Women if you want me you have to be hot and have big titties. I'm a youtuber so I obviously don't care about age. Just don't snitch or tell the police. I'm too pretty to go to prison and I also don't wanna get beat into submission or get killed while i'm there. Also don't bring bear spray on our first date or a gun. Please come unarmed. Trust me I won't hurt you. The last three violent crimes I committed were well deserved and I won't do it again. Bring a ballgag thank you have a good day. I want a cupcake goodbye. 🥰🧁

Bugs Bunny 😁

That site is busted. I'm registered but it tells me it has no record after sending me into a loop of putting in my info. Republicans probably pushed fascist updates to it.

Those still rely on gasoline.

I mean Flint's problems were caused by switching the water source to save money, not lead pipes. However, replacing lead pipes would be great as well. Most drinking water in America is very safe though. It just tastes like crap.

So this is why my TV walked into the bathroom while I was dropping a deuce. 🤔

Hi Karen. I hope you're doing well.

Only a Karen would say that. 🤔

I guess if you're an angry Karen.

Uber was taking notes from Disney.

That would be great if he came back to sign it. 😊

Seems like an approachable woman. Must be fun at parties. 🤔

Only losers complain about moderators. 🤔

Vance isn't wearing eyeliner! 😲

That's one well dressed landlord. Every landlord I ever dealt wore dirty clothes, was missing teeth, and was in desperate need of a shower. 🤔

I used to love spreading their entrails all over the sidewalk as a kid. It was so pretty! I'm probably responsible for this. 🤔

Mr. Both sides guy. 🙄

"Look what I did for you my Cheeto Jesus! 🙋‍♂️"

The white MC Hammer.

They can't have anyone but themselves breaking the site. 😂 People should figure out a good way to protest Reddit. Ddos attacks can't be fixed. 😁