Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
It finally caught up to me
The fucking Russians, of course.
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
I'm not sure I want to know...
You wouldn't understand
Tree
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Happily.
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Sleeping with the fishes
Lots of beans
I guess I'm not growing old
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Furiously stroking my willy.
Boiled alive
I dont want to think about it
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
I’ll never know. I blinked.
Whelp...
I'm already gone...
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
Painfully, I'd assume
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Self Explanatory actually.
Meh…
My flame will be extinguished.
Derogatory slur
Nihilistic fruit
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
In an accident.
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Tree fall maybe?
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Jaywalking.
exit 0
Asphyxiation
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Ouch...
Dunno
hmmm...
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
I've seen Monty Python before.
I don't think its widely used anymore
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
Alcoholism.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
In a squeezer
Walking through the park with a bauggette
Very painfully
It will be a hell of a party!
Too much taco bell
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
I am very satisfied with this outcome
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
An undercover Corgi mission.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
I probably say something
And it gets me in troubleEdit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭It wouldn't.
Sounds unpleasant.
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
No idea
Mine is pretty obvious.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
....that last step will be a doozy.
Strangled by my hoodie?
I am just going outside and may be some time...
Just broke.
quickly
Cat.
Some catty wampas, likely.
Death by snusnu
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Impressively.
A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Struck by railgun fire.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
In the dark.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
No idea
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Obesity, and bounciness.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
Very quickly but likely quite painful
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!
Weird ... Is what I'd say
Suicide.
O...oh...
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Adorably.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Oxidation.
Excrubulently.
Beans
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Too much LSD
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Some kind of internet last stand.
A human centipede but made of weasels
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Mashing Keys
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
Awkwardly, and involving a turtle
Death by giant space hamster.
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
That's a good question...
I literally have no idea.
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
Doxxed by H3?
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Yokai
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
Having the time of my life
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
Someone wants me dead
So many ways...
Probably painfully
Killed by giant snake.
It would be whelming. Just so.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.
Shamefully.
Suddenly and all over the place
Just ducks!
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I get murder suicided
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
mildly, nothing extreme
anonymously
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
Napping with a kat?
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
🤷♂️
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Suicide I guess.
Saving the world a lot.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
On an intelligent journey.
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
alone and unknown :')
Being the boss
I would not be the only one
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.Sailing. I guess an accident
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
Snakebite
Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol
probably something cult related I guess
Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland
I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.
In world war IV, I'd say.
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
Something involving a large sheep dog.
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
No one would see it, but they may hear it.
My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.
it was the sweet tooth in the end
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
Genetic engineering gone wrong
One too many dabs
Not sure it's a secret
Chronic disease took its final toll
Fighting
In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind
Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.
After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.
well ...
I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....
The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.
But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.
Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer
Hmm. That's a sad way to go.
Cold weather exposure probably.
Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
Not at all I guess?
I died doing what I loved, making art.
I guess I'll explode
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Shmurdered Murdered....
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
