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BeigeAgenda
BeigeAgenda @ BeigeAgenda @lemmy.ca
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Sweet Summer Child

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  • I'm tempted to think that a new pandemic would be a breath of fresh air.

    • Dungeon Keeper was meant to feel like "D&D, but you're running the dungeon", and it wouldn't have existed without some very surprising inspirations

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  • Squawk 🐓

    Edit: Don't you remember all the chickens you breed to feed your minions?

    • AI faces closing time at the cash buffet

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  • If you remove AI from EBITDA you get DEBT

    • Gen Z has the highest rate of veganism in history and it's reshaping the food industry

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  • It's nice with a good selection of vegan options, makes it easier to eat less meat.

    • Some Epstein file redactions are being undone with hacks

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  • Don't make me hack you through time!

    • Some Epstein file redactions are being undone with hacks

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  • The ultimate hack: Ctrl+C Ctrl+V

    • Half-Life 3 Reportedly Delayed Due to Steam Machine Price, Leak Claims

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  • Don't get my hopes up, especially if what they eventually release is in Duke Nukem Forever quality.

    • Putin tells BBC the West is 'making Russia the enemy'

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  • 1990-2013 I saw Russia as friendly'ish even when they fought in Chechnya etc.

    2014-2021 wtf. maybe they are not so good? what's next?

    2022- Russia is definitely the enemy

    • Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic.

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  • Mincing releases more garlic oil, I guess that's why it's the strongest tasting.

    • "phd-level reasoning"

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  • In this case it's a very specialized PhD, that's not in Math, Logic, Literature and Biology.

    • "Are they still alive?"

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  • I used to Slackware that time when RedHat's package system constantly broke, and no internet so I couldn't use Debian.

    Good times.

    • The AI Backlash Keeps Growing Stronger

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  • I didn't get the memo, where does the safety pin fit in?

    • I am scared

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  • The Deep State and The Lizard People hold frequent interventions about my worldview, but I won't let that stop me!

    • I am scared

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  • Very smart but you don't know that both the gays and fetuses have their own weather dominator, smh.

    • Return of 4GB RAM in smartphones by 2026 amidst DRAM crisis, microSD slots make a comeback

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  • The microSD card was removed from many phones, as I recall it was a bit before 2019 they started that.

    • Arent we all

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  • I'm sorry for being so slow on my porch but it is the only one in my house.

    • Progressive Conservative joins Progressive Conservative party

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  • Several times I thought "Wasn't Carney liberal?" when looking at the choices Canada has made this year.

    • Google

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  • He's the strongest man on earth. The S-Class Rank 7 hero, King. Do you know that!?

    • Power Word You're Not Invited To D&D Anymore

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  • I thought the power words were something like: Next session we will be using pathfinder.

    • Boycott Oracle

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  • Back in 2010 I taught myself Python when Oracle bought Sun.

    And some years later the company I was working for got a call from Oracle about us using MySQL in our product and we quickly switched to MariaDB.