What would this list look like for your generation?

If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs

Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.
- Much to do is always made of the kids personally I'm undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House

Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!

I think you mean to say:

"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"

How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?

My thoughts exactly.

Had to look this up: https://www.tiktok.com/@irisa_darius/video/7440554144097668395?lang=en
Seems like Darius is a guy with autism that makes noises on TikTok. His caretaker (mother?) seems to think it's healthy to express himself and let off energy.
and, fast she discipline??

Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.

Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.

Wait until you learn how seriously law enforcement took street gangs.
The whole Saints Row series was based on the dichotomy between incorrigible feral teens, a product of hands-off parenting while simultaneously running an international drug and crime syndicate
Of note is the property of ur-fascism the enemy [of the movement] is simultaneously strong and weak
We weren't allowed to wear hats because that meant you were in a gang...
- Early 90s they were TERRIFIED we might wear gang color shoe laces.
In public highschool in the '90s in rural Ohio. A bunch dressed in western/cowboy gear and brought guns to a football game and there was some other 'gang' as well (maybe same fashion but different belief? I don't remember). One person got found with a gun and arrested, but nothing else came of it. Yeehaw, I suppose.

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.

What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?

"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(

The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.

It's probably some fast she discipline system. The way we treat kids in schools is horrific, has been for quite a while though but they feel entitled to subject kids to whatever technological Horrors they can come up with

As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥

As a teacher, I cannot tell you how much this changed my life. I just spew their random shit right at them, totally straight-faced, with a painful degree of enunciation. They do not say those words again in my presence. Their cringe feeds me. I also find it helpful to try to get them to define each term, in excruciating detail, then I destroy the word for them.
- Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us

The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol

And best way to make them stop being used, is using them completely wrong and with the "i am hip with the teens" attitude
- This works so very well. Turn them from fun to cringe with one irritating parent move.
  I threatened to get a Sigma Dad tshirt and wear it to my son's school. He's since stopped with all the sigma stuff.

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.

By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

What did Emma do?

I have the same question.
- Idk but shes tweakin

Not to be confused with band words:

practice
scales
tuner
first chair
recital
solo
clarinet
John Philip Souza
hot cross buns
tuba
bassoon
glockenspiel

I got to 6 before I realized why such words might be band.
I would still ban Souza
I think John Phillip Souza and glockenspiel have potential for new brain rot.

As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.

SpongeBob laugh

WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)

Any discussion of the killdozer

Bulldozer noises

Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)

Kazoos are not longer allowed

Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape

Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property

Soviet national anthem

Russian national anthem

State anthem of Mississippi

Djibouti National anthem

Sakkinarven Polka

Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.

They changed the state anthem of Mississippi a couple of years ago from Go Mississippi to One Mississippi. It's no longer contextually hilarious and not nearly as hoki. I guess Mississippi decided they were not on the right track and probably were never going to get to the top.
- Shame the old one is pretty unique, frankly if anyone needs an update it's us Californians. But we are also a somewhat lazy bunch and would probably just make California Dreamin the new anthem. Either that or the committee would let their insanity take hold and ya would end up with something reminiscing a Latin war cant.
I will proceed to check out the national anthem of Djibouti and the state anthem of Mississippi. I might be back with some questions.
I did sleep under a rock
You mean Säkkijärven?

There was a shirt, it was Mario + Mushroom = Big Mario. Our administration thought this was a drug reference. Some nerdy kid would wear the shirt and about half way through the day they would be wearing it inside out.

Literally a 40 year old reference, seniors still in working age was in their 20s when this game was released

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫

What does fein mean? Is it just shortened feign?
- Fein comes from the Travis Scott song FE!N. While it is a synonym of "addict", Travis uses it more as a musical refrain. The repeated and somewhat goofy intonation of the repeated phrase is what lead to the memification of this slang word. When using "fein", it can be used like any other nonsensical filler word.
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When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

Saying it, or howling it?

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

Ligma Balls, cousin to Seymour Butts and Hugh Jass
- Don't neglect Mike Hunt....
Was using Ligma in the 80's, glad to see it still in circulation.
Ligma balls / Ligma sweaty balls / Ligma sweaty (sports clothing you happen to be holding) e.g. Ligma sweaty socks
Ligma balls, I guess....

I for one support the educational system refusing to address Oio. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about oio

It's ok, you can curse on the internet.
- You'd think so but I think saying o*io is a little much... up there with the n-bomb, you just can't say it

This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)

The way I look at it, generation α and the next 5 generations are in a game of no-respin Russian roulette for who gets to be the ones to fight World War IV with sticks and stones.

fuck you emma!

Lmao Emma only cannot say Tweaking.

What's Ligma?

What's up dog? ...wait, no. Ligma dog! ...shit wrong again. What's up balls?

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.

Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?

Ohio gozaimasu.

They took away our pogs.

Never forget, never forgive
They took away our pogs, so then we started playing card games like speed or war. Then they banned card games saying we were "gambling" even though we weren't.

I can't believe they really called out Emma like that lol

If that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.

But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.

Sensing a strong French background here
- Hah. Not necessarily, but student strikes were absolutely a thing where I'm from.
  Was it mostly a convenient excuse to take a day off? Yes. Was it great civics training? It was a convenient excuse to take a day off.

... I mean, a lot of these words are pretty tame aren't they?

Chat? Rizz? Anime words and gestures? No pumpkin?

Seems like a desperate attempt here.

Emma getting called out like that is hilarious

LIGMA!!!

“Balls” still permitted
“Balls” still permitted

No mames hahahaha

Google translate says it means "don't fuck with me"

Yeah that's not even current slang is it? My 50 year old coworkers were saying no mamas 10 years ago.

