As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

Minecraft!
- Yep. It's always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
I haven't played it, but maybe Hello Neighbor?

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

I'm guessing Factorio.

I feel like this is well described lmao
Luckily you can knit nuclear reactors with your bare hands, once you've figured it out, and stuff them in your pockets for later. This is helpful.
Also don't forget your omega-3 fatty acids when you go a-wandering
Red chips. Green science. Expand the mainbus.
Watch out for the trains...
Sounds like Subnautica.
the factory must grow
After then first sentence I thought: Subnautica! But the rest didn't fit.

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.

Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

Team Fortress 2?
- That comments a spy!

Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine' by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.

The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.

You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We'll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.

Holy crap this thing is hard, I can't guess any

a gun that makes holes

not bullet holes

italian plumber crushing turts

You're looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.

You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time...

I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.

Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.

You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯(ツ)/¯

Groups of people fight over gravel

Is there a space bound monkey tragedy involved?
- yes, I realized that I put the same thing as you after I posted this lol.
Team Fortress 2?
- Yup
The United States of America

Hit things with fists so that you can hit them with farming implements later on.

Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of "creatures". He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.

Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.

That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.

That's gotta be Skyrim.
- So it is :)
Ah, the aerobics class (primarily squats) where you talk motivationally to men standing on walls with wounded knees.
This is my favourite. Immediately Skyrim but so so badly described.
- Skyrim is one of the few games I think you could describe with sound alone and most people would know it :).

It would have been easier to just fix the crashed ship than to build a whole factory to make a new one

Fall really far a lot. Stick sticks to big sticks. Throw fruit to avoid confrontation. Frequent fashion changes. Still can’t pet dogs.

You wake up in a quarrantine zone. Despite having no medical qualifications, you need to cure a global pandemic before you are permitted to leave.

If you manage to succeed, your reward is your life saved and then more debt than you can hope to repay in a thousand lifetimes when you leave quarrantine.

You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.

You're a disenfranchised spacefaring race perpetually performing an, ultimately, menial task in an extremely hostile and dangerous environment. You only exist to create wealth for the company, at the expense of your health and wellbeing. Personal relationships are fleeting as you only interact with strangers you are randomly teamed up with to complete a job at which the company has neither adequately trained or equipped you to do well. Climbing the social ladder in your community is a function of finding ways to more efficiently extract resources from a ripe planet unable to sufficiently defend itself from your advanced technology.

I don't think I followed your prompt, but I got carried a way.

You settle a dispute between two snakes who can't agree on whether or not to turn off the light. Not as many swamp levels as the sequels.

You try to keep smiley faces from turning red until cats inevitably make your game run at 0.2 FPS.

Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.

Man leaves gang, teaches dominatrix how to do her job, gets really good at dancing and finds his love for slot car racing.

You eat stuff while ghosts try to kill you.

Ok I'm drawing blanks.

Just to quote a claasic:

"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"

Just trying to live my life and get with big tiddied Cleopatra. Gandhi comes over and cock blocks me with nukes. That's all right though, my Giant Death Robot is teabagging Delhi right now while I launch a satellite. - Abe Lincoln

A man gets a scam letter and decides to figure out why he is being catfished.

It’s the pew pew game. You go pew pew and everyone is like aaaaargh, and then you take their stuff. Bigger guns, more pew pew.

Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.

get things; make things;

You are the Janitor's assistant.

You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.

You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.

This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don't seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.

Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it's probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.

A girl relies in old emails, social media posts and obsolete sites to understand the reality of the world and avoid murderbots' attempts to destroy everybody.

I'm looking for a gun that makes holes, but not bullet holes. You'll figure it out.

Commit genocide and destroy the environment for fun and profit!

Smug accelerating rodent and company gaze on in horror as a mad scientst pisses on the moon.

I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.

You play as a mailman who for some reason is asked by every faction to fight on their side of the war.

I dig hole to protect myself.

Experience xenophobia as a lizard-person in a racism simulator

You try to land on the moon but you just keep missing for some reason. So you go to read alien scriptures on some hourglass or whatever

fetishized well dressed fleshsteel interdemensional abominations commit intergalactic genocide at the behest of their flower based mother figure.

experience storytelling featuring family values, political commentary, and conversations with an actual wall!

In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.

Basically 3D Galaga with furries.

You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.

I'm a pretty strange dad with coordination issues.

