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There are some countries named after cheese though.
  • Him and Dijon Sanders really stoked my hunger for sports

  • The US healthcare system is barbaric...
  • I don't remember if it was her insurance or his, or what those details are. She and I have spoken of him, but not of the insurance information. Keeping things vague makes it less internet-friendly, but the story stands, and it sucks.

  • The US healthcare system is barbaric...
  • Man, I wish I was lying. I'd still have my friend.

  • The US healthcare system is barbaric...
  • Friend of mine became extremely sick. Doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong, but his life became pain and insomnia. After many torturous years, he was tired of being bedridden and miserable. He couldn't end it; his wife would lose her health insurance through his employer. So he walked off into the woods.

    He's been legally missing for a few years now. He made sure to bring his ID with him, in case he is found one day.

    That's the American healthcare system.

    Why do we still live here: if we could leave, we would. We've been trying.

  • Fatty liver disease is just self-induced Foie Gras
  • A modest proposal for an hors d'oeuvres.

  • Fact Boy Simon Whisker

    I'm a fan of Simon Whistler's various channels and my imagination went on a run the other day #SimonWhisker #DeclawingTheUnknown #Megapawjects

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    Refreshing Human-Cola.
  • Pairs nicely with Soylent Green!

  • The fourth trimester
  • Cat: dis my baby u just helped

  • [Community Challenge 26] - Secret life of the Forest
  • The rare and elegant alligator-emu hybrid: the Emulator

    [it's been a long day 🤣 ]

    the technical bits from ChatGPT
    Imagine a new, captivating version of a fantasy creature that is a hybrid between an alligator and an emu. This creature possesses the formidable, scaly body of an alligator, complete with its powerful tail and strong jaws, but it also features the long neck and legs of an emu, topped with a head that combines the characteristics of both animals in a unique and intriguing way. Its skin is a blend of feathers and scales, creating a mesmerizing texture that sparkles in the sunlight. The creature stands majestically in a mythical landscape, perhaps beside a tranquil lake or in a lush, enchanted forest, embodying the essence of both land and water. The image should be rich in detail, highlighting the fantasy aspect of this hybrid creature in a beautiful and imaginative setting.
    
  • ChatGPT keeps generating sideways? [halp]

    Feed an image, and everything goes sideways. This is a new chat channel, starting with the first image shown... so why do they keep going sideways?

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    do not go quietly unto your grave
  • Reminiscent of goatse

  • Cold take: Lower Decks should have colored an Orion's blushing as green instead of red/pink.
  • Anthropology major I think part of the argument was that since all primates share a common ancestor, when does it stop being functional for reproductive purposes? Is Tuvok sterile like a mule?

    Seriously this is why I stopped watching these things with this person. It's like watching a war movie with a veteran.

  • Cold take: Lower Decks should have colored an Orion's blushing as green instead of red/pink.
  • I feel like a lot of it is "translated" to match human emotions. That person wouldn't actually be considered attractive, but the movie makes them attractive in a weird way so humans can relate. Green lipstick on a Vulcan would be EXTREMELY off putting to a human, in literal stark contrast. To make a Vulcan "attractive" it would be on human terms with our sexy red lipstick or... it may have the wrong effect and not tune emotions in properly to the scene. It's a huge reason why I hated watching Star Trek with a particular individual I know. "THOSE TWO SPECIES COULDN'T BE BREEDING! THE HORMONES ARE ALL WRONG AND THEY DIDN'T DEVELOP IN THE SAME..." and on and on.

    The blushing thing absolutely should be green, but I get why it wasn't characterized as such. Friggin apes.

  • Overcomplicating things
  • Japanese titled InuYasha movie we used to have: The Love that Transcends Time

    American version we found later: Affections Touching Across Time

    ....y tho

  • [Community Challenge 23] Mad Royalty
  • Teddy Bear King, making his subjects make subjects

    spoiler

    Please generate image of a whimsical workshop filled with teddy bears engaged in an endless cycle of life and death has been created. In this scene, old teddy bears are being taken apart and their pieces used to make new teddy bears, all under the maniacal eye of the crowned teddy bear king from his high throne. bimgy

  • A House of a Different Color

    A vibrant and cheerful scene of a Waffle House restaurant painted completely in blue, set on a sunny day. The restaurant should be a single-story structure with a typical Waffle House design, but with its exterior walls, roof, and signage all in shades of blue. The scene should be lively and welcoming, with people walking around, some entering and exiting the restaurant, conveying a happy and busy atmosphere. The sky should be clear and bright, adding to the overall joyful vibe of the scene.

    what

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    [Community Challenge #20] Retro Sci-Fi
  • If I can do minor tweaks that would be very helpful! Thanks!

  • Snaxolotl!

    very plump axolotl lying on its back with huge fat belly while snacking in beanbag chair, surrounded by chips, cookies, soda cans, bottles, crumpled paper, burger wrappers, food trash, digital art, cartoon, bold colors white background

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    [Community Challenge #20] Retro Sci-Fi
  • "Private iDetective" starring ai-Rick Rossum and Veronica Lake.

    I tried oh-so hard to get it with text, but I haven't secured a contract with that particular demon yet... curses Midjourney

    spoiler

    "Private iDetective" film poster starring veronica lake, and a robot sidekick. in the style of sci-fi noir, graffiti-inspired illustrations, film noir, golden age, retro-futuristic, 1940s-1950s, medium shot, balanced, three-point lighting, high-key lighting --ar 24:36

    I added my own quick title just for fun afterwards

    spoiler

  • And snooze is dessert
  • Just avoid the snores d'oeuvres

  • Gravestone

    Dread Queen Persephone greets Medusa in Elysium with a glass of crimson wine.

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    Copernicus and Galileo: Sol Brothers

    The last one didn't come through for some reason. Round two!

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    Sailor Zeus and the Pantheon of Justice!

    I don't know which I enjoyed more: making these guys or my teenager's face upon viewing my creations 😆

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    Bride of the Eldritch God [Midjourney]

    >Partner: Was your prompt "Mrs Incredible" ???

    ...you try birthing unearthly abominations with your narrow-ass hips, boy.

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    Prompt courtesy of a friend of mine: Fire discovering humans [Bing]

    adorable anthropomorphic flame child using magnifying lens to see tiny people, 3d game isometric, detailed

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    Sherman's Sherman

    I tried to get him running over a certain flag or two but my attempts seemed to only confuse the AI.

    prompt:

    civil war era propaganda, General Sherman riding into battle on a tank, parchment

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    medusa ϻеƌųʂɑ @sh.itjust.works
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