Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.
There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you're gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don't half-ass it.
Yes. And the point of the joke this meme is aping is that not even the anti-war, anti-imperialist Americans will concern themselves with the feelings of non-Americans.
None of those are "fuck you", they're more or less all variants of "I think you're making a mistake". Mixing them up is, well, you do you, and good luck with that.
In fact, the lying guard is a red herring. You get one question, and need one piece of info: the door. The canonical question doesn't tell you which guard lies, nor do you care to find out.
You mean to tell me you're here lecturing me about Robert Maxwell's connections, while not knowing that he was, and I'm gonna directly quote Wikipedia here: "...afforded a lavish funeral in Israel, attended by Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, Israeli President Chaim Herzog, at least six serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence[68] and many dignitaries and politicians, both government and opposition, and was buried on the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem.[69][70] Herzog delivered the eulogy, and the Kaddish was recited by his friend and longtime attorney Samuel Pisar.[71]"?
Goddamn, I even gave you the proper name of the cemetery. You'd think you'd at least google "Robert Maxwell Olive Mount", but no, "sounds made up". Jesus fucking Christ, you people...
Yeah, my "digital ID" is literally a PGP key pair with the police as the authority. It's like the government giving you a yubikey.