You spend hundreds of hours gaining XP in a skill you'll never actually use

You attack a tree, then make tools to attack things even better. You need to now attack dirt and then stone to make better tools. After that, you can attack more stone in hopes of finding valuables. When you find blue thing, you can attack solid cola, and make a rectangle, then curse it by lighting it on fire. Now you agree in hell. You should be proud of yourself. Now you can attack fires with your tools, or if you collected snowballs before, you can also torture them. When they die, you pull out their penis, break them to make fire-thing. Then kill living magmas, and then extract their magma that was inside them, and make it into magma balls. After that, you can kill tall black people, and collect their balls. Then you can merge the fiery-things, the magma balls, and the black people's balls to make some eyeballs. You can then throw the eyeballs (one at a time), and follow them until they fall down where you stand. Then you can start attacking dirt and stone again, until you get into an underground house. Find a room that has a rectangle made from the eyeball's material, go there, and put the remaining eyeballs there, but look out for gray bugs! Now you get to the void on a floating solic cola, then use the stone you attacked to go to another floating thing that is made of solid pee. You should see big dragon. If you made bows, you can start shooting, and when big dragon is down, you can also attack it with a sword. But beware! Big dragon can also fuck you over, and shoot you out of the void into space. If you managed to destroy big dragon, at the center of the pee island, you should see cola spawn inside solid cola. Just jump in there, and you beat the game!

You get stranded on an alien planet and in the process of trying to get home you get distracted with destroying the planets resources and native population

A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway

moon's haunted

Alien crashes on planet and murders the native population in order to build contraptions that pull rocks out of the ground and cooks and smashes them together

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

You ride around on a horse until a farmer spits in your mouth, and then you slowly get sick and die.

Horse armor.

You fuck your way until you gather a big enough force to save the Galaxy from blue squids

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

Young scientist with a PhD fucks up scientific experiment

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.

Shoe stealing simulator

A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.

Normal mailman gets shot and robbed, embarks on quest for revenge, acidentaly changes politics of the area forever.

“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”

Xenogenocide

I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

You see an alien peeking around a corner. You know to have a 99% hit chance. You miss.

Virgin seeking love.

Enjoys long walks on beaches, lakes, rot etc. Travelling is my passion!

Environmentally conscious. Believes in, loves and supports global warming. Burn those trees down!

Dislikes: lobster.

Interested? Write me back soon! I love a good old finger written note. I'm old fashioned like that x

Go spelunking and become immune to nearly all forms of damage, only to step on a drop of funny pink liquid, get turned into a sheep, get set on fire and die.

A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

Let's try making the description real bad now...
Old guy trying to invade a castle on a volcano by shooting into turtles within sewers, occasionally taking drugs he found along the way

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Rock and stone

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

There's cubes

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

Gas station tf2

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

rock paper scissors with aliens

you fight water

Wake up in a zombie apocalypse and then die after over 100 playtime hours with the same character because of a little mistake losing everything.

Someone's fursona goes to war against an ecocidal billionaire with his robot boyfriend and vandalises a lot of street lights while making PG sex jokes

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.

Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

Fight for scraps and die. Die 5 more times from getting beat with a rock. Fight for more scraps and get small base. Lose all scrap in base from asshole clan. Beat head against wall in frustration. Oh and die some more and do it all again tomorrow.

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

Sword skills - 0

Speaking skills - 100

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

So like, there's this Gate, right?

A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

(answer: click my profile and see the only community I mod. Then join us!)

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.

Cyka B blyat!

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Worker that wants to unionize destroys all his company's shit with a hammer.

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

Kung Fu Jesus regains his memories and realizes he needs to beat up his girlfriend in order to stop her stupid fat pet from eating too much.

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

IFR or VFR is the question.

Go sailing to build your magical fork collection.

So there's this dude bro with a dead bunny, right. He's so pissed off about it that he eventually kills God

Flower boob trampoline

A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

It's like Mad Max, except you have no guns or ammunition and so are mostly reliant on turtle carcasses and fruit peels instead.

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

Five assholes, four idiots, and then there's me.

Keep doing the same damn show over and over, the definition of insanity.

Might refer to more games than one, but just let it be.

Because anyway, you eventually lose your humanity.

Let's see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

Cagey war veteran forms a militia and starts recruiting troops at banana-point.

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.

Tropical Connect the Dots.

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

Vegetable slavery

Living pink marshmallow terrorizes an entire planet

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

A guy gets a murder case, poisons a hobo instead. Also saves the world.

The world you're in has faced its end no less than three times but slutty catgirls are dancing in the center of a maritime city state.

It's like among us but with corporate and military espionage

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

Genocidal space magic zombies kill gods to turn them into nifty guns and fresh drip.

Death by:

worms
spiders
your own ignorance
acid
ukko
the connoisseur of wands
a little bit of experimentation
your own ignorance (it just bears repeating I guess)

Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.

Wanton environmental destruction at an exponential scale simulator. Also trains

what happened before humans simulator

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

A bird wants to conquer the universe with jelly beans. His daughter has to stop him, but keeps getting into fights with his Roombas.

Going from point A to point B, now with more dead whales.

Dying in a desert simulator

Frets go brrrrr

The majority of the gameplay is committing war crimes in the name of galactic peace, but the players know the real endgame is space Barbie.

(It's probably not my favorite game of all time, but it's the MMO I play most often.)

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

These monsters choose not to kill you while you try on new clothes and pwn random civilians.

Boy accidentally becomes God because a robot cockblocked him

A powerful being mentally tortures an orphaned girl through isolation and deadly "games" with dangerous machinery. Later, she begins hearing the voice of a mental illness, and through its advice manages to behead the orchestrator.

And that's just the first half!

