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potoooooooo ✅️ @lemmy.world

3天前

Make me feel like a man

Come on, make me feel like a man. I'll start:

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I'm the winner already!
Number of comments. Now if only the upvotes were 20 higher
- Oh, snap, 6-7...0.
  
  6-7 👁️
I'm a trans girl, and this shit is the only thing that has even mildly piqued my testosterones in recent years:
(Doom Mower: Lawn of the Dead mod)
- Hell yeah.
- This is my top pick, hell yeah
Yeah, that's not slop, it's a full gallon.
- Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh
- Hell yeah.
- Short Staff of Wailing Creature
  9-19 DMG
  +10 INT
  +5 WIS
  +4 CON
  +25% Nature Res.
  +15% Shadow Res.
  On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
  Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
- Badass staff right there.
- close the thread, nothing beats the cool stick
  
  I was racking my brain to come up with the best picture, but I saw this and knew this was the right answer.
  We can all go home. We’re done here.
- Oh hell yeah!
- Ngl... Great stick.
- Yes ! Yes ! !stick@sh.itjust.works
- Yesss!! Hell yeah!
- STICK!
- I don't know why, but every primal nerve in my body says I NEED IT!
  
  Because it’s a wizard staff, silly
- HELL yeah!
- Nice.
- They're all the wrong way
  Some people just want to watch the world burn
- Is it really that hard to search for a non AI-generated image of beer?
  
  Probably not. It was just the first thing in duckduckgo, with AI pics filter on. What makes this AI-generated?
- that's more an "oh fuck yeah" than a "hell yeah". There is a big difference
- What a scythe to be hold
  
  A scythe for sore eyes and that's for sure
  
  *behold
  or, (I guess)
  *be held
- Hell Yeah
- Straight from c/justguysbeingdudes
  lemmy.world/justguysbeingdudes
  I forgot how linking works
  !justguysbeingdudes@lemmy.world
  
  Just guys trying to link a Lemmy community
  
  !stick@sh.itjust.works
- I can't find a stick like this, so I bought a lifted pickup instead.
- Now that's a proper Dark Souls weapon
- Hell yeah!
- Hell Yeah!
- Oh dang that's a stick
- HELL yeah
- beautiful
- A test of your reflexes!
- That's a beak thing if I ever did see one.
Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I've been holding onto
- An elegant meme for a more civilised age
  Hell Yeah
- Hell yeah
- My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.
  
  Hell yeah!
- HELL YEAH...it should've been fucking hydrochloric acid. Or petrol with someone smoking nearby.
  
  I would've been smoking nearby for that
- they definitely exist..
  https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckriders
- That rider was the GOAT
  
  Other way around, sir.
- We need this in Lemmy.world/c/motorcycles
  Call it goat rossie or something
- That does look fun!
- Hell yeah.
  
  Hell yeah!
  It is without doubt my favourite photo of all time. I'm glad you got a "hell yeah" from it too. This thread has some gems.
- That's a lot of nuts!
- I actually love these
  
  I do too, they're my favorite breakfast ~~rocks~~ cereal.
- Hell yeah, finally I have bigger nuts than something!
I'm AMAB and cis but didn't say "Hell yeah" to most of these. Is everyone so bad at finding such images or...?
- 🥚
- Cheap shot.
  Not saying it doesn't hit.
- Post malone really let himself go, huh?
  Also, hell yeah
- I can't believe I remember this. You got the whole album or just this one ?
  
  Sauce: https://theawesomedaily.com/posed-for-pictures-near-people-with-exposed-asscracks/
  
  Jesus. When was this from?? 2010?
- Hell yeah! Crackstyle, a true classic
- Hell naw
- Do they do a nativity scene with baby cheezus?
- I had no idea this existed, but I just ordered it. My wife was obsessed with Cheez-Its during her first pregnancy, so I think she'll get a kick out of it! Thank you 🥲
- WE WANT BEER
- This is the one. That photo triggered a sense of primal outrage in me. I'm no heavy drinker, but I really enjoy a cold beer, and denying that to a man is unconcionable.
- hell yeah
- Wait! Did it happen again?
- Hell yeah!
- Hell yeah!
- That’s an AI image
  
  I think this is one of those cases where I ignore the providence of the image for the entertainment value.
  Certainly preferable to some other AI slop people produce.
  
  https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/11/fact-check-beer-filled-puffer-parka-is-a-hoax.html
  
  They do make jackets like this.
- Ew. Warm beer? Pass
  
  Maybe it's long island iced tea?
  "Can you get back home with your own two legs" challenge.
  