For us it was just finger guns and swear words.

Someone oughta tell them about deez

In the 80s they let us say bitchin' in class because ''it's just slang for good''

I need to say bitchin' more. I forget that word exists.
We weren't allowed to say something 'sucks' because of the sexual connotations; things were limited to stinking (at least within adult earshot).
- Yeah.. that's already true... wtf....

Old list, needs a few Minecraft movie quotes added XD

Chicken jerky
- In the Minecraft. Straight up jockeyng it. And by 'it' haha well, lets just say. My chicken

No mames lol

I remember all the Mexicans in class saying that any time the teacher made us do something we all didn’t want to do lol
“ORALE NO MAMES WEY”
That’s my favorite one too. I wish this were real so bad.

I think I get maybe half of those, but can someone explain why Ohio is on the list?

It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.
- I understand hating on Ohio. It's mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.
  On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It's an even better place to be from
Skibidi Ohio Rizz https://www.wikihow.com/Skibidi-Ohio-Rizz
Considered a weird place where weird things come. Ex: "MrBeast from Ohio" for the MrBeast imitation video / rap battle… that’s a bit outdated by now though

Dude

The bomb

Phat

Any pun containing "bro"

Sigma... ligma...

...but no sugma yet.

Ohio is a no no word? But that's the name of a state?

Why is Ohio number three on this banned words list?

Always has been.

I know I'm old and I'm not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.

I had to look it up too. "A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend."
- Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don't have kids so I don't need to understand it.... which is good because I don't.
Fuck Ohio, I wanna know about Pumpkin!
So there's this state in the United States called Ohio, and it's generally one of the worst places to be. If you're "in Ohio" or "feeling Ohio," you're feelin bad.
- Feels bad man.

Juvenoia. IPA(key): /ˈd͡ʒuːvənɔɪə/

Noun, juvenoia (uncountable)

(neologism) The fear or hostility directed by an older generation toward a younger one, or toward youth culture in general.

Banned word

The man repressing sinn fein again.

Pumpkin?

haha zoomer talk bad, don't care.

What the hell is -1 Live School point? Some sort of social credit nonsense?

The list made me do the Gus Fring smiley face but then the LiveSchool Points reference made me do the Gus Fring serious face. That sounds like some dystopian black mirror gamefied social control indoctrination bullshit that makes me want to say all the words.
Source: Emma
- gets out the sharpie and banned words board
It means death. -1 life.
- Damn it. I blew all my 1ups last night.

This is fein

Tyranny

Things I remember people complaining about at various times (I don't really recall gradeschool having any)

overuse (or use at all) of dude
doy
[no] duh
dweeb
overuse of awesome
various "surfer" slang (we all saw the TMNT movie)
at some point, maybe around high school, "my bad" became a thing. I still don't really like the phrase much.

I'm sure there are more locked somewhere in the recesses of my brain, but those are the ones that jump to mind. The internet was only really becoming a thing when I was in highschool and I lived in a very rural area for most of it so things spread much more slowly.

RIP Ohio

TIL: Ohio as slang is quite appropriate for Ohio the state

I thought I was old when I discovered I had arthritis. This makes me so feel much older.

Late 90's/early 2000's Aus.
Sick
Mint
Lame/Lamo
Sych/sike
Hella
Rando
Nang/nangkang
Tuppi
Pash
Fail
Wazzup
Brb,lol,a/s/l

HOW THEY GONNA BAN NO MAMES VATO??

Any high level math or stats class using alpha, beta, or sigma as math variables: Guess I'll die

There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

We had a kid show up to summer school every day in the hoodie.

I knew what it was going to be before I clicked the link. Indeed the hoodie.
We had a kid who wore a dinosaur onesie, every day, the same one. Genuinely wonder what happened to him sometimes.
- I'm doing alright. When I outgrew it I had it remade into a hat that I occasionally shove into my pants on road trips

Ghetto

Yeah, doomed, with teachers that have banned word lists??????

Skibidi Toilet is the modern Ninja Turtles.

Sigma and Ligma both banned???????

Ligma balls lol

😵

"Cold in here?"

-1 LiveSchool Point!

Typically, the sequel leaves a lot to be desired

It's how a lot of streamers address their audiences. I didn't realize it was a thing kids were saying out loud.
- Fourth person pronouns.
  Chat is that weird?
- We’re cooked chat
You can kind of use it like 'y'all'.

Wth is wrong with a fade (low or otherwise)? I'm afraid to know what kind of meme is so horrible when it just sounds like a basic haircut.

Based on current performance, none of the previous generations are any kind of hot shit so I say we work with what we got.

Ey yo we liked BANNED WORDS so much we got banned words TWO up in this bitch

Only 24... Pathetic

Cold in here? The class isn't allowed to comment on the temperature? Is the teacher freezing them out?

The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.

What about Kenya?

It's where you see tigers.
- I thought that was lions, tigers, and bears!

Gen X. There were no banned words.

You know what's massive?

Jungle
- If Ninja got a Low Taper Fade.

No mames jsjs gringos locos

Def add bruh

So the legends are true.

https://youtu.be/sVn4sBxLokA

I feel personally offended that “no mames” is on there. thats racially motivated! /s

Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning "goon," but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs

How do you misspell memes as mames?

"No mames" is a slang phrase in Spanish which is used to mean "no way" or "you’re kidding me," but with a crude connotation, similar to "no f—ing way" in English.
Google Translate shows it as being more vulgar:
no mames is Spanish and translates to "no way" or "youre kidding"