Nothing since a radio telescope isn't a fucking speaker.

- AM doesn't reach further than FM, it's just that historically we've been using AM at lower frequencies, and these travel further. You could transmit with FM just as well on these frequencies, and get the same range.
  These radio telescopes don't transmit anything at all, they listen to radio waves coming from the cosmos. Much like a normal telescope doesn't transmit light.
Aw boo! Where is your sense of fantasy!?
you must be fun at parties
I'm actually surprised you got so many up votes for that level of technical correctness. This is a tough room

the THX intro sound

- Turn it up!

Darude - sandstorm

What song is that?
- Dududududu Dududududu dududu
- At first it goes like synth and then it is dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu dududuuddududuuud shiuush dududududududuuuuddudddududududddududdudududduududududu
- Darude - Sandstorm
- This one!

There is absolutely only one choice, no need to even think about it it's this.

Well played. I'd forgotten all about that :-)

Darude, Sandstorm

Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic

"Come here! I will help you conquer this world. Our civilization is no longer capable of solving its own problems. We need your force to intervene."

(Not really, but...)

Calm down there, Ye Wenjie…
Unexpected Three Body Problem reference
- Was it really that unexpected with this image?
Calm down there, Posadas...

Prodigy - Diesel Power

Or maybe the brown note. If it was ever going to work it'd be through this.

Let’s be real, anything by The Prodigy on a speaker that size would fucking slay
- Bigass subwoofer, blast Smack My Bitch Up, feel your soul exit your body.

4′33″

A (wo?)man of culture

Either Never Gonna Give You Up or Darude - Sandstorm

-The internet (10-15 years ago)

The brown note.

I shid
- Everyone shad

CBAT. Get the rest of the galaxy in the mood.

Baby Shark

Each "Doo" could level a forest

baby shark obv

Never gonna give you up

Imperial march

Video killed the radio star

Ram Ranch.

God. Damnit. I just managed to be able to listen to Gorillaz without just randomly singing ram ranch. Now it's back on my mind

Answer in title, unrelated Belgian techno anthem.

Bullug Gegbug Ibgabiug Gixcure Dagabciea Fuic by Keygen Church because the universe deserves to hear the gospel. Praise the code. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJtVDEx2HSk

Praise the code! 🤘

free bird solo 🤙

Video Killed the Radio (Telescope) Star.

Cotton eye joe

Supernaut

A cover of Black Sabbath's "Supernaut", by Al Jourgensen of Ministry's side-project 1000 Homo DJs with vocals by Nine Inch Nails vocalist Trent Reznor.

Can't up vote this enough.

So What'cha Want by the Beastie Boys

followed by intergalactic.
FOLLOWED BY INTERGALACTIC RIGHT?
- That would sound amazing
I was thinking Sabotage. Turn that scene from Star Trek Beyond into a reality.

Royalty free Christmas music

Okay Satan, calm down.

Seven Nations Army

Ready to die by Andrew W.K. The song ending with “You just heard earth music. This was a warning.”

numa numa all day long

Fuck the Pain Away

I am aware of the teaches of Peaches

Megalovania

Pink Floyd - Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

https://youtu.be/JcfgJrHo9XA

If you haven’t, give nick mason’s saucerfull of secrets a spin.
Their version of controls for the hearth that i heard live was absolutely transcendental.

I could think of a few Ministry tracks, but I'll go with N.W.O.
https://youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k?si=QIw2KiyEcSKGgKmf

I was going to go with KMFDM WWIII, but I like your choice too.

Sleep now in the fire

You trying to melt the surrounding trees?

Caramelldansen

Goldeneye Surface level PTSD. Enemies beyond your sight horizon due to fog/snow, no map overlay for relative positioning, memorization was the only way to not get lost.

And we loved every minute of it
- That sniper rifle was so dope, but the accuracy of CPU players with an AK like across the map and then /gaspingsoundwhenhit was so frustrating lol

War cant of Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

Ok ignoring the fact that this isn't a speaker, if it was and the question is what would I play on a speaker this size, then probably this.

Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough

Only the yelling part.

Y'all are way too nice. I'm pumping a 60Hz square wave right into that thing at max volume.

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

Sounds of Beast In Black, if power metal was mixed with Abba, of course!

https://youtu.be/f8qWbowzwZU?feature=shared

Love that band. I can't believe they just recently released a eurobeat song. It slaps!

I always want to play Queen on my big speakers

"In 2008, RT-70 was used to beam 501 messages at the exoplanet Gliese 581c, in hopes of making contact with extraterrestrial intelligence. The messages should arrive in 2029." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT-70?wprov=sfla1

Nice

We Interrupt This Programme
(Yeah, I'm oldschool like that)

Skrillex - Bangarang

https://youtu.be/YJVmu6yttiw?si=UyE6XIFBeiDNsWKQ

Everybody dance now!

Id freak out about having to make a choice and then just blurt out souvlaki space station because it seems like a safe bet of sm i like at high volumes.

Sir mix alot baby's got back.

Because boobs- psychostick

ANYWAY YOU WANT IT

THAT’S THE WAY YOU NEED IT

ANYWAY YOU WAAANT IT

air guitar*

I'm thinking There Is No Planet B by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

It would be funny to broadcast corny 80s dance music to aliens, ngl. Hopefully they don't have that Mars Attack physiology that makes their heads explode to jams.

https://youtu.be/BQAKRw6mToA?si=QGOrdDLVOMULA1AR

The only correct answer

Nah you need something with BASS

Ghetto Supastar https://open.spotify.com/track/31bf9SEOppLU6lQ85d8om6

That is what you are

Imperial march?

That's my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

brown noise

Thanks for the wiki link, OP. You sent me down a pleasing rabbit hole reading about the large radiotelescopes built by the USSR.

And also, completely tangentially, I have nostalgia for playing the very first Destiny game because the environments were designed with those early USSR Deep Space program aesthetics.