You guys have retirement savings?

Hell, nothing beats doing anything alongside Katsuragi...

GOB's not onboard.

I can never hear Mambo No. 5 without thinking about this piece of television brilliance:

https://youtu.be/N9gbdv5cXKg

That behavior is downright abysmal.

I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

I've got good news and I've got bad news...

In the good book you shall find your piece.

Won't somebody please think about poor Dean Martin's elephant?

Semi-related, but you've got the best username ever.

"Happy Birthday, Spray! I'm disappointed in you!"

Christopher Coke, cocaine trafficker

Are we sure this isn't just Roger from American Dad?

Damn, beat me to it.

"I don't think 22 minutes is so bad."

"NOT SO BAD?!? THAT'S A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEINFELD! IT TAKES US A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEIN-FUCKIN-FELD TO ROB A BANK!"

The one "sad" towards the end really sells it.

Shirts that go....odd?

Speak for your fuckin' self, bro.

Little Eddie Mason's all grown up!

(Man, that's in the running for the most obscure reference I've made online...)

NOBODY LOOK!!!

I see Calvin's been by.

Ah yes. I too remember with...let's say "wincing nostalgia"...my Jaeger years. Brutal.