This use of "self-deported" in the title is pretty misleading. The full context is that he was facing deportation, but he self-deported so he could have a degree of control over the process.
So now the Senators who scuttled the shutdown in exchange for fuck-all are going to admit they were wrong and should resign for such a massive fuck-up, right?
Aircraft shot down over shallow waters can even turn into coral reefs! Wow!