  *piss
  
  It's a parka, you'd only be wearing it if you were outside on a cold day anyway. He's wearing it indoors in the photo, but that's AI. In reality, he'd be outside.
  Is this what we can expect in the future? Serious discussions over the details of AI photographs? This whole world is fucking screwed.
  
  "With hearts as spoiled as boiled beer." the last unicorn
- Now where's the catheter
  
  That seems like a strange way to drink beer. Please post more info
- Dayum
- What is that like 10am on Christmas day?
- You win
- Oh shiiiiiit that's the good stuff.
  Hell. Yeah.
- ahahaha PSP Fat!!
- Hell yeah!
- idk wether to say "ts stuff" or "that's so hot" because it's both
- On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.
First I thought of boobs. But not all men are straight. Then I thought of this:
If you're not thinking "hell yeah" you're not a real man. Which is totally fine by the way (the not being a real man part. Not liking cats is totally not ok, you psycho. Cats are awesome)
- I spent two weeks cat sitting for my sister, nothing like a lap under a blanket full of cats. Hell yeah.
  
  I also spent two weeks as a live-in cat sitter for a friend on vacation. He (the cat, not the friend) would yell at me, and when I approached him, 1/5 times he'd lead me to his bowl. The other 4, he'd walk to the couch then look at me expectantly. If I laid down, he'd hop on my chest, then flop over into my arm and start purr-snoring within a minute.
  Hell Yeah
  I miss him. But it's a good pain.
- hell yea
- Those beasts make me sneeze though :-(
  
  Same, but I could never blame them for that. Still love them.
  
  Hair and dander allergen =[ still let my daughter get one. Every day is suffering but I make it work. Not an option for a lot of folks obviously. I do a lot...a LOT of vacuuming with a hypoallergenic filter
- Hell yeah, tortie spotted!
- Show boobs first
- I keep forgetting this show exists and it's so good.
  It just doesn't show up on my feed unless I look for it.
  
  Neither Kite Man nor Harley Quinn have been officially renewed, but hopefully we'll get them both next year!
- And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death.
- Ride Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!
  
  And maybe don't take this -ax through the Swamp of Sadness, yeah?
- Hell yeah.
- Sportsmanship!
  Books!
I’m the fun uncle
- That’s possible too
- Literally my first thought when I saw this post title.
  Positive, self-assured, "doing what he loves" Corvette Man? Hell yeah!
- A club with fans? Some kind of fan clu...ohhh
  Hell yeah
- Actively cooled dildo, I approve.
  
  2025 and no flared base; what do you think this is, the late 90s?
- A man fan club for man
- zelda totk ass fan club
- This looks like a magically enchanted club of freeze damage +2 in some post-apocalyptic setting.
- The reply jests, but(t)...
  
  Boris Vallejo would never intentionally hide thundering asscheeks, they need to be FREEEEEEEEEE
  EDIT: just noticed that wasn't done by him. Anyway
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- Epic
- Hell yeah, been there.
- Æsahættr has entered the chat.
- (I'm safe)
- I will stay fogged, thanks.
  
  Stop hoggin' the froggin'.
- If i send this to myself am i frogged or unfrogged?
  
  Another person... so you stay frogged unless you have multiple personalities
great job guys all of these images made me go hell yeah
- HELL YEA
- the campus police go through the lot every day giving out parking tickets and it's been there for literally 2 weeks they don't care about it 😆
- hell yeah
- that's the best thing I've seen today, well done
For a very particular type of man
- type=exclamation&intent=approval&attributes=intense,profane&content="Hell Yeah"
  BLESSED BE THE MACHINE AND ITS SPIRIT
- Idk what that t is but hell yeah for the Frieren reference. Best anime I've seen in years.
  
