for a little while, it was genuinely a lot of fun - like drinking water out of a firehose.
Gee, sure sounds like skibidi toilet

Schöner, heißer, schwarzer Kaffe Junge! Echt jetzt, schwarz, stark und vor allem schön lecker!

snooPINGASusualisee

I love that they went so far as to give Eggman that same line in the Sonic Boom series.
“Ah, Sonic! Snooping as usual.”

Welcome...

To Zombocom.

Zombocom.

You can do anything at all.

At Zombocom...

Great news, you still can: https://zombo.com/

Wickety wack?

No... Just regular wack.

Oh my god, I hear their voices.
- Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
🎶A WAVE O' BABIES🎶

MANY WHELPS! HANDLE EET! THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!

Wacken ist vorbei du Spast!

HIER SPRICHT GOTT! GIB GANDALF DEN RING!
- Biste jetzt Kommerzgandalf oder was?

We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

The amount of my precious limited memory and life experiences that will always be occupied by various You're The Man Now Dog memes is basically the lead poisoning of our generation (along with microplastics and the residual lead).

BOGLE

“The one ring… TO RULE THE-“ “Only I may do that.”

Then take a nap. Then fire our shit! (May be slightly off, haven't seen it in a long time).

In my head it's: then fire ze missiles!
- Right-o
“Shit, guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming, fire our shit!”
“But I am le tired”
“Well, go and have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!”
- That sounds more accurate.

DINNER

MY BOY

mama luigi

One day, the guy on a buffalo was runnin around through the forest...

Enemy in disguise!

YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN!

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated my mother

In einem kleinen Dorf wohnte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Barbara war in der ganzen Gegend für ihren ausgezeichneten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt.

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

Also

He's just like one of my Japanese animes!

Do you have stairs in your house?

PAK CHOOIE UNF

I, an Assman butt ass man

https://youtu.be/e2cF5q60B2E?si=fVRSunqGM9BUOL07

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

DOODOOCACA

PEE PEE
- That's in your profile post history now. It's in there. People are going to see that with no context and make judgements about you as a person.
  I think about this a lot as I write my posts.

Isreal-y pakastinian conflict muffins! Yum!

Given the on-topic nature of your comment, I'm suspecting that the down votes are based on familiarity with the video you've quoted.
My favorite muffin was fire
- I actually have up votes and down votes off so I can't even see the number. I wanted to reference the video but wanted to make sure people knew what I was taking about because if I just said "elephant muffin!" People would likely just be confused. However there's no mistaking what video my original quote came from.
  If people think I'm just being edgy or in bad taste, well that's on them. Lots of stuff from that time are considered in bad taste now. I won't change a product of it's time just because current events are specifically in line with that topic

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

You better NOT sheet on the bed you sonofabeech

Yee

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

I had a dog named Duke (RIP good boi!) and I still have his sister Konoha. I used to sing their names to this tune all the time.
My husband and I would just be chilling on the couch and I'd randomly break out into "Duke and Konoha! Duke and Konoha! Duke and Konoha, Konoha and Duke!" with lotsa pets.
I had to show my husband the original though so he knew why it was stuck in my head so often.
- That's awesome.. And you know that now you've mentioned dogs, you must pay the dog tax.

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

I hate that they sold out, because that dumb Quiznos song is one of those things that somehow got stuck in my brain forever.
- THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

Pretty sure I can still quote the Cloak from beginning to end if you catch me at the right time. I'm horrified by how old the video is now...

My chalupas I defend from the King of the Great Chalupacy With his arms of steam powered Engines of the future 6.99 for a value meal 6.99 for a value meal

I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!

I feel bad.

I'm unwatchvable. I can't remember my legs!

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

Ooh that's a good one. Good memory.
- I'd rather date a fly, or a spider than you! (Not actually about you, I'm sure you're an upstanding citizen of wherever you are from).

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

Zappity Zap Zap

Don't remember if it was YTP but "Today's your lucky day." will haunt me until the end times.

My Birds!

MY BRAND

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

Do you want F O U N D A T I O N R E P A I R ?

Let's all go catch thumbtacks on our bare eyes.. Ready?

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

MOSKAU MOSKAU

Billy is a handy mann, porcelain is the sürest plan, ah ha ha ha ha, HEY!

"It's time to go BACK to the BACK".

        YOU HAVE SELECTED:

    SAMBORIIIIIIINO

    GOOD CHOICE.

Gimme Dat Butt!

~~Retarded~~ Fuzz Ball. CHEESE.

Hey-hey, planting is simple! It's just planting things in the plant! You guys can plant, can't ya? This is easy!

Cave carrots! Stone squash! Pebble peas! Cave squash! Pebble carrots squash! Stone peas!

Squidward, the sky had a pokemon!

O nie, jesteśmy zgubieni!

Wyszkolę cię w jeden księżyc.

I know ytp, but i don't know that phrase

Chokay.
https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs?si=nK0Ilv9CCosgvRXS