Oh, I do Uber on weekends cause it's a tourist area (almost at the point where I get free <3000 level classes at ASU(sarcastic yay)). And it being a small town I see the same people a lot, and they tend to over share.

You ever watch "taxi cab confessions" back in the day? Well I can tell you from experience it is not entirely staged. The twisted shit nurses have told and shown me pictures of, would leave old school "rotten dot com" blushing.

Mfer, you went hard in the paint didn't ya?

I moved from South FL(easy coke) to middle of nowhere America(meth land).

You know how they say "meth not even once."? Well in my case it's meth not even three times. That shit sucks!

Y'all implying I didn't vote? You're fucking delusional!

I voted blue straight down the line in a very very red state knowing where our electoral votes would fall.

Very helpful! Thanks homie.

:: James backhands Lars in the back of the head::

Bigger antimeme energy, but it doesn't exist here yet...

:: SAD PANDA NOSES::

Where do the end days lay? Before or after Napster? Yeah I'm old, ar_ooo

YOU CAN HOLD OUT FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS?

THIS IS YOUR AROOOOO!

EDIT: I DON'T KNOW WHY I FELT THE NEED TO EDIT THIS IN BUT, I JUST HEARD THAT WILSON PHILLIPS SONG

🎵THING'LL CHANGE

THINGS'LL GO YOUR WAY

IF YOU HOOOOOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAYYY🎵

Check the shock while you're at it. It's bad, but I'm not giving free promotion to right winged assholes at least(?)

He was a student during the stoneman Douglas School shooting, then picked up skeet/trap shooting, and it's currently one of the vice chairs of the Democratic national committee.

It's not. I just don't how to refer to them here. I see Michael well and good.

Fair. I tried to blend my love of WH40K lore with something dumb. Suffice to say it means alien porn. AROOOOOO

Obligatory

AROOOOOOO

NOT ME!

I'M LOUD AF!

TESLA DRIVERS AND PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND WITH THEY HIGH BEAMS ON CAN GET IT!

🖕

I found one hell bent on driving people to his side from the "no true Scotsman fallacy".

My first time running into a "gordita" would be better described as an arrepa

Sorry for being late, but fucking go you! I look forward to limiting my vices at least as much as you.

Edit: and you totally could've done something with hemorrhoids for other homie's un

Thanks homie! I'm on boost so it's a little more involved. But I appreciate you teaching me!