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hOrni

@ hOrni @lemmy.world

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  • White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, youngest person to hold role, to leave at month’s end

  • So her soul has become fully corrupted by the lies she spread and they need a new, fresh one to further corrupt. She's something between The Mouth of Sauron and The Picture of Dorian Gray. Her soul is damaged beyond repair, like Voldemort's lying on the floor at Kings Cross.

  • BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just introduced the Guaranteed Paid Vacation Act — a bill to guarantee at least two weeks of paid vacation to every full-time worker in America. Over 90 other members of Cong…

  • We have more than 20 in Poland. 26 at least. I think You can use up to 28. Plus , obviously sick days, which don't have a limit and more than 10 holidays every year. And You can score an additional 2 every 2 months if You're a blood donor. I've had a week of every 2 months this year and I'm not even through a third of my paid leave.

  • The olive, grey and khaki green look 🫒+🩶+🌿✨

  • Congrats. You've outblanded yourself.

  • The trailblazers

  • Let's not forget, that before Barclay and Geordi there weren't chapters on holograms. And before Beverly Crusher there wasn't a chapter on ghosts.

  • Wait for the ending

  • No, don't be violent towards the guy who... ehh... supports violence? Never mind, fuck him up.

  • [Meta] NO posts revealing the real identities of Khn and Klek, please

  • I don't want to know who they are, so as not to spoil the image. But can someone at least confirm for me, that the guitarist isn't Buckethead.

  • Supergirl 2026 storyline

  • More like:

    • Nobody cares about this part

    • Lobo shows up

    • Nobody cares about this part either

    And Lobo wasn't that cool anyways.

  • No shot

  • Nor did any Hoovers.

  • How to move a sofa

  • This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

  • Dark but accurate rule

  • not the guy from the image, some other guy>

    We know, You meant Henry Cavil.

  • In "CA: Brand New Day," Sam Wilson--- wait a minute. My bad, I meant "Brave New World." Hold up. Spidey and Cap's fourth movie titles are that damn similar? Wtf.

  • Plus I don't think anybody watched that Captain America movie.

  • Bodyscan of woman at 250 and 125 pounds

  • "I have big bones".

  • In "Spider-man: Brand New Day," (2026) Peter Parker gains an amazing new power: the ability to afford this huge loft apartment in New York despite having no apparent job.

  • That's because he's hired for a made up position by his billionaire adopted father.

  • European traffic signals explained

  • It's Your turn to eat the banana.

  • It’s beautiful

  • Much worse. And it won't work for most recipes.

  • New York school pauses plan to deploy humanlike AI robot teacher after backlash

  • Good education? You won't need that to serve the ruling class.

  • What game did you hate even after sinking a lot of time into it?

  • This one for me too. The definition of "needlessly complicated". The combat system is so annoying, the upgrades, every character plays differently. I'm only motivated to finish it because I paid full price for it. At this point I'm playing in story mode and searching for a mod to auto parry, so the fights don't drag on.

    My friend told me it has a great opening. So great, that by the time you get past it and realise you don't like it, you've already played too long to return it on steam. And it was only surprising if You haven't seen Logan's Run.

  • The weirdest thing about American culture

  • Yeah. That's the weird thing.

  • Fappucino

  • He was trying to save the company money creamer.

  • Weird And Oddly Specific Playlists @sh.itjust.works
    hOrni @lemmy.world

    Does Anybody want to help me make a playlist about masturbation?

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    hOrni @lemmy.world

    Probably the worst thing I ever tried.