  It's a napalm bombardment from Helldivers 2 and it is pretty great.
- I was expecting a shovel
- Ah the fastest way to introduce managed democracy to bugs, bots, and squids
- I actually have no fucking idea.
- Hell yeah!
- Eew no.
- Is there a "terrible taste but great execution" community on here?
  
  I gotchu
  !atbge@lemmy.world
- That is exquisitely stupid, I love it.
  
  Look up bosozoku and you’ll find more hilarious madness like this
- I'm not a car guy, but boy would I like me some low tech cars. Mainly due to ease of repairability. Fuck software. Fuck electronics.
  Sincerely, another IT guy
  
  Agreed! I think cars peaked late 90s to early 2000s. And just in the last few years new cars are just safe lame design & tech that doesn’t really do anything to enjoy the experience of driving.
  
  100%. Work in IT, but have worked on cars as a hobby most of my life too. I was messing around trying to figure out how to disable telemetry at a hardware level on mine, so I pulled the fuse for the telemetry module to see what would happen. It bricked the entire vehicle.
  The 90s were peak. Reliability and low maintenance of electronic fuel injection, but would keep on running if any of the ancillary crap failed.
- I was just in that map the other day - I know exactly where it is!
  
  Hell yeah
I already replied, but I found something new which is a "fucking hell yeah bitch! Shut up and take my money!" factor.
I present: an over engineered lamp with loads of buttons.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZN12D1EuzrY
- ^Hell ^yeah!
- FUCK YES.
Watch the Star Trek ENT theme song and at the moment you find yourself bleating it out back to your tv like an injured drunk sheep that can't hold a note in tune THAT is the moment you have become a Real Man.
_{I've got faith, faith of the heart}
- I mean, you're wrong about the intro, but ENT still gets a HELL YEAH from me.
  (the intro is a jam, but it's so out of place for me I can't enjoy it while binging, I usually listen to it in the car a few times while watching the show)
  
  heretic!
- More of a NCC-1701-E man myself
- It's been a long road 🎶
/c/the_pack@lemmy.world
Basically everything in there will make you say "HELL YEAH" and may also inspire spontaneous hog cranking.
- Hog cranking lmfao
That puppy looks AI generated
- Hell yeah, you're right, it looks like I may have screwed the pooch there!
  
  Phrasing!!!
- you look AI generated
  
  Hell yeah!
- Hell yeah!
- It looks like a photo I used to have on a calendar that had the ball edited in or something. Granted there are so many retriever puppy calendar photos out there, it would be hard for me to ever find it
@ivanafterall makes me sad dont be able to see the images on this thread on mastodon side
- There are more!? I need to check.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2fcd2701d1d898e595c7fa0fbd923998/tumblr_pjisvk4sEm1tlljfxo1_500.gif
- Hell yeah
!sumo@lemmy.world
possibly...? I know this turns me on
how should agender and woman react to that way to cute good boi?
- hell yeah
  
  hell yeah
Was expecting tits but found some banger alternatives instead
How has no one went for the low laying fruit?!
- Cause hulk hogan was a trump boosting racist?
  The fruit was rotting on the ground, mate.
  
  He also ratted out his "colleagues" when they tried to start a union.
  Rest in piss, Terrance.
  
  Well damn. I know he was an absolute POS but the request was to get someone to say "hell yeah" and well that part of his mainstream slogan. :(
  
  Maybe it's that he's rotting in hell, yeah?
- What, him burning in hell? Hell yea
- sadly he wasn't the man that 8yo me wanted him to be.
  
  "Heros" seldom are.
  And real heros are getting very scarce.
Need a picture of big rock splashing into water
https://piefed.social/post/1545649
- SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU YOU BROTHER, COULD YOU SPEAK UP SOME 🐖 🔥🔥🏍️💨

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