Chicken soup
Chicken soup
Chicken soup
Thinkpad clitoris
What are you a fuckin parrot?
Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
I use arch
That's my band name
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
5 guys
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Brick
ಠ_ಠ
Mmm, crunchy.
Motor oil
mm, delicious
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Biscuit
It's a great name.
Thank you.
Creme brulé
Asshole
Well, if you insist...
Arsenic.
You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
Aw he dead.
Child.
2 whole pots of nutella
Microwaved? As a little treat?
Taco
Tamale!
Turkish delight
He is meaty ziti now
Dog is such an uninspired name though...
CHICHARRONES!
spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
Pho
Chocolate.
Sushi
Beans!
Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.
Baked beans
Sausages
Dog
Pudding
Dog food
potato
Werther's Original
Pop tart!
Kefir
A surprisingly fitting name
Idk what it means but I like it
Kefir is a fermented dairy drink. It's kinda viscous but also fluffy and very white, so yeah. Fitting name.
I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy
Tortilla chip
Oreos and milk
Bologna sandwich
Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .
Tequila coke
The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Your sister
Please do... she needs it 🥺.
I hope Meatloaf can sing...
Chili (homemade)
Waffle.
Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
pork chop
Puppy. Uncreative, I know.
Ginger cookie
Peaches
Cookie
Since I'm too cheap to buy name brand, welcome home Woven Whole Wheat Cracker!
Peppermint Bark...
It's kind of a decent name actually... Lol
Chili
Mars
Big mac
egg roll
ice cube 🥰
Chuck roast.
Rice.
Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.
Cute name!
Cum
Stroopwaffel!
Split pea
Soupe Vichyssoise
Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that either. But try the soup, it's really nice and quite easy to make.
I think it’s like “vee-shee-swah”?
Source: some French classes in elementary school 🤷🏻♂️
Quiche
Brisket
Or potato, but I think I finished the food on the brisket.
Oh no, he's called Grinder.
Maple Chipotle Almond
Macaroni
Shrimp
Bratwurst
Egg Scramble
Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁
Mamba
Mandu
Hotpot
Hot Cherry Loca!
Milk chocolate
Slider. He looks like a slider!
Peanut!
You :3
Alfredo
DiGiorno
McNugget
Gold fish
What, the market ran out of mackerel?
Hot Dog
Quaso
Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Cheetos
Chicken nuggets
Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.
I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
Shit, didn't know you guys speak English, lol 😂.
Babka
Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.
Cookie
NGL burrito is pretty perfect!
Yogurt. Not bad actually.
Poutine
Banana
Taters
Spagetti :)
Burritos and Hotdogs.
I think I'm winning: Pokebowl
Chicken
Doggie
Devil Dog.
Kimchi Udon!
Meatball
Cheese bread
Awesome….Barqs!!!
Taco
Generic ez cheese
Chicken and mushroom pie
Popcorn
Sausage patty
Pringle
Avocado ranch salad it is!
Beans.
GRITS
Pumpernickel toast
Everything Soup
lentil tomato?
Lil Smokie.
Or pigs in a blanket
Focaccia cheese melt.
Cheezy for short!
Samosa!
Popcorn! Perfect.
Lentils.
Skin
Muffin!
Fruit 'n' Fiber
TOMMY BURGER
Rib
Miso soup
Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper
Croissant.
Mac 'n cheese
Lasagne
Chimken 'Fredo
Elmer!
Snickers
Choripan
Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕
pizza pocket
Breakfast
Pozole 🥲
english muffin
Pepperoni
Sandwich
Bacon
Cereals
Nacho
Ramen
Rum.
Flauta. I like it.
(Blueberry) Cupcake
Crackers. Fitting because he's white 😂
Puppy!
You mean 小狗.
No. I'm an American and I eat dogs.