Granted, you are now a genie with access to the wish granting API private key. Make all the copies you like.

Altered Beast

"Rise from your graves."

Not really, were used to good things getting banned.

They are external ports for water cooling. They allow you to run the pipes to an exterior location, and I have never seen anyone use them ever. I would leave the rubber grommet as it generally looks nicer than the hole.

Comparatively speaking, it's safer than coal mining. Wikipedia Nuclear Accidents by Death Toll

Mining Accidents

It's good for character growth and teaches important life lessons!

Like getting stabbed is awful and should be avoided.

I love hearing about a new tool like this.

And it needs to be heavy enough to reach those that are that far down.

"We've gone ahead and synced all your files to the cloud! Create an account to access them once again.

Enter your email: ______

[ Click here to delay the inevitable ]"

Wow, they criminalized politicians?

If the door could swing past his ass, it wouldn't be in range to hit him when it swung back! Your honor, I attest that this was not self defense!

I have a fitness tracker that goes off during "stressful periods."

This is particularly funny when I'm just at work, working on something at my desk, and it's like "hey man, calm the fuck down!"

I agree with the first part. It was supposed to be a check and balance to government power and oppression. It gives people the power to fight back against injustice.

However, in the time of intercontinental missiles, planes, tanks, and remote operated drones, are a bunch of peasants with guns actually going to do anything if the government turned on its people? Does the "right to bear arms" not extend to other, non-gun weapons?

Toast ≠ bread?

The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!

That's way more fun than zombies!

Where you download an episode and then listen to it? Likely due to bandwidth restrictions, early file formats, and hardware limitations.

The first issue, bandwidth limitations, results in the download taking a very long time. Video takes up more storage and therefore takes more time to transfer the data. People may become bored, run out of time, or need to pause the download and restart it later. Faster connections help, but...

Many early video formats did not handle partial files well. You needed to wait to download the entire thing to watch it. Some formats can break the file into smaller pieces and reduce how many you need to download at once, but then you need hardware to piece the final thing back together seamlessly.

And the limit on hardware that can piece together the video files in real time limits the accessibility of playback. You also need more pre-processing to get the videos into the right format.

Better hardware just pushes the issue to bandwidth. Bandwidth improvements push the issue to the storage hardware. Better formats improve things for hardware and storage, but usually at the cost of quality.

• Convert it into 1,500 pennies
• Fashion a slingshot from a balloon, tube, and some tape.
• Have fun shooting cans, balloons, people, etc.

A do-it-yourself airplane kit would be pretty amazing, time be damned!

You know, I was thinking T = (0P) + 40, but that implies that 0 people would still be able to play the song in 40 minutes and that doesn't feel right.

Yours also implies that any number of negative people could play the song in the same amount of time, and that also feels correct.

Toph can hear the rubble in your gut, see the change in how your intestines hang, and knows how close you are to your next poop. She never mentions this, but does use it to make well-timed "you're full of shit" jokes.