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  • Having done exactly 0 research, I going to assume it's one of those "DO NOT PRESS OKAY UNLESS YOU ARE EXPERIENCED AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING" and someone went "pffft I know what I'm doing. click now what does this option do..."

  • Just Pick Something!
  • If I die without saving someone else in the process I lose a bet.

    And ma didn't raise a loser.

  • R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  • I can hate both.

    The CEO just lets me add a face to the ire.

  • This world is cruel…
  • Jokes on you, my knife cost me $40 in steel, wood, brass, and sanding belts because I make my OWN knives for my cooking.

    You know, I think I might just have two hobbies and one saved me money on the other....

  • This world is cruel…
  • In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

    ... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

  • This world is cruel…
  • "throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

    "cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

    But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

  • This world is cruel…
  • The difference between "cooking" and "hobby cooking" :

  • This world is cruel…
  • It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

  • United we stand, divided we fall.
  • This implies it's falling on its own.

    There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

  • House Republican introduces measure to ban transgender women from female bathrooms in Capitol
  • The patriot act says hi.

    Along with like.... Half the shift from 2001-2005.

    And if we keep going we will be here all day.

  • Let the power overtake you...
  • Brain fart! You are correct, I was thinking Celebrimbor forged the One Ring with Sauron.

    Guess that just mean it's time to reread. Oh noooooooooo

  • Let the power overtake you...
  • It was forged by a being that was super old and didn't have any death on the horizon like mortals have, and had cruelty, malice, and a will to dominate all life poured into it by another nearly-immortal being. It sat for two and a half thousand years doing diddly squat, passing out of all knowledge.

    My point is, it's patient.

    What's 500 years when compared with eternity?

  • Man Says Gun Legislation Is Anti-White, Uses N-Word At Senate Committee Hearing
  • Weird, because historically gun control happens when white people get scared a black man has the same rights as them.

    Just ask Dredd Scott v Sanford , or Ronald Reagan.

  • someone knew
  • I've seen this picture several times this week, but until this specific one pointed it out, I hadn't even noticed "for"

  • The Real Unvarnished Story of "The Game"
  • 1: Riker has a "rub one out" policy before he makes big decisions now, it took 3 interventions just to get him to that point.

    B- I just lost the game...

  • The wrong Goths
  • Combine the two and make a Megagoth.

    Megoth

    Goth2

    Sexy Gothic goth gf.

  • Popular Culture
  • so I thought it was a real instrument

    ..... It is a real instrument. Like over 5,000 years old.

  • History repeats
  • It was actually XT-15 that started drawing on the next clone, he had a bit of a rebellious phase in the vat he never quite grew out of.

    He just told 16 that it was tradition and his just faded over time. It's not like the guy fresh out of the jar knows tattoos are permanent... Yet.

  • Operation False Target: How Russia plotted to mix a deadly new weapon among decoy drones in Ukraine
  • Holy shit that description reads like the journalist who "got ptsd" from shooting a rifle...

    It creates a shockwave, and since the big boom is a big fireball, it uses up all the oxygen.

    In other words, "This bomb explodes, big BIGGER"

    I'm being hyperbolic for comedic effect, but I found it funny how they worded it.

  • 2meirl4meirl
  • Pffft that's nothing like me.

    I Don't have a compulsive personality.

  • SARGE Miles O'Brien @startrek.website

    Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I've spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

    Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

    Just don't ask who what's in the pattern buffer.

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