As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
211 0 ReplyTake her to a knightclub
159 0 ReplyWhat makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)
92 0 ReplyI PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
68 0 Reply"I'm glad you brought protection"
62 0 ReplyDemand a shrubbery.
62 0 Replywhat i'm told
59 0 ReplyTake her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
52 0 ReplyNot another one knight stand!
50 0 Replybeg her to marry me
49 0 ReplyIt greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
48 0 ReplyLaugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
46 0 ReplyCALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!
44 0 ReplyGet either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.
24 0 ReplyWe take Jerusalem!
24 0 ReplyGet excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome
24 0 ReplyLooks like I'm in for a good knight!
23 0 ReplyYou’ve got mail!
22 0 ReplyMarry her.
22 0 ReplyI would let her pull my sword for sure
19 0 ReplyYep, she's a keeper.
19 0 ReplyWD40
19 0 ReplyImmediately go buy a can opener?
18 0 ReplyExpect an inquisition into ur bedroom.
18 0 ReplyI would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
17 0 Reply"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈
17 0 ReplyAs a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good
17 0 ReplyMarry her?
16 0 ReplyRejoice! She brought protection!
16 0 ReplyIf ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on itEdit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.
16 0 ReplyMarry her!
14 0 ReplyAsk if her father was possibly a little overprotective.
14 0 ReplyYou don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
13 0 Reply12 0 ReplyWife
11 0 ReplyTake Jerusalem! Deus Vult!
11 0 ReplyEnjoy the ren faire.
11 0 ReplyAsk her if the maille is butted or riveted
11 0 ReplyLet her conquer me.
10 0 ReplyThey say dress for the job you want...
10 0 ReplyA duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
10 0 ReplyTraditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.
9 0 Reply"I said we meat at night, not as knight"
9 0 ReplyWe going to Medieval Times!
9 0 Reply"Oh shit. Why didn't you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!"
9 0 ReplyTime to get medieval on dat ass.
9 0 ReplyShe could wear a trash bag if she's this cute, I'm still going out with her.
9 0 ReplyGirl, you're dressed to slay tonight.
9 0 ReplyPlate armor? With chainmail links that bad? You trying to get yourself killed?
8 0 ReplyBadass.
8 0 ReplyI'm underdressed and didn't know it.
8 0 ReplyFall deeply, and completely in love
8 0 ReplyShe can slay my dragon any time.
8 0 ReplyTake her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
8 0 ReplyNI!
7 0 ReplySuggest a first date that involves a mosh pit.
6 0 ReplyDeus Vult!
5 0 ReplyThat would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
5 0 Reply5 0 ReplySmile and lube up
4 0 ReplyIf you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.
4 0 ReplyTake out the ring
4 0 ReplyThe Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
4 0 ReplyDon't try to hide my erection
4 0 ReplyShe still looks good. 🤔
3 0 ReplyCan opener?
3 0 ReplyTell her we don’t have to go in her Tesla if she’s forced to wear that.
3 0 ReplyJoust!
3 0 ReplyMawwage......
2 0 ReplyAsk her to take down my enemies cause God put those hands on earth for throwing...Jesus they are huge!
2 0 ReplyDo you even joust, bro?
1 0 ReplyQuest for some sort of cup.
1 0 Replyact as if it was completely normal just to throw her and everyone else off
1 0 Reply