AITAH?
AITAH?
82 comments
-
-
It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
-
"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
-
Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
-
Middle out! Middle out!
-
Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
-
-
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
-
¿Por que no los dos?
-
-
He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
-
He he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
-
Then organic organism organizing.
-
-
-
It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
-
it turns out it's a lot harder if you don't care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.
-
-
that’s when I told her about the escorts.
Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.
-
I mean... it's probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn't mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you're supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I'm weird for thinking that.
-
-
i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
-
As long as it wasn't in a row
-
Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
-
No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
-
Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
-
-
What if was in a column?
-
Don't kink shame me!
-
He was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
-
What about side to side
-
-
She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
-
Biphobia is hilarious....
-
The joke isn't that he's bi, it's the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
-
-
Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
-
Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
-
Same one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
-
I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
-
Let's say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.
If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.
My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)
-
-
Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
-
-
Haha gay
-
oh hey did you just watch Clerks
-
In a row?!
-
-
Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.
-
-
Without the tracking string on the end.
-
82 comments
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey get back here!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
I mean impressive, but not unachievable.
There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.
Until her fashion designer ex shows up.
Nah in a column.
No simultaneously