Please consider cutting those bangs, girl

A lot of gacha games are anime-styled. People spend a lot of money on those rare anime girls.

I understand your concern, potential employer, but I was never arrested for Chicago Sunroofing the Popemobile. There aren't even any laws that say it's illegal, I don't know why people keep calling me that

Looks like a historical Americana version of Fraktur. In case the original wasn't Nazi enough

* Under standard conditions for temperature and pressure

Motherfucker, not only your colonialist asses still buy Russian oil, you directly supply arms to Israel and Saudi Arabia. Go suck an entire forest of dicks.

I guess releasing tons and tons of CO2 into the atmosphere does count as geoengineering and weather modification

And a lot of them are about to find out they're gonna be fathers 🥳

Hatred is like a burning coal. Its usage at an unprecedented scale is a key part of British history

Just say you're doing human trafficking at this point

Still better than coming with Windows

Imagine working 40 years at the CIA destabilizing the global south for this dude to do a Strangelove and wipe his ass all over your life's work cause his dick stopped working

And in DK64 his coconut gun fires in spurts

Me when I remember the cans in the freezer

I doubt it. This was a sucessful enterprise

It's over, I've made you into the Adidas tracksuit wojak and me into the cute nonbinary vibes wojak

Walkpilled cardiomaxxer is pretty funny tbh

On the plus side, the first thing it's gonna do is nuke Israel

Is anyone doing anything tonight?

Right in the Epcot ball