But I am le tired

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...

My SPOON is too big!

Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.

Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

ima firin my lazarrrrr

And I say HEYEYEY HEYEYEY

i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....

I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013

Alaska can come too

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.

That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

caaaaaaarrrrrl

WTF is YTP?

YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?

badger, badger, badger

Fine then take a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

This is the ultimate showdown

But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓

Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:

"Don't forget your umbrella!"

"Tomorrow I'll-”

"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!

I am feeling fat... and sassy.

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.

I said come on fhqwhgads

Dance! I'm a kitty-cat.

Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.

How is babby formed

Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..

The champion stood, the rest saw their better...

Caaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllll....

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama funny llama, llama llama duck

When God gives you lemons, you FIND. A. NEW. GOD.

GODBERRY! King of the juice!

Also...

Who's chair is that? Not my chair, not my problem.

Or...

We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Damn, there are a lot.

Cat. I'm a kittycat.

"Gandalf the Grey, and..."

From a what?

You can't break those cuffs

Drinking out of cups.

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! _shunnnn...

HERE COMES DR TRAN

Kilroy was here

Real g's will know what's up

Porkchop sandwiches!

Anyone else remember YTMND?

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

snooPINGAS usual, I see

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

Hey Papa Smurf can I lick yo ass?

Gee it sure is boring around here

I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" both of them say yes.

I went up to this thug gangster.and he was like Yo Motherfucker Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Badger badger badger badger.

Et c.

I never understood the YTP thing. It was not funny or interesting in any way.

D is for lisdexia

Schöner, heißer, schwarzer Kaffe Junge! Echt jetzt, schwarz, stark und vor allem schön lecker!

snooPINGASusualisee

Welcome...

To Zombocom.

Zombocom.

You can do anything at all.

At Zombocom...

MANY WHELPS! HANDLE EET! THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!

Wickety wack?

No... Just regular wack.

Wacken ist vorbei du Spast!

The amount of my precious limited memory and life experiences that will always be occupied by various You're The Man Now Dog memes is basically the lead poisoning of our generation (along with microplastics and the residual lead).

We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

Then take a nap. Then fire our shit! (May be slightly off, haven't seen it in a long time).

BOGLE

“The one ring… TO RULE THE-“ “Only I may do that.”

DINNER

MY BOY

mama luigi

One day, the guy on a buffalo was runnin around through the forest...

Enemy in disguise!

YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN!

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

Also

He's just like one of my Japanese animes!

In einem kleinen Dorf wohnte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Barbara war in der ganzen Gegend für ihren ausgezeichneten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt.

I, an Assman butt ass man

https://youtu.be/e2cF5q60B2E?si=fVRSunqGM9BUOL07

Do you have stairs in your house?

PAK CHOOIE UNF

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

Isreal-y pakastinian conflict muffins! Yum!

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

Yee

DOODOOCACA

boy i tell ya i hate nancy

its a beautiful day....yay

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

I feel great, I feel great, I feel great!

I feel bad.

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

Pretty sure I can still quote the Cloak from beginning to end if you catch me at the right time. I'm horrified by how old the video is now...

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

• Zappity Zap Zap

My Birds!

Don't remember if it was YTP but "Today's your lucky day." will haunt me until the end times.

Let's all go catch thumbtacks on our bare eyes.. Ready?

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

Do you want F O U N D A T I O N R E P A I R ?

Gimme Dat Butt!

MOSKAU MOSKAU

Billy is a handy mann, porcelain is the sürest plan, ah ha ha ha ha, HEY!

"It's time to go BACK to the BACK".

YOU HAVE SELECTED:

SAMBORIIIIIIINO

GOOD CHOICE.

Hey-hey, planting is simple! It's just planting things in the plant! You guys can plant, can't ya? This is easy!

Cave carrots! Stone squash! Pebble peas! Cave squash! Pebble carrots squash! Stone peas!

Retarded Fuzz Ball. CHEESE.

I know ytp, but i don't know that phrase

Squidward, the sky had a pokemon!

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