Why is the "top" pipe so creepy compared to the "bottom"?

Neither of the above.

Thread on me harder, Daddy.

That's 100% someone's fetich. Do we even know if it's in some medieval castle, or is it hanging in a truck stop bathroom somewhere?

So, Detroit?

So is that worse?

Currently watching a Peterson debate... This is just too perfect.

So.... A good candidate for the next US president?

Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.

Ironically, the bid was for a gun which the buyer wanted to shoot himself with.

Are we sure it was the chat bot and not Elon himself?

Ladies, FYI, I have also been known to feed kittens.

You can't post things like this online. Even as a joke. Some conservative is sharing this with their family, as a fact, at this very moment.

Remember when they were beans?

Hid did call apple CEO "Tim Apple".

That's what I always do. But with cheese.

I don't think even Daddy will make people want to see this.

In that case all I can say is: "Watch some Star Trek" :)