Boss fights, with long animation locks, to get RNG loot drops to fight harder bosses, with some non boss fight content sprinkled in every now and again.

And thats why yo mama dead

A group of disgruntled people gets packages and gets bullied in phonecalls. None of this matters in the end

You walk around town as a tech illiterate middle aged man only to bully his bullies and fall for scams.

I murder hardwood and linoleum

Only Up? More like only dashing face first into spikes as your jaded ego throws shade at you.

Waterfills your house

A soldier really hates computers, like a lot

a shipwrecked amnesiac plays harmonica, does long haul trucking, donates to science, and fights organized crime with the help of a hot rod he found on the beach and some teenagers named after seasonings.

You are a family man with a secret identity that loves coffee.

You kill people and have a bomb with you to blow up a pond of fish

You force a bunch of people to move away from their home town to change the future and finally kill your nemesis, a rabbit.

Dude goes to the park for a bit, his friend brings him a sandwich. They talk about the future, and immediately get genocided. 80 hours later, the dude kills god

My recent favorite here. This one might be a stumper for people trying to solve it.

You get shot for getting too handsy, especially with the sensitive fat guy. Or just looking at the art. Or, hell, when someone asks you to get them a drink from the bar. But then you get to try to shoot people for returning the wrong book. So it's all good.

Weak witch becomes hilariously powerful in quest to save the world. Method involves destroying large parts of the world. Might involve alchemy.

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

Unchecked growth while killing any locals who try to protest

The inception of the mushroom kingdom in the USA.

Two halfs of a moon that dont get alomg make people battle on their behalf and everything is canon. Even bears with cowboy hats.

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

@rcmaehl A guy wakes up from coma and stumbles around aimlessly, doing trivial favours for people along the way. Oh he also collects seeds for some reason.

Horse go vroom, ring broke, you fix?

Swamp monstas gonna make me rich, get outta my way

I got a really tough one guys: you have to taste the rainbow to fuel your magic to kill your enemies

Many 30-somethings endure commute home only to fire up a game where they disregard others on track, brake way too late, force impossible overtakes only to loose control of their car moments later.

Is everything a fucking dog?

Trying to build a rocket with the help of cartoon characters who have no idea what they're doing, and then watching in horror as your creations explode spectacularly due to your lack of engineering skills.

Michael Vick’s fighting simulator and how

Bunch of guys in spandex fighting a bunch of guys in khakis and it never ever ends.

People shoot each other based upon religious or economic beliefs with future weapons.

Anime sky knights

A bunch of famous characters shove each other off a cliff repeatedly

Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.

If this comment doesn't get me on some watchlist I don't know what will.

Kid drowns in the sea, fortunately his boat can talk.

Time witch steals back her powers to become a god but is defeated by the now human and unsuperpowered protagonist who is given a bin of nuclear batteries from the white house by the president of the United States.

A bunch of climate doomers become terrorists.

You can do anything. Even be a carpenter. I hear there's a city somewhere with tons of farms in the middle of the ocean. So you can farm under guard protection how op is that.

Man goes to a doctor's appointment, ends up at the bottom of the ocean, kills himself, saves humanity, and spends eternity with his robot gf.

Driving a big car in Europe

A kid with control over time and space decides to make everybody happy until he gets bored of it and destroys the world.

Metric shit tonne of drugs from shifty looking dude with a moustache

The way I often end up playing it: mass murder simulator

@rcmaehl spawn, look about, die by sniper, view killer, wait for vehicle, spawn in vehicle, look about, die by plane, view killer ...repeat

Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons

You are the only successful rescue party to land alive, you collect a random assortment of tools to go kill a man who got exiled because he threw worms in a hole.

Rassism against Blue People

Four kids go on a field trip to listen to music

Stop this guy who tries to destroy the world by feeding gems to water

Syberia

Eagle! Eagle! Aghhhhh.....

Bums armed with magical powers. Fight in exotic locations for no reward at the behest of a madman

Aliens invading my planet, I sleep. Aliens invading my spacecraft, real shit.

Wandering through the Swedish countryside

Avoid 4x, try to be 1st

A robot who can think and feel tries to delete a computer virus that is trying to wipe out humanity.

You know all those government conspiracies the tin tops are spewing? ITS ALL TRUE! And you are a robot that dont know he's a robot. Another conspiracy within a conspiracy!

Supernatural FedEx Man.

Young boy goes to camp and spends all day waving a stick, talking to animals and has adventures with his imaginary friends.

What a shame.

-_-

War of the primordial shapes

or

Cosmic chess (GONE WRONG)

My wife gets mad at me for stabbing the bard.

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.

Future girl vs robot animals.

Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.

Edit: no one has it yet

Cats not in hats.

Armies get stuck on ramps.

i am god and dr kleiner is my removed

I am on so many drugs and I I cannot deal with these foul-mouthed meth head children. Also I'm a communist and my partner is tired of all the weird shit I say.

Man quashes a time-travel afflicted revolution with a net and convinces their leader he loves his master.

You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.

Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.

99

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.