Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Oh, no…
Self Explanatory actually.
Obesity, and bounciness.
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
Sleeping with the fishes
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
You wouldn't understand
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
By Japanese sword thrust
hmmm...
Strangled by my hoodie?
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Nihilistic fruit
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
It will be a hell of a party!
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Derogatory slur
Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
No idea
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
exit 0
In a squeezer
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Ouch...
Furiously stroking my willy.
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The fucking Russians, of course.
I'm already gone...
Cat.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
anonymously
I get murder suicided
Boiled alive
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
Depending on the what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Too much taco bell
Just broke.
Jaywalking.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Dunno
Tree fall maybe?
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
quickly
Impressively.
Some catty wampas, likely.
Napping with a kat?
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
oh oh... I'm in danger.
In the dark.
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
A human centipede but made of weasels
That's a good question...
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Well shit.
Struck by railgun fire.
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
Killed by giant snake.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
Someone wants me dead
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
Being the boss
alone and unknown :')
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I literally have no idea.
Suicide.
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
