Take her to a knightclub
"I'm glad you brought protection"
what i'm told
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Not another one knight stand!
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.
Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome
WD40
Yep, she's a keeper.
I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on itEdit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.
Marry her?
Marry her!
Wife
Let her conquer me.
They say dress for the job you want...
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
We going to Medieval Times!
kneels down, bowing my head against the flat of her long sword
"By the Lady before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will be true and faithful, and love all which she loves and shun all which she shuns, according to the laws of God and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to her, on condition that she will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that she will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to her and chose her will."
Then I'd take her out for pizza and bowling.
Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
Badass.
Fall deeply, and completely in love
Plate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
She can slay my dragon any time.
NI!
That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
Don't try to hide my erection
If you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.
Smile and lube up
Take out the ring
Tell her we don’t have to go in her Tesla if she’s forced to wear that.
She still looks good. 🤔
Ask her to take down my enemies cause God put those hands on earth for throwing...Jesus they are huge!
Quest for some sort of cup.
act as if it was completely normal just to throw her and everyone else off
Do you even joust, bro?
I challenge thee to a duel