In a row?
149 0 ReplyTry not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
89 0 ReplyHey get back here!
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
39 0 ReplyIt's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
27 0 ReplyI mean impressive, but not unachievable.
5 0 ReplyThere was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.
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Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.
21 0 ReplyUntil her fashion designer ex shows up.
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Nah in a column.
7 0 ReplyNo simultaneously
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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
83 0 Reply"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
30 0 ReplyHard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
21 0 ReplyMiddle out! Middle out!
13 0 ReplyYeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
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Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
12 0 Reply¿Por que no los dos?
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He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?
59 0 ReplyHe he he, first orgasm, then organ harvesting
10 0 ReplyThen organic organism organizing.
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It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
55 0 ReplyI'm afraid to test your theory.
16 0 ReplyIf you do test their theory, get tested often.
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My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
12 0 ReplySometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
10 0 Replybut, you seem so cute
7 0 ReplyLive near a major city?
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it turns out it's a lot harder if you don't care from the get go. Asexual representation goes hard.
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i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??
30 0 ReplyThe joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.
51 0 Replyahh, yeah i dont live in a world where that kind of gender issue matters.
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Woosh
10 0 ReplyRight? My partner's sex life before me is irrelevant to the relationship
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As long as it wasn't in a row
28 0 ReplyAre you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?
34 0 ReplyNo a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.
11 0 ReplySequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.
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What if was in a column?
12 0 ReplyIf you found the Optimal Tip-to-Tip efficiency it’s doable.
9 0 ReplyDon't forget to account for girth similarity.
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Don't kink shame me!
9 0 ReplyHe was lying about that repetitive strain injury all along. 😮
3 0 ReplyWhat about side to side
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She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
25 0 ReplyBiphobia is hilarious....
18 0 ReplyThe joke isn't that he's bi, it's the reversal of expectations of the usual traditionalist roles 🤓
51 0 ReplyMaybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he's bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
36 0 ReplyHaha. You got me
13 0 Replywhy is no one talking about the mouth feel
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At once?
11 0 ReplyIn a row?!
16 0 ReplyWhy'd you have to suck their dick, I mean why couldn't you sleep them like a decent person?
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Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
10 0 ReplyDid he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
10 0 ReplySame one 100 times? Or 100 different ones?
8 0 ReplyI fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 cocks once, but I fear the man who has sucked one cock 10,000 times.
16 0 ReplyLet's say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.
If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.
My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)
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Was hard to tell. Just kinda grabbed whatever came through the hole in the wall.
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Haha gay
7 0 Replyoh hey did you just watch Clerks
4 0 ReplyIn a row?!
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Did you use optimal tip to tip efficiency when giving 100 BJs. Otherwise whose got time for that.
1 0 ReplyWithout the tracking string on the